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It's that time again! Another hair brained suggestion from everyone's...well somebody's...okay just my own favorite PO! I was thinking late one night, which is unusual enough, but then something strange happened....I hatched an idea! How could preist magic be different then druid...different then r...

The bird eyes the lubricated halfling, it's gaze following the trail of oil left in her wake as she backs up. It gives another small ill tempered worble and puts a wing behind one of the lit candles of incense on the small wooden table. Apparently having been lit by the monk to mask the awful smell...

The horrible bird looks to the sleeping monk then to Della and finally to the plate. It lets out a few quiet squaks before it places a large taloned foot on the plate. With what almost sounds like mocking laughter it caws a few times and edges the plate slightly further out of the poor halflings re...

Logrin looks a bit disappointed as she bends down facing him, one of his humble mit having been resting between the bars as if he had been planning something. He retracts it somewhat hesitantly to his side as starts to speak Would you expect me to tell anything but the truth dear? I am but a victim...

The music subsides breifly as the monk chuckles to himself before he continues to the song where he left off They actually questioned you? Good show! Wha ha...honestly didn't think they'd fall for that! He says as he lays on his back and applauds by knocking his botts togather. I needed a little sh...

The following is quite messy and hard to read


All give thanks to the great green justice

As the Flexster reads the challenging note he lets out a pumps his fist into the sky and shout " No way brother! " as he rips off someone else's shirt before writting on the board You listen here brother, there is no way the Flexster is going to let a bad dude like you bad mouth the fans....

Engrossing RP has abounded, my recent forays have been frought with memorable occasions as of late. The religious lizardess I chatted with in the grove, perfection! The practical jokes upon Fayne, extraordinairy. Della's confession, Tres Bein! Luc confiding his troubles with a certain lizard, Wo xi...

I was thinking, every now and then when someone is sent to the cross, they immediately jump back whistling dixie and go about being bright eyed and bushy tail. Eating a small meal and crafting until they feel well enough to fight again, or even fighting again without the message letting them know t...

Aye...could be difficult no doubt. You'd have to find out through sublty and subtrifuge who could be bribed. Perhaps even send spies or hench men. And who is to say coins are the only way to bribe...perhaps the promise of affection from a buxsom lass would tip the scales of justice in your favor. I...

Even for an expereinced smith, two people at one furnace trying to smelt iron ore into a refined ingot at the same time would be unbeleivably dangerous. Not to mention the mix ups if one was melting copper while one melted iron. I can't see this really...but then again, I"m no black smith...mo...

As for the whole bribeable NPC guard, I'm against it, why can't you just bribe on of the player guards, who's to say that every one of them is a paragon of justice?[/i]

More yellow words of wisdom are posted here Flexster says it's not important if you get knocked down, only that you get back up Mittens are all you need to survive the harshest of winters, pin them to your shirt so you don't loose them. If it's soft, rub it on your face. Your face works hard, treat...

A muscle bound hulk of a man is running wild as he passes the docks, before noticing " Cappy ". He Barges up to her through the ranks of dirty men, both tall and short. He stops inches away, far to close for comfort as he shoves his massive fist into the air as if to punch the sky. Droppi...

An odd note is pinned to the board, it looks as if who ever wrote it is a poor draughtsmen, as it is barely ledgable


Bramble Keep
Fort Golden Cloth
The Silver Tower
Watch of the Gilded Lilly
Velvet Glove Hall
The Vanacelum

The following is barely ledgable

Fooser.

-Parr

A ridiculous individual sings his own theme song as he posts a note written on a ripped shirt Hey big boss man, The Flexster hasn't seen, his twenty seven inch pythons on that citizen's list, how's Fleximania supposd to run wild, for governor, if he isn't on the roster? He's got to be giving the fa...

A man slumped in an odd sitting posture by the well in troll's bane thanks a passer by for writting down his words and posting them to the board I regret to inform you of several things sir, firstly my name is Logrin Parr....to r's lad. Secondly, and regretably, I am not the culprit, which would ma...

The Flexter points down at the ground then to a man sitting down a short distance away, and finally to the board as he lays more truth to the parchment Train, say your prays and you'll grow six inches over night. The Flexster doesn't eat nuts and honey Stay in school. Don't just have Breakfast brot...

Fleximania runs wild as more truth is laid down If you milk a cow hard enough, you get cheeze Don't laugh at peoples dreams, if people don't have dreams the Flexser says they don't have much Eat your greens If you see a three ropes all lined up, it's your responsibility to run into them If you feel...