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OOC: As I said before, Paul your #1 when it comes to spamming. It was a simple joke. Don't worry, the world will not end.

What if a dwarf that you didn't know of, were to donate 30 silver? Would you take it then?
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Was, wenn ein Zwerg, dem Sie nicht wußten von, Silber 30 spenden sollten? Würden Sie es dann nehmen?

Dorfus pretends to be in the Bargen Masters for a moment:

"Sure. Sounds fine to me."

Yes. Another person did say the same thing. I think that you shouldn't use the "log me in everytime" option. That might help a little.

Looks great. Nice graphics. I think I will print this map.

Bah. Sir you really need to make up yer mind. Also, there looks like plenty of space on this section of the wall anyway. I've seen much more areas of this wall that have been wasted more than the amount that I have.

I'm trying to get a fish. You seem to have a lot of fish.

Remember, you owe me a fish. Infact, not giving me a fish will result to very bad pain. smiles.

Teh, migits? No. There is no need to call em that. I think they all should be known as, "The Little Ones."

I think it would be very intersting. "Hello little one A. Hello little one B. How are things going little one C?" Yes, that indeed will be the day...

I'd like to note about the large fish Cain was eating. T'was my lunch, not his. Sorry for those who thought differantly...

Magic Acadamy? Eh, eh. This is very intersting. Ah..hm. Interesting.

Dorfus rubs his beard...

Eh, ho, ho. You say, "I think these people like Grant Herion, and his friends who kill often are much more dangerous then you ever were."

That is what you think little one. Eh, heh, heh, heh...

I know a poem that many say back where I live. I don't think it is really even a poem. "No one knows what it's like To be the short man To be the old man Behind blue eyes." Teh, I'm not even going to finish it. A couple of humans shouted it at me and a friend of mine. It really bothers me....

Dorfus looks down...

"I-I understand. I know what you mean..."

Dorfus runs away carrying a large fish.

Eh, eh. I think it sounds better than "with the dog." Could you imagine? #me plays timid tune with the dog #me plays timid tune with the dog #me plays timid tune with the dog #me plays timid tune with the dog #me plays timid tune with the dog #me plays timid tune with the dog #me plays tim...

Dorfus thinks.

"Isn't Bloodhearte a kind dwarf who loves to make gold and wishes for world peace? I could be thinking of someone else..."

Oh, ho, ho. How about ye don't use a weapon? Someone told me you can place some gold in yer hand. Ye can't kill someone with gold. Unless it were a dwarf. Eh, ho, ho. You could always tie the dwarf's hands and feet together. Then you would place a piece of gold near em. Then all you have to do is wa...

Ah, ha, ha. I never heard of you orc. I'm sure you made a great blacksmith.

Now if only all the orcs could leave, and never come back.

Dorfus smiles.

None. People are giving their thoughts on what they think they should be called. Personally, I like halfling.

A gnome hears about a ghost named Riken and thinks to himself...

"Ah ha. How long have ye been dead?" Dorfus chuckles.