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Regular Hours! I have been pretty consistent with keeping the Shoppe open during certain times, and have moved most of my wares there. As promised, the Shoppe will now be open regularly every three days from 1800 to 2100 Hours. ((Daily from 600-700 server time / 11pm-12am CST, USA)) All the lights ...

Bulk Supplies With a sudden interest in building projects around the realms, we will start offering bulk construction supplies for sale. If you need some supplies and don't have the time to make them, see what we have in stock! We ask that you be prepared to transport them by ship to your building ...

Absolutely!! I'll see you later tonight in Galmair! Thank you!!

~ BB

((Probably morning for you. Have a good night! I'm GMT-6))

I am again in need of 17 Pure Earth and 31 Pure Fire to complete two ovens at the Galmair Chamber of Commerce so we may have a full kitchen for our Saloon! The kitchen and Saloon is open for all visitors to our fair Harbor! I will pay the market rate of 3 Gold each, or trade with Pure Water, Spirit ...

Crafting Competition and New Member! The Crafting competition was a success! We had three participants: Captain Malchus, Professor Caswir Drakull and Ela'Xander. Ela, went first and produced an excellent Club in good time, and then Caswir created a Perfect Club, and finally, Malchus created only a ...

More potions!

We just got a restocking of potions from our supplier Teagan, best potions master I know. As always, we guarantee and stand behind his work. Come check them out!

~ BB

Portal Books!!

We just got a large shipment of portal books to places near and far! They vary in quality but you'll enjoy the destinations! Check out the many new locations our master mages of Illarion have found for you, the common man, to visit!!

~ BB

Updates: Crafter's College has just discovered and added two new recipes! 1) Elven Wine - Made by the finest Brewers, now students can view the need for simple bananas and nuts in this extravagant and long-lasting drink. Bernie's shoppe will be offering them soon, and hopefully this will encourage ...

~A Halfling nails a reply post to the board~ Well, I don't have the Gems, but I'll start an offer for 100 Gold. I do not know how many other Grandmaster Glassblowers there are, but whoever does win this, I will offer the same to them. As your last winner found out, it's useless without having the s...

Ugh...too rich for me. I'm out.

~BB

After some thought on this, I have decided to bid on this as well.

35 Gems!

~ Bernie Bottoms

*A Halfling posts an advertisement on the Public Boards* Have you got a Ornate Carpet to weave? Or a Gatehouse to Build? How about a whole estate? Who you gonna call? Call on Bernie the Builder!! Can we fix it? Yes we can!! Anything from Carpentry, to Stonework, to Ironwork to Claywork! If you need...

More Potions!! We have expanded our stockpile with an "Ocean of Potions" and are all listed in inventory. These are more geared toward enhancing your crafting, as well as some fun ones such as shapeshifter and language potions! Make an appointment and stop by the shoppe today while suppli...

We have Depots now!! Yes!! The first depots to be built outside Towns or the Hempy to my knowledge!! We have waited months for these and a few days ago, me and a Grandmaster Carpenter and Grandmaster Spatial Wizard created and inbued them with magic at some cost to the guild, but they are worth the...

This is a list started in Year 76 to identify beings of ill will that the Chamber has found unworthy to buy or sell products and services to the Chamber, it's representatives and merchants of goodwill. It is our hope that these individuals should be shunned as the venomous reprobates they are by the...

First Blacklisted customer! Friends, sadly I must announce that the Villain Greum has attacked your Guildmaster needlessly and has not apologized or made amends. We shall therefore blacklist him from buying or selling any goods or services to the Chamber of Commerce or it's representatives. It is i...

This 'letter' that Gruem produces is obviously a forgery by his loyal and faithful employee! My signature is forged, for I sign with a script and not blocky, bumbling lettering such as that!! It was 15 Gold, for perfect armor is hard to come by at those prices! Ask Tialdin, renowned Armorer what the...

The filthy pretender to the throne, Gruem, attacked me in the kitchens after a dispute about some armor. He accused me of selling armor at 15 gold via Malchus, when he claims I quoted him 10 - for a whole set! He struck first with his hammer and did not relent, until I was unconscious. I defended as...

I'll be going to Chicago this afternoon for the weekend. I'm not going to be able to play or be on discord during that time. It's an away weekend with family.

See you all Sunday evening!!

I am currently buying pure earth for 2 gold a piece! Thank you!

~ Bernie Bottoms

Margret,

We have just completed your order!

Our Representative Clive Seger will be available tomorrow before the festival with a basket of everything you requested. Please see him to recieve the order.

Thank you for your business and hope the festival goes well!!

~ BB

Margret,

Of course we can assist you in this! I believe we have most of those supplies already, but if not we will have them ASAP.

I'll be available in the Galmair kitchens this evening and tomorrow (Hope it's in time!)

Thank you for your order!
~BB

This is a great idea and I fully support your shop. Welcome! I wish you much success!! I am able to provide you with anything you need for a reasonable price. Just place an order with myself, Clive Seger, Malchus or Nala and we can get the items to you the next day. I hope to meet you soon! Be well!...

Potions! Friends, I'm happy to announce that I now have a good stock of Health and Mana Potions many of you have asked for. Through diligent search, I was able to obtain a source for these potions and soon others for your use. My shoppe has them for now, but as we increase inventory, then we'll be ...

New Members I'd like welcome Clive Seger to the guild as a Gatherer and beginning craftsman. Welcome Clive!! I also got a great surprise tonight as my Daughter, Daisy Bottoms, from Pennymill arrived! I sent letters to my family there asking for help months ago and she arrived by boat tonight! She's...

To whom it may concern, Yes, this day on the 8th of Olos, year 75, under my supervision as an elder priest of Ronagan, I have supervised the penitent and humble Clive Seger through all three temples within each city as prescribed by the sentence of the Archmage as punishment to atone for his transgr...

Music by Bards is great for Findos, but dancing is better!! Q: Why aren't dogs good dancers? A: They've two left feet! What age were you when you realized you wanted to be a dancer? I think I was around 5, 6, 7, 8... Q: What kind of monster is the best dancer? A: The boogieman A man walking his dog ...

It's the month of Findos, the month of fine arts! So poets and Bards rejoice!! Q: Why did the minstrel get kicked out of the Tavern? A: He was Bard for life! A bard wants to be more powerful and so he strikes a deal with a witch. The witch says she will only grant his wish if he gives her his first ...

People who do fossil hunting already have an unfair advantage, The fossils are already dead! Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at it with his bow, but only wounded it. The enraged bear charged toward him, ...

My cousin just started a new career as a bounty hunter… …Apparently, she makes a killing. 2 hunters are lost in the woods... After wandering around for a couple hours they decide to weigh their options, one says, "I heard if you shoot in the air someone will hear and come to your rescue", ...