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ok i threw and onion at paul and he threw it back and we got into this game where you throw onions at eachother.

SO i created ONION BALL

ok heres how it works

you have 2 people on each team
and a grain line in the middle
there are two onions on the wall
a referee says go! then the teams run to grab the onions then when the referee says begin teams start throwing
you have to throw the onion to where the person is standing, which the person will always be moving, the referee calls the hits, the first team to lose everyone loses

THIS GAME SI COOL

Poor Salathe...Thinking thats fun.. Ever heard of Pig or Sheep ball? Now thats fun.

Poor Gannon, his small mind too ...small to see the genious in OUR game. Just kidding. But it is not a line of grain, it is the river. Also, shouldn't it be, your hit 3-5 times and you are out? Or is it timed? Also, We should call it Onion Splat or some great name like that. Also, there will be paramedics standing by every game just incase you get onions in your eyes.

Why does everything have 'ball' after it? Do you play with a ball of onions? I am very curious as how a sheep became a ball too...

yea its now a river, and ive played it alot

1 verse 1 is a one onion ball game and its best 2 out of 3 hits, so first person to 2 hits wins

X players verse X players is a two onion ball game any spot can be used the current river spot is almost two small, but in a multi player game if your hit, your out, so the first team to lose all there players loses

this game is really fun though, try it out then say you dont like it

I have now started a new league. It is called XTREME ONION SPLAT. Come join me

I have one nother piece of pergament, this one. There are already spots of blood and ash on it...so i thought i might waste it on a topic that isn't important.
comment to your game: who cares?

me and no one else

Salathe is mad because I beat him.

you beat me once, i hit you the second game you just cant admit it!

You even admitted that it didn't hit me! That's why the game kept going you foolish turtle

Moyave's post makes no sense, so lets ignore her.

I AM THE OFFICIAL REFEREE OF ALL GAMES! I AM TESTING FOR NEW REFEREES. FIND ME TO TRY OUT.

Your posts make even less sense. What is this referee thing you speak of? And what is this Xtreme thing you speak of? I've never heard of such ridiculous words.

Edit ooc by GMcFly

hehehe, good one, John. DOES ANYONE WANT TO BE A REFEREE?

Thanks, Paul. I might want to, but first I have to arrive at Trollsbane. ((It takes a long time, you know?))

No, he only explained what the referee is supposed to do, not what he is.
((Ever thought about the fact that the word "referee" and "Xtreme" isn't in medieval times? Think about the fact that this is the rpg board and please do us all a favor and stay within context and don't ruin the roleplaying atmosphere of the rpg board.))

((Well, Dyluck asked about the referee and the Xtreme game, and I answered him by telling him to read the whole post. I wasn't the first one to type these words.))

((according to webster, referee comes from 1621, close enough to medieval times for me, but i agree about the Xtreme thing. I thought about it a lot before posting it. ))

((those are renisance times. And Xtreme is stupid for a medival theme.))i say we just take slaves hopefully lizards and pit them against each other for our enjoyment. .

((i think thats a good idea! ))

Edit ooc by GMcFly

I say we take slaves and kick them, just for fun, and then squeeze onions into their eyes.

we could play with someones head. i know a person who have a wonderfull round head. how was his name, anything with paul ...

Yes, I think it is Paul something.......Except, the mouth would be muttering the whole time, and you wouldnt be able to concentrate. It seems, no matter what thou does, he doesnt shutup.............Nilo laughs.

*ignores rude comments* I say we shut this whole game down, because of how stupid it was. If you have enough time to play this, then you should kill yourself, because you have done everything there is to do.

Paul, i disagree, Onion ball is very fun and after a hard days work it is always enjoyable.

I am interested in learning to play this "onion ball" people are talking about. If it is possible would someone be willing to teach me please?

Myers

UCA [/i]Council Member

ill play with you myers, its not really hard, you just throw onions at eachother and after so many points someone wins. read the first page.

Elaralith appears to be more and more disgusted as she reads the posts concerning "Onion Ball". Shaking her head in disapproval she writes:
Onion Ball? What is this? Have you children not the sense to not waste your time on such foolish endeavors? Wisdom and Knowledge call at the street corners yet you heed them not! Instead you bury yourself in these petty games. Though you are but mere mortal children I would think that there would be more sense in even a mortal child than this! I say to you take your empty minds from these senseless games and fill them with Wisdom and Knowledge ere it is too late. I tell you the truth if you continue down this road of fools and simpletons in the end you will be no different from the wild animal that is savage and unthinking.
Elaralith posts the message with a flourish and prays that Elara will open up the minds of these children and grant them the ability to turn away from idiocy.

Elaralith, i agree with you, but for different reasons. I must ask you what is wrong with a little entertainment? You can not sit around and study all day. But i am sure there are more mature sources of entertainment to be found.