We used to have these and they were quite funny. I'll start this off and if anyone can remember the old jokes or have new ones that fit Illarion, please feel free to add them!!
If anyone can translate to the old tongue, please repost the english ones too and vice versa!!
Thank you and have fun!!!
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Q: What do you call a Dwarven Brickmaker?
A: A Hairy Potter!
Q: Who was the fattest Knight at the Round Table?
A: Sir Cumference!
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Illarion Joke of the Day
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Re: Illarion Joke of the Day
Q: What's a Dwarf's favorite music?
A: Rock Music!
Q: How do you tell a Dwarf doesn't care about something?
A: He doesn't mine.
Have a Happy Illa Day!
A: Rock Music!
Q: How do you tell a Dwarf doesn't care about something?
A: He doesn't mine.
Have a Happy Illa Day!
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Q: What's the favorite section of Books in the Runewick Library?
A: "Elf-Help" Books!!
Q: Why did the dwarf keep hitting his group members' belongings with a pick-axe?
A: Because he couldn't tell the difference between Yours and Mine!
Have a happy Illa Day!
A: "Elf-Help" Books!!
Q: Why did the dwarf keep hitting his group members' belongings with a pick-axe?
A: Because he couldn't tell the difference between Yours and Mine!
Have a happy Illa Day!
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Re: Illarion Joke of the Day
Q: What competition do Mages always excel at?
A: A Spell-ing Bee.
Q: What do Illarion Players' Babies learn to do before they can walk?
A: Dungeon-Crawl
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A: A Spell-ing Bee.
Q: What do Illarion Players' Babies learn to do before they can walk?
A: Dungeon-Crawl
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Q: What is a Dragon's least favorite thing?
A: A Surprise Party......of Adventurers!
Q: What noise do Overpowered, Gemmed weapons make?
A: Splat!!
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A: A Surprise Party......of Adventurers!
Q: What noise do Overpowered, Gemmed weapons make?
A: Splat!!
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Happy Halloween!!
Q: Why do Ghosts love to go to the Bar?
A: For all the Boooos!
Q: Why don't people like to go to Vampire Weddings?
A: They suck!
Q: Why did the witches wear nametags?
A: To tell which Witch was which?
Q: What did the Turkeys dress up as for Halloween?
A: Gobble-lins!!
Haha!!! Have a Happy Illa Day!!
Q: Why do Ghosts love to go to the Bar?
A: For all the Boooos!
Q: Why don't people like to go to Vampire Weddings?
A: They suck!
Q: Why did the witches wear nametags?
A: To tell which Witch was which?
Q: What did the Turkeys dress up as for Halloween?
A: Gobble-lins!!
Haha!!! Have a Happy Illa Day!!
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Re: Illarion Joke of the Day
Q: How do you know when your Magic Sword is blunt?
A: When it starts criticizing your abilities during combat!
Q: What forest animal helps a Druid get that nice Green color for their robe?
A: A Dyer Wolf!
Q: If an Orc has 10 Gold Pieces and a halfling thief takes half of them, what does he get?
A: Sent to Cherga
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A: When it starts criticizing your abilities during combat!
Q: What forest animal helps a Druid get that nice Green color for their robe?
A: A Dyer Wolf!
Q: If an Orc has 10 Gold Pieces and a halfling thief takes half of them, what does he get?
A: Sent to Cherga
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A little late today but....
Q: What is a Halfling Thief's favorite type of Armor?
A: Hide!
Q: What is a Halfling Thief's favorite type of Metal?
A: Steel!
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Q: What is a Halfling Thief's favorite type of Armor?
A: Hide!
Q: What is a Halfling Thief's favorite type of Metal?
A: Steel!
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Re: Illarion Joke of the Day
Q: What is a mage's favorite hot drink?
A: Divini-Tea!
Q: Why is a Necromancer not always a bad guy?
A: Sometimes they just want to raise a family in peace!
Have a Happy Illa Day!!
A: Divini-Tea!
Q: Why is a Necromancer not always a bad guy?
A: Sometimes they just want to raise a family in peace!
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Q: Miners! What kind of Rocks give you a choice to choose from?
A: Either Ore
Q: Did you hear about the new "Magic Frying Pan" from Runewick?
A: It's made from Cast Iron!!
Have a Happy Illa Day!!
A: Either Ore
Q: Did you hear about the new "Magic Frying Pan" from Runewick?
A: It's made from Cast Iron!!
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Re: Illarion Joke of the Day
Here's a good one!
An Elf, a Human and a Dwarf walk into Borgate's at the Hempy and order a Mug of Beer each. Just as Borgate serves the three Mugs, three Flies fly nearby and each land in each of the Beers.
The Elf, shocked by this, pushes away the Beer in disdain.
The Human shoos the fly away and proceeds to drink his beer.
The Dwarf grabs the fly by the legs, holds it over the Beer and yells at it, "Now you spit out every last drop you son of a @#@#@!!!!"
Have a Happy Illa Day!!
An Elf, a Human and a Dwarf walk into Borgate's at the Hempy and order a Mug of Beer each. Just as Borgate serves the three Mugs, three Flies fly nearby and each land in each of the Beers.
The Elf, shocked by this, pushes away the Beer in disdain.
The Human shoos the fly away and proceeds to drink his beer.
The Dwarf grabs the fly by the legs, holds it over the Beer and yells at it, "Now you spit out every last drop you son of a @#@#@!!!!"
Have a Happy Illa Day!!
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A Couple of Illa Orcs and their Jokes......
Have a Happy Illa Day!!!
Two Orcs are talking to each other and one says, "Whub is the diff'rence between an Elfie and a Trampoline?"
The Other Orc says, "Dunno, whub?"
The first Orc says, "Ju don't Hab to take off Boots to Jump on Elfie!! Hur, hur!!!!"
The Other Orc says, "Me got one! Whub you call an Elfie with two Brain Cells?"
The first Orc says, "Dunno, Whub?"
The Other Orc says, "Pregnant!! Hur, Hur, Hur!!!!"
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Re: Illarion Joke of the Day
Q: What time do Elves like to have lunch?
A: Twelvish!
Q: What did the fighter say to the ranger as they snuck by a Raptor Beast?
A: Do you think he saurus?
Q: What do you call a mage who's a good cook too?
A: A Saucerer!
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A: Twelvish!
Q: What did the fighter say to the ranger as they snuck by a Raptor Beast?
A: Do you think he saurus?
Q: What do you call a mage who's a good cook too?
A: A Saucerer!
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A little about Dwarves.....
Q: Why do Dwarves love to handle their Battleaxes?
A: Because of all the Cleavage!
Q: What did the Medico say to the nervous and anxious dwarf?
A: You need to be a little patient.
I know Dwarf jokes seem cruel, but they are a little funny!
Have a Happy Illa Day!!
Q: Why do Dwarves love to handle their Battleaxes?
A: Because of all the Cleavage!
Q: What did the Medico say to the nervous and anxious dwarf?
A: You need to be a little patient.
I know Dwarf jokes seem cruel, but they are a little funny!
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Here's a good one...
Two rangers are out hunting for food by walking through Elstree Forest, and discover a large Well in the ground.
One Ranger was curious as to how deep the Well was, and threw a small stone into it turning his head to listen…………nothing. He then gathers up a larger stone, picks it up with both hands and throws it in the Well, turning his head to the side to listen…………nothing.
He exclaims to the other, "Man, that is some Well! Lets find something bigger to throw down there!"
Well, the two find a rotten log. One says to the other, "pick up one side, and I’ll get the other. Surely when this thing hits the bottom we’ll know it." So the two throw this rotten log into the well and begin to listen.
After a few seconds they hear a sheep, wailing at the top of its lungs, while it is running straight toward the two hunters. The sheep continues toward them, passes right between the men, and goes off in the Well. One hunter in excitement and disbelief, proclaims to the other, "did you see that crazy sheep!!?? That damn thing just jumped in that well!!"
The commotion attracted the attention of a local farmer, and he made his way over to the hunters. He asked the guys, “Have you seen my sheep, I cant seem to find him?”
One of the hunters, still excited, tells the farmer, "sure, we have seen your sheep. He just ran down that hill straight toward us and jumped off in this well."
The farmer replies back, "Nah, that couldn’t have been my sheep. My sheep was tied to a rotten log."
Have a Happy Illa Day!!
Two rangers are out hunting for food by walking through Elstree Forest, and discover a large Well in the ground.
One Ranger was curious as to how deep the Well was, and threw a small stone into it turning his head to listen…………nothing. He then gathers up a larger stone, picks it up with both hands and throws it in the Well, turning his head to the side to listen…………nothing.
He exclaims to the other, "Man, that is some Well! Lets find something bigger to throw down there!"
Well, the two find a rotten log. One says to the other, "pick up one side, and I’ll get the other. Surely when this thing hits the bottom we’ll know it." So the two throw this rotten log into the well and begin to listen.
After a few seconds they hear a sheep, wailing at the top of its lungs, while it is running straight toward the two hunters. The sheep continues toward them, passes right between the men, and goes off in the Well. One hunter in excitement and disbelief, proclaims to the other, "did you see that crazy sheep!!?? That damn thing just jumped in that well!!"
The commotion attracted the attention of a local farmer, and he made his way over to the hunters. He asked the guys, “Have you seen my sheep, I cant seem to find him?”
One of the hunters, still excited, tells the farmer, "sure, we have seen your sheep. He just ran down that hill straight toward us and jumped off in this well."
The farmer replies back, "Nah, that couldn’t have been my sheep. My sheep was tied to a rotten log."
Have a Happy Illa Day!!
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Re: Illarion Joke of the Day
A few one-liners...
Aggressive Negotiations: If talking doesn't solve the social encounter, try violence!
How to be a Barbarian:
1) Apply the Axe directly to the problem
2) repeat as needed
Rogues do it from behind.
Definition of a Mage:
(Noun)
1. Arcane Scholar
2. Weaver of Deep Magic
3. Always Broke
See: Cannon Fodder
An Orc says, "Only Ju can prevent Dunjon fires! Kill da Mage first!!"
Famous last words, "I thought you checked for traps?"
Have a Happy Illa Day!!
Aggressive Negotiations: If talking doesn't solve the social encounter, try violence!
How to be a Barbarian:
1) Apply the Axe directly to the problem
2) repeat as needed
Rogues do it from behind.
Definition of a Mage:
(Noun)
1. Arcane Scholar
2. Weaver of Deep Magic
3. Always Broke
See: Cannon Fodder
An Orc says, "Only Ju can prevent Dunjon fires! Kill da Mage first!!"
Famous last words, "I thought you checked for traps?"
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*New!* Bernie's Weight Loss Program!
A guy talks to Bernie in Galmair and orders his new 5-day, 5lbs weight loss program. "Guaranteed to work!" says Bernie to the customer.
The next day, there's a knock on his door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old elfess dressed in nothing but a pair of shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of Bernie's weight loss program and points at the sign. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."
Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 5lbs as promised.
He meets Bernie the next day and orders his 5-day/10lbs program again. Bernie smiles happily and pockets the coins saying "Another Happy Customer!" The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy elfess he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me".
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.
Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 10lbs as promised. He decides to go for broke and chases down Bernie to order his "Extra Special" 7-day/25 lbs program.
"Are you sure?" asks Bernie. "This is our most rigorous program."
"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular Orc standing there wearing nothing but shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you are mine."
The man lost 33 lbs that week!
Have a Happy Armistice Day (Veteran's Day in the USA) and a Happy Illa Day!!
A guy talks to Bernie in Galmair and orders his new 5-day, 5lbs weight loss program. "Guaranteed to work!" says Bernie to the customer.
The next day, there's a knock on his door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old elfess dressed in nothing but a pair of shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of Bernie's weight loss program and points at the sign. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."
Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 5lbs as promised.
He meets Bernie the next day and orders his 5-day/10lbs program again. Bernie smiles happily and pockets the coins saying "Another Happy Customer!" The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy elfess he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me".
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.
Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 10lbs as promised. He decides to go for broke and chases down Bernie to order his "Extra Special" 7-day/25 lbs program.
"Are you sure?" asks Bernie. "This is our most rigorous program."
"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular Orc standing there wearing nothing but shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you are mine."
The man lost 33 lbs that week!
Have a Happy Armistice Day (Veteran's Day in the USA) and a Happy Illa Day!!
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Re: Illarion Joke of the Day
Q: What does a lazy Druid do?
A: The Bear minimum!
Q: Did you hear about the halfling who got kicked out of the nudist colony?
A: He kept poking his nose into everyone's business
A Mage accidentally cast Invisibility on himself. Worried, he ran to the Medicos to get it removed. Unfortunately, they couldn't see him that day.
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A: The Bear minimum!
Q: Did you hear about the halfling who got kicked out of the nudist colony?
A: He kept poking his nose into everyone's business
A Mage accidentally cast Invisibility on himself. Worried, he ran to the Medicos to get it removed. Unfortunately, they couldn't see him that day.
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Re: Illarion Joke of the Day
Q: Why does everyone like healing potions?
A: They are the life of the Party!
Q: What's the biggest problem with an Invisibility Robe?
A: Finding it!
Q: What kind of Magic item always has Sibanic?
A: A Bag of Holdin'
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A: They are the life of the Party!
Q: What's the biggest problem with an Invisibility Robe?
A: Finding it!
Q: What kind of Magic item always has Sibanic?
A: A Bag of Holdin'
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Re: Illarion Joke of the Day
An Orc walks into the Hemp Necktie Inn and starts a bar-room brawl. He knocks several patrons around and generally makes a mess of the place until he sees one patron still just sitting at the bar drinking his beer. "Who Joo?," the Orc bellows. The man doesn't look up from his drink, and the bartender Borgate responds, "Oh, that's just Rodney. He's always here." The Orc roars and waves his Axe around trying to intimidate Rodney, but he still just sits there drinking. Finally, enraged, the Orc charges at the man and bounces right off. "You'd best be just giving up," says Borgate. "That's an immovable Rod."
Have a Happy Illa Day!!
Have a Happy Illa Day!!
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Re: Illarion Joke of the Day
A few jokes about Orcs...
Q: What do you call a bunch of Orc Bards?
A: An Orc-estra!
Q: What do you call an Orc Builder?
A: An Orc-hitect!
Q: What kind of all-natural foods do healthy Orcs eat?
A: Orc-anic Food!
Q: What do you call an Orc Mage?
A: An Orc-erer
Have a Happy Illa Day!!
Q: What do you call a bunch of Orc Bards?
A: An Orc-estra!
Q: What do you call an Orc Builder?
A: An Orc-hitect!
Q: What kind of all-natural foods do healthy Orcs eat?
A: Orc-anic Food!
Q: What do you call an Orc Mage?
A: An Orc-erer
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Ok, ok....a few about halflings....
Q: Why did the Halfling get slapped by the Elfess?
A: The halfling walked up to her and said her hair smelled nice!
Q: Why couldn't Jefferson Gray torture the elderly Halfling enough to make him reveal his secrets?
A: Old Hobbits are hard to break!!
Q: What's a Halflings favorite Dessert?
A: Shortcake!
A Human, and Elf and an Orc walk into a Bar.......the Halfling just walks underneath it!
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Q: Why did the Halfling get slapped by the Elfess?
A: The halfling walked up to her and said her hair smelled nice!
Q: Why couldn't Jefferson Gray torture the elderly Halfling enough to make him reveal his secrets?
A: Old Hobbits are hard to break!!
Q: What's a Halflings favorite Dessert?
A: Shortcake!
A Human, and Elf and an Orc walk into a Bar.......the Halfling just walks underneath it!
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A little about Lizardmen...
Q: What do you call a Lizardman Bard?
A: A Rap-tile!
Q: What do you call a Liazrdman who tells jokes?
A: A stand-up Chameleon!
Q: A lizardman, Elf and Human are caught at a murder scene by the guards. Why did the Sheriff eventually release the Elf and the Human?
A: He knew the Lizardman was a cold-blooded killer!!!
Have a Happy Illa-Day!!
Q: What do you call a Lizardman Bard?
A: A Rap-tile!
Q: What do you call a Liazrdman who tells jokes?
A: A stand-up Chameleon!
Q: A lizardman, Elf and Human are caught at a murder scene by the guards. Why did the Sheriff eventually release the Elf and the Human?
A: He knew the Lizardman was a cold-blooded killer!!!
Have a Happy Illa-Day!!
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A few about elves.....
Q: What do you call Elves who refuse to share?
A: Elf-ish
Q: What kind of portraits ((or pictures)) do Elves love to sit for?
A: Elf-ies
Q: What do you call Eleven Elves who add another friend?
A: Tw-elf
Q: What do you call an Elf who learned everything themselves?
A: Elf-taught
Have a Happy Illa Day!
Q: What do you call Elves who refuse to share?
A: Elf-ish
Q: What kind of portraits ((or pictures)) do Elves love to sit for?
A: Elf-ies
Q: What do you call Eleven Elves who add another friend?
A: Tw-elf
Q: What do you call an Elf who learned everything themselves?
A: Elf-taught
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Re: Illarion Joke of the Day
Q: What did the wanted poster for the Halfling divination mage say?
A: Small Medium at Large!
Q: What do you need to hit an enemy with a Frying Pan?
A: A skillet check!
Q: Why did the tavern fire their halfling Bard from the farm?
A: She couldn't keep the beets.
and...
Q: Who did the tavern hire instead?
A: A Metro-Gnome from the big city!
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A: Small Medium at Large!
Q: What do you need to hit an enemy with a Frying Pan?
A: A skillet check!
Q: Why did the tavern fire their halfling Bard from the farm?
A: She couldn't keep the beets.
and...
Q: Who did the tavern hire instead?
A: A Metro-Gnome from the big city!
Have a Happy Illa Day!!
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Re: Illarion Joke of the Day
Q: How do GM's always stay in good physical shape?
A: They are always running!
Q: Why did the fighter/mage keep asking everyone to fight one on one?
A: He was duel-classed!
Q: What MMORPG would Karl Marx play?
A: Illarion, but he would take away the class system!
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A: They are always running!
Q: Why did the fighter/mage keep asking everyone to fight one on one?
A: He was duel-classed!
Q: What MMORPG would Karl Marx play?
A: Illarion, but he would take away the class system!
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Re: Illarion Joke of the Day
Q: What's worse than raining Cats and Dogs?
A: Hailing Adventurers!
Q: Why do you never see a party of Vegan Adventurers?
A: They never meat in a Tavern!
Q: Why shouldn't you take a broken spear into a fight?
A: well, it's Pointless!
Have a Happy Illa Day!
A: Hailing Adventurers!
Q: Why do you never see a party of Vegan Adventurers?
A: They never meat in a Tavern!
Q: Why shouldn't you take a broken spear into a fight?
A: well, it's Pointless!
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Re: Illarion Joke of the Day
Q: Where did the dark Lord Jefferson Gray keep his evil Armies?
A: In his evil Sleevies!
Q: Why did the Dwarf hit every rock she came across?
A: She was trying to hit a Milestone!
Q: What kind of Dragon enforces the Law?
A: Copper!
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A: In his evil Sleevies!
Q: Why did the Dwarf hit every rock she came across?
A: She was trying to hit a Milestone!
Q: What kind of Dragon enforces the Law?
A: Copper!
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Juniper Onyx
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Re: Illarion Joke of the Day
A few about Undeads....
Q: What do you call an undead chicken?
A: A Poultrygeist!
Q: What unit of measure do the undead use to measure distances?
A: Grave-yards!
Q: Why is an undead teenager considered a distance enemy?
A: As soon as they see you, they roll their eyes at you, and then refuse to do anything else!
Q: What do you call an undead warrior who fights for good causes?
A: A Wight Knight!
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Q: What do you call an undead chicken?
A: A Poultrygeist!
Q: What unit of measure do the undead use to measure distances?
A: Grave-yards!
Q: Why is an undead teenager considered a distance enemy?
A: As soon as they see you, they roll their eyes at you, and then refuse to do anything else!
Q: What do you call an undead warrior who fights for good causes?
A: A Wight Knight!
Have a Happy Illa Day!!
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Juniper Onyx
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- Joined: Mon May 22, 2006 12:13 am
- Location: Columbia, MO USA
Re: Illarion Joke of the Day
We all love food! Here's a few cooking jokes...
Q: Did you hear about the fight in the Runewick kitchen?
A: A fish got battered
Q: Why was Bernie's latest soup so expensive?
A: It had 24 carrots!
Q: What is the highest paying craft in Illarion?
A: I don't really know, but Bakers sure make a lot of dough!
Finally, I told some jokes about cooking once, but no one laughed. I guess they didn't pan out.
Have a Happy Illa Day!!
Q: Did you hear about the fight in the Runewick kitchen?
A: A fish got battered
Q: Why was Bernie's latest soup so expensive?
A: It had 24 carrots!
Q: What is the highest paying craft in Illarion?
A: I don't really know, but Bakers sure make a lot of dough!
Finally, I told some jokes about cooking once, but no one laughed. I guess they didn't pan out.
Have a Happy Illa Day!!