The crowd roored loudily as I stood on the woodin rails. My strong opponent looked up to me, laffing. "Your so weak, you can't hurt me sissy", he shouts. So I slammed down on his face, SMACKDOWN. My huge mussles crushed his skulled. I standed as my fans applauded here in salkameeria. I am Hogan Flexington, father of some strung lizard dude.. Pro-wrestler retired cause the sport got too political. Hey look, I'm huge. So I got on the fist boat to some island my son came to. I have lots of sons, but I like lizards, there tails are scaly. Im dep and complex cause I've had a rough childhood. Thats why I faught. Sometimes I would cry silently before a fight in my bed, thats when I con template. Now I come to some town Trollsbane, and no one knows me. I'm gonna have to snap into a slimjim if I wanna become more pwoerful.
Then this jabroni tried to fight me, so I broek his hand good. He cried, and I laffed. That was my first day in Tollsbane.
Its gonna be FLEXMANIA IN HERE THIS TOWN!
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Logrin Parr
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The Real Flexster walks by the board and stands there dumbfounded, then gets out his abc book and finally manages to read it. He punches the note a few times, then remembers that punching doesn't make words and grabs a quil
The Flexster crys mighty tears brother, for the the fans that must have fallen to their knees reading this. He gives the fans what they want twenty four seven every saturday night. No matter how wild flexamania is running the Flexster would never bite Jim, no matter how slim he was.
These twenty seven inch pythons are here for the people, just ask the Flexsters tag tailor Miss R.
The Flexster is disappointed in you, brother or sister, for writting this. He knows sometimes that your excitement for the Flexster is hard to contain until saturday nights, but stay in school brother and eat your vegetables and he's sure you'll be able to wait it out.
The Flexster crys mighty tears brother, for the the fans that must have fallen to their knees reading this. He gives the fans what they want twenty four seven every saturday night. No matter how wild flexamania is running the Flexster would never bite Jim, no matter how slim he was.
These twenty seven inch pythons are here for the people, just ask the Flexsters tag tailor Miss R.
The Flexster is disappointed in you, brother or sister, for writting this. He knows sometimes that your excitement for the Flexster is hard to contain until saturday nights, but stay in school brother and eat your vegetables and he's sure you'll be able to wait it out.
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Flexington
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Logrin Parr
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the real Flexster take out a yellow crayon and lays down some truth
Yellow is the color of champions, try to avoid beige though.
Always listen to women, it's alot safer that way
Ripping your shirt in half is the best way to make friends
Yelling is rude, Flexster says avoid it
If a boot doesn't go to your knee, it's a shoe
Feel free to toss a dwarfe only if he knows where he is landing
Yellow is the color of champions, try to avoid beige though.
Always listen to women, it's alot safer that way
Ripping your shirt in half is the best way to make friends
Yelling is rude, Flexster says avoid it
If a boot doesn't go to your knee, it's a shoe
Feel free to toss a dwarfe only if he knows where he is landing
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Kevin Lightdot
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Logrin Parr
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Fleximania runs wild as more truth is laid down
If you milk a cow hard enough, you get cheeze
Don't laugh at peoples dreams, if people don't have dreams the Flexser says they don't have much
Eat your greens
If you see a three ropes all lined up, it's your responsibility to run into them
If you feel tired tag immediately
Bed time is eight o'clock sharp brother!
Say hello to the sun and good night to the moon, they're up there giving the fans what they want every saturday night
Look both ways before crossing the road
If you milk a cow hard enough, you get cheeze
Don't laugh at peoples dreams, if people don't have dreams the Flexser says they don't have much
Eat your greens
If you see a three ropes all lined up, it's your responsibility to run into them
If you feel tired tag immediately
Bed time is eight o'clock sharp brother!
Say hello to the sun and good night to the moon, they're up there giving the fans what they want every saturday night
Look both ways before crossing the road
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Mark Strongarm
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Mark Strongarm decides to gander at the town walls, a bit of a rarity for him in his busy schedule. He can't help but notice the bright yellow writting. A grin strikes his face as he reads and he starts to laugh. He laughs more and more as he reads across the messages. Perhaps he may become a 'fan' after all.
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Logrin Parr
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The Flexter points down at the ground then to a man sitting down a short distance away, and finally to the board as he lays more truth to the parchment
Train, say your prays and you'll grow six inches over night.
The Flexster doesn't eat nuts and honey
Stay in school.
Don't just have Breakfast brother, have Breaklunch, Breaksupper, break everthing!
Punch in two directions, kick from anywhere. In the air, in the ring, out of control.
Train, say your prays and you'll grow six inches over night.
The Flexster doesn't eat nuts and honey
Stay in school.
Don't just have Breakfast brother, have Breaklunch, Breaksupper, break everthing!
Punch in two directions, kick from anywhere. In the air, in the ring, out of control.
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Kevin Lightdot
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A Giant of a man at seven feet tall walks up to the board. To those who know him, he is among the best wrestlers around. He chuckles upon seeing the writings and writes down
The man walks away from the board, making sure to look both ways as he crosses the road
Worked for me.... maybe ill try some of these others...Train, say your prays and you'll grow six inches over night.
The man walks away from the board, making sure to look both ways as he crosses the road
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Logrin Parr
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More yellow words of wisdom are posted here
Flexster says it's not important if you get knocked down, only that you get back up
Mittens are all you need to survive the harshest of winters, pin them to your shirt so you don't loose them.
If it's soft, rub it on your face. Your face works hard, treat it with respect.
Don't be hard on your ass, never ever kick an ass, especially your own.
Real men cry, cry loudly and cry often, even if your not upset at all.
If it's in between two slices of bread it's a sandwhich...end of story
The way to a man's heart is through his stomache, the way to a woman's heart is also through his stomache
A nick name does not mean your name is nick.
Medicine is supposed to taste bad, that's how you know it works
If you hold a shell to your ear you'll hear the ocean, if you hold your ear to the ocean you'll stop hearing it.
Flexster says it's not important if you get knocked down, only that you get back up
Mittens are all you need to survive the harshest of winters, pin them to your shirt so you don't loose them.
If it's soft, rub it on your face. Your face works hard, treat it with respect.
Don't be hard on your ass, never ever kick an ass, especially your own.
Real men cry, cry loudly and cry often, even if your not upset at all.
If it's in between two slices of bread it's a sandwhich...end of story
The way to a man's heart is through his stomache, the way to a woman's heart is also through his stomache
A nick name does not mean your name is nick.
Medicine is supposed to taste bad, that's how you know it works
If you hold a shell to your ear you'll hear the ocean, if you hold your ear to the ocean you'll stop hearing it.
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The great one
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An insanely large man, with blood drenching his hands from a long forgotten fight approaches the board. On noticing the parchment, removes it from it's place and elbow drops it a few times, before writing one of his own and punching it through the wall, where it would stay.
FLEX!
(What?)
You run your mouth (What?), jabronie (What?), talking about how you crushed some skulls (What?).
Well I think that's alot of TRASH!(What?)... You read your scriptures, and you say your prayers, but that didn't get you ANYWHERE!(What?)
All you gotta do is buy a bottle of mead, and get back some of that courage you HAD in your prime! As king of this isle, I duley note to everyone of those fighters out there, I dont give a damn what they are, they're all on the list, and thats Boulder Freeze's list, and I fix it from the start to run right through all of them. And as far as your concerned Flex, I dont give a damn if your Konrad Knox, or Dain Laiden, Boulder Freeze's time has come, and when I get that shot your looking at the next champion of Gobiath.
And that's the bottom line (What?) cause Boulder Freeze SAID SO!
FLEX!
(What?)
You run your mouth (What?), jabronie (What?), talking about how you crushed some skulls (What?).
Well I think that's alot of TRASH!(What?)... You read your scriptures, and you say your prayers, but that didn't get you ANYWHERE!(What?)
All you gotta do is buy a bottle of mead, and get back some of that courage you HAD in your prime! As king of this isle, I duley note to everyone of those fighters out there, I dont give a damn what they are, they're all on the list, and thats Boulder Freeze's list, and I fix it from the start to run right through all of them. And as far as your concerned Flex, I dont give a damn if your Konrad Knox, or Dain Laiden, Boulder Freeze's time has come, and when I get that shot your looking at the next champion of Gobiath.
And that's the bottom line (What?) cause Boulder Freeze SAID SO!
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Logrin Parr
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As the Flexster reads the challenging note he lets out a pumps his fist into the sky and shout " No way brother! " as he rips off someone else's shirt before writting on the board
You listen here brother, there is no way the Flexster is going to let a bad dude like you bad mouth the fans. You can just put down that mead, step out of that tavern. Go down to the corner of Jabroni Drive and Know Your Role Bulivard and check into the 1,2,3 Inn. Because the Flexster will be by in the morining to pick up the bill, you get me brother?
Anytime, anywhere, every saturday night in Troll's Bane the Flexster will be out here giving the fans what they want. You think you can take the world tailoring title from the Flexster? You think you can stop Fleximania running wild?
I'll tell you what I told The Ultimate Mercenary, EAT YOUR GREENS!
You listen here brother, there is no way the Flexster is going to let a bad dude like you bad mouth the fans. You can just put down that mead, step out of that tavern. Go down to the corner of Jabroni Drive and Know Your Role Bulivard and check into the 1,2,3 Inn. Because the Flexster will be by in the morining to pick up the bill, you get me brother?
Anytime, anywhere, every saturday night in Troll's Bane the Flexster will be out here giving the fans what they want. You think you can take the world tailoring title from the Flexster? You think you can stop Fleximania running wild?
I'll tell you what I told The Ultimate Mercenary, EAT YOUR GREENS!
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The great one
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The insanely large man approaches (in vane) the board once again, noticing that a new parchment has been put in it's previous place. Furious, the insanely large man grabs the nearest civilian and smashes his head with full force against the parchments, busting him wide open, and using his blood to write one of a new.
FLEX!
(What?)
Your run your mouth (What?), preaching your trash talkin' ass (What?), well I say EH! EH!
If you think for a minute Flex, that the millions (What?) AND MILLIONS!... Of Boulder Freeze's fans would like to see the great one, go one on one with your sorry ass, give me a hellbriar yea!
Boulder Freeze says anytime, anywhere I'll BEAT YOUR GREEN EATIN SORRY ASS!
FLEX!
(What?)
Your run your mouth (What?), preaching your trash talkin' ass (What?), well I say EH! EH!
If you think for a minute Flex, that the millions (What?) AND MILLIONS!... Of Boulder Freeze's fans would like to see the great one, go one on one with your sorry ass, give me a hellbriar yea!
Boulder Freeze says anytime, anywhere I'll BEAT YOUR GREEN EATIN SORRY ASS!