no sense for the proper respect toward foreign property

Zerbus · Post by **Zerbus** » Fri Jun 27, 2003 3:48 pm

Sometimes I wonder what is going on in the heads of those grievous sakphuul that inhabit this island...
Sometimes I wonder what is going on in the heads of those races that simply support their bad habbits.

Yesterday evening I met Nilo, Crosis, Sess'sth (I believe) and another sakphuul in front of the marketplace.
I continued to walk to Eliza's shop, when I overheard them say that they were lucky that I only passed by.
Rumours say that I am a sakphuul slayer... nevertheless I walked back again - interested to find out, why they thought themselves to be lucky.

To my own surprise I encountered one of the living dead behind the bar and knew instantly, that they must have lured and trapped it in the tavern. What do they think they are?! Bringing monsters to the tavern for their own amusement!

I for my part did not hesitate and slew this pittyful being - what a mess it was! Its gutts have covered the floor and the blood spilled all over.

It's true - I am the new bartender here, asigned by Tialdin personally.

Those little bastards did call me names...
So what? I do not tolerate disrespect, not from that race and not from any other race.
I demand that those individuals clean up the mess they have caused and write a letter of appology to Tialdin, King of Silverbrand - I also demand a public appology toward my humble self.

If those conditions will not be met by those individuals, I shall reconsider things... I shall teach them some respect.

Zerbus

Nilo · Post by **Nilo** » Fri Jun 27, 2003 4:02 pm

Well, this is an aweful bad accusation. Could you please prove:

1. We did it.
2. That there was a mummy at all
3. That you were even there.

becuase, im not sure you even weret ehre. all of your facts were wrong. Besides. Im gonna let you teach me respect. I dont fear you.

Also, i bet you that the lizard you are speaking of wasnt there either. am i right?

Please show your proof of these matters.

Zerbus · Post by **Zerbus** » Fri Jun 27, 2003 4:23 pm

Unknown person,

my eyes and ears have always been proof enough... and if you so badly beg for some lesson in respect I will not decline.

And here a question for you... Do you really call me a liar?

Zerbus

Fooser · Post by **Fooser** » Fri Jun 27, 2003 4:59 pm

We all know you hate the little people, so why don't you take out your bitterness somewhere else.

Zerbus · Post by **Zerbus** » Fri Jun 27, 2003 5:45 pm

Unknown writer,

this here is no question of likes or dislikes...

As I have stated above, this here is a question of proper behaviour toward foreign property - in other words... RESPECT

Some individuals lack RESPECT, some beg for a lesson or two in it.

How dare you assume that I am bitter person?
Do I know you? Do you know me?
Spare me with your silly assumptions!

Zerbus

Sess'sth · Post by **Sess'sth** » Fri Jun 27, 2003 6:46 pm

Me thinkses me mets you mister Zerbus.... Me not call you namese though. Me not mean personses. Me did not see zombie in tavernses but later me saws zombies all over city chasing peopleses. Pronon was thereses, he was being chaseds. He was the only persons I knew thereses.

Bumbol Woodstock · Post by **Bumbol Woodstock** » Fri Jun 27, 2003 6:48 pm

Dear Zerbus,

I was not there when this occured so I know little information. However, I know Crosis and Nilo very well. They would never lure a monster to the town. Perhaps they were at the wrong place at the wrong time. And please do not fight them, it gets everyone no where.

Thank you

Bumbol Woodstock Counciler of the Evergreen Hobbits

Crosis · Post by **Crosis** » Fri Jun 27, 2003 7:11 pm

I just want to say, I did not bring any mummy into the tavern. I don't know who did, I just was passing by as you were Zerbus. Even so...I went to the tavern this morning and cleaned up the mess that was left.

Crosis Smallburrow
Founder of the Evergreen Halflings
Councilor of the Lyrenzia Foundation

Hermie · Post by **Hermie** » Fri Jun 27, 2003 7:27 pm

The undead have apparently been showing up in curious places recently. Pronon saw a zombie and a skelleton by the pigs. I am sure they would not do such a thing to bring zombies into town.

Zerbus · Post by **Zerbus** » Sat Jun 28, 2003 3:56 am

Very well Crosis and Bumbol,

this time I will not let my blade speak, though I feel that it was already glowing exitedly in my hands - a promise of freshly drawn blood.

What saved you this time was that I did not have to clean up the mess in the tavern - note - only that deed saved you.

Should I ever see another group of whatever race messing up the tavern, calling an undead "barkeeper" and intervening my actions, no matter if with words or with their blades I will not hesitate to teach them a lesson.

Zerbus

Kzarak Zhoruch · Post by **Kzarak Zhoruch** » Sun Jul 06, 2003 4:10 am

"I will help you clean it up for a free beer Zerbus.

However, I have several times visited the tavern with fellow orcs and many times there is no bartender. This is not acceptable, so I must complain.

It has even caused the grunts to start hostilities with eachother.
If you want our gold, you better get back from your holiday and start passing us that ale.

We are even considering starting to brew our own beer unless things change. I speak on behalf of all orcs in clan of Bloodskulls, who have uttered complaints.

To put it shortly, GIVE US BEER and do it NOW!

Otherwise it is a nice a tavern, and especially the music played there is cosy..."

Unable to think of anything else to say, orc leaves...

Zerbus · Post by **Zerbus** » Sun Jul 06, 2003 8:59 pm

I should come back?
I never left...

This sounds very much like a love letter to me... are you missing the beer or my person, hm?

I am not the only bartender, but cannot sell any beer right now - I am out of it.
If you want to buy beer from me you will simply have to wait a little while.
If you want to buy simply beer, go to the tavern when some other bartender is around.

Zerbus

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