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"Brothers, I didn't wish it to come this far, but what must be, must be.

I am going to attempt to reserect the body of the ancient warlord Twe the mighty. He will reign down so much fire and bloody vengeance, that you non-believers will not know where to hide.

It is the begining of the end"

Silent Brodi cloaks himself and marches into the woods, Kregoth following nearby

*The dark elf, looking unusually happy, wanders by and reads the note. After reading it he sits down, and a smile on his face appears. After a few seconds all you hear from him is a big laughter coming up from his throat with a dark voice.*

Well ... that was thoroughly ambiguous. Good work. You will only receive a small amount of pain and suffering at the hands of Twe the ancient. Only because you have managed to have

a dark voice

Thats great ...

Love Brodi

Who pays you? Ofcourse, people have entertained people for free before, but this is rrrreally fun! You're a good comedian Brodi, even though I wouldn't hire you for my party(I'm afraid you would start a war on the people looking like lizardmen when you've had your sniff on the beer.)

I've always thought my comedic skills excelled my skills as a leader and general wrong-doer. I tried out as a stand-up comedian once, but I was set on fire, and had to jump in a river. Following this, i was dragged downstream by the current and rolled over jagged rocks. Then there was this ridiculously high waterfall.

Then, obviously, there was this generic magical device that had a timer counting down. And I was like ... "cut the red wire" and then I went "no... the green", so I cut the green, and the timer stopped.

Don't be silly, I don't sniff beer, I drink it in great quantities THEN and only then will I start race wars against people who look like lizards. And mostly, thats because they are horrible mutants that should only belong in the circus, or in the cemetery.

Who dropped you?

Twe is god. He is masterTwe.

Dear Kregoth,
how it was in the prison?
Please tell Lyrenzia what you need at next. a bed, a chair or..... tell them only what you need for a holiday in the prison.
Im sure you have there youre privacy how you want.


your Magda