Reserection

Silent Brodi · Post by **Silent Brodi** » Wed May 28, 2003 1:23 am

"Brothers, I didn't wish it to come this far, but what must be, must be.

I am going to attempt to reserect the body of the ancient warlord Twe the mighty. He will reign down so much fire and bloody vengeance, that you non-believers will not know where to hide.

It is the begining of the end"

Silent Brodi cloaks himself and marches into the woods, Kregoth following nearby

Tal Rash · Post by **Tal Rash** » Wed May 28, 2003 1:33 am

*The dark elf, looking unusually happy, wanders by and reads the note. After reading it he sits down, and a smile on his face appears. After a few seconds all you hear from him is a big laughter coming up from his throat with a dark voice.*

Silent Brodi · Post by **Silent Brodi** » Wed May 28, 2003 1:42 am

Well ... that was thoroughly ambiguous. Good work. You will only receive a small amount of pain and suffering at the hands of Twe the ancient. Only because you have managed to have

a dark voice

Thats great ...

Love Brodi

Tal Rash · Post by **Tal Rash** » Wed May 28, 2003 1:47 am

Who pays you? Ofcourse, people have entertained people for free before, but this is rrrreally fun! You're a good comedian Brodi, even though I wouldn't hire you for my party(I'm afraid you would start a war on the people looking like lizardmen when you've had your sniff on the beer.)

Silent Brodi · Post by **Silent Brodi** » Wed May 28, 2003 1:56 am

I've always thought my comedic skills excelled my skills as a leader and general wrong-doer. I tried out as a stand-up comedian once, but I was set on fire, and had to jump in a river. Following this, i was dragged downstream by the current and rolled over jagged rocks. Then there was this ridiculously high waterfall.

Then, obviously, there was this generic magical device that had a timer counting down. And I was like ... "cut the red wire" and then I went "no... the green", so I cut the green, and the timer stopped.

Don't be silly, I don't sniff beer, I drink it in great quantities THEN and only then will I start race wars against people who look like lizards. And mostly, thats because they are horrible mutants that should only belong in the circus, or in the cemetery.

Tal Rash · Post by **Tal Rash** » Wed May 28, 2003 2:08 am

Who dropped you?

Kregoth · Post by **Kregoth** » Wed May 28, 2003 2:12 am

Twe is god. He is masterTwe.

Magda · Post by **Magda** » Wed May 28, 2003 2:19 am

Dear Kregoth,
how it was in the prison?
Please tell Lyrenzia what you need at next. a bed, a chair or..... tell them only what you need for a holiday in the prison.
Im sure you have there youre privacy how you want.

your Magda