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To whom it concerns:
I have been kicked out of the guard by Dain Laiden, and not been reinstated by Mr. Cromwell
So I left town. And I will not come back.

signed:
Hinnerk known in TB as 'Piggy'

It is told, that the exguard, who went under the name of Piggy, has been seen leading a heavy laden cow, dissapearing into the woods.

Me belong in list!
Ask Govner-Lord-Sir.

Oink

Mme was at meeting. Captainboss was not there. Me wait. Then me go sleep.

Oink

((I was there about two hours ago. I went after half an hour))

Me is guarding firm.

-Oink-

Yes, it is. Mine.

And Elderberry is even worse than Strawberry.

Oink

Govner,

Yoo still forgot to put the name Piggy on citzen's list ann on guard's list.

oink

Hey, Govner!

Me was citzen and guard.
Why me no more citzen ann' no more guard?

Oink

Me not on citzen list.
Me no more citzen?
Me no more guard?

-oink-

I don't know about tecnical details, but somehow the negligence to protect ones back, should be castigated in a significant way.

even the weakest dagger should be deadly, if wielded continuously from behind.

My char was helping another char, that was attacked.
My char did slash for a minute or two at the back of the opponent.
Aparently without effect.

Should'nt there be a big penalty for defending, if a char stays with his back to an attacker?

Guards need eat. Guards need weapons. Guards need armor. That make guards need go earn copper.
Then no guards in town.

Why only dumb people understand that?

oink

Where me ask for be citzen?

oink

'tween rose-gate an' northgate is no mummy an' no traveller

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((Taeryon,

You and Taliss have been observed by weavers and smiths.))

hehehe!
Caelum Silas stoopit!
He try same catch twice.
Now he send Silverlight-mage as spy!

hehehe

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Me afraid. Me can win one robber, but me can not win two robber.
Or not even one. Me lost arms.

oink

And how will yo' protect citizens, that come back, from yo' new citizens?
Those robbers, dat fought for yo'?

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Elderberry Sir. Me hear years ago in tavern. Tall old barbarian tell story there. He tell of secret meeting. You and Avalon, Dusty and that barbarian. A lich and a bandit-captain. Barbarian say, he leave because you all sell out Briar. And he say, your nose allways near hipbone of lich! hehehe. oink!

You not with Caelum scum?
Then me apologize.

hehehe.

oink

Wanna teach me, lizzy?
Come sceleton woods.
There me live now.
Is less dangerous as TB is now.

No, better no come. you outlaw too.

hehehe.

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Elderberry right. me no talk good. But Elderberry no think good.
First he servant of Hellbriar, now he servant of Silas-sorcerer and servant of outlaws.
Poor Elderbaby!

hehehe

oink

hehehe.
People stayed to defend hometown.
Silas come from Caelum to kill.
Who turn coat to keep key?

hehehe.

-oink-

There are ethics involved in war.
But sorceres are not involved in ethics.

me bet, next will atack Greenbriar.
as prize for Caelum-sorceres help.

hehehe.

Govner not planning fightn randm wars.
Only well planned sprise attacks.

hehehe.

hehehe!
fine Govner!
if in Bane live two tailors, but Govner need only one, he grill other tailor!
hehehe!

me is stoopit. but not so stoopit, to be citizen or guard now.
only to find crmnals like Deuce as capt'n or so.

If evryboy had me-ed, we would have some nice yellow sreenshots now.

governer!
lizzy-guard!
me need better arms and armor for fight!
where go get?

where fight? where meet?

((in about 90 minutes, right?))