ONION BALL!!!!!!!

Salathe · Post by **Salathe** » Sat Feb 15, 2003 12:41 am

ok i threw and onion at paul and he threw it back and we got into this game where you throw onions at eachother.

SO i created ONION BALL

ok heres how it works

you have 2 people on each team
and a grain line in the middle
there are two onions on the wall
a referee says go! then the teams run to grab the onions then when the referee says begin teams start throwing
you have to throw the onion to where the person is standing, which the person will always be moving, the referee calls the hits, the first team to lose everyone loses

THIS GAME SI COOL

Sir Gannon · Post by **Sir Gannon** » Sat Feb 15, 2003 12:54 am

Poor Salathe...Thinking thats fun.. Ever heard of Pig or Sheep ball? Now thats fun.

paul laffing · Post by **paul laffing** » Sat Feb 15, 2003 4:21 am

Poor Gannon, his small mind too ...small to see the genious in OUR game.

Just kidding. But it is not a line of grain, it is the river. Also, shouldn't it be, your hit 3-5 times and you are out? Or is it timed? Also, We should call it Onion Splat or some great name like that. Also, there will be paramedics standing by every game just incase you get onions in your eyes.

Hermie · Post by **Hermie** » Sat Feb 15, 2003 4:23 am

Why does everything have 'ball' after it? Do you play with a ball of onions? I am very curious as how a sheep became a ball too...

Salathe · Post by **Salathe** » Sat Feb 15, 2003 4:44 am

yea its now a river, and ive played it alot

1 verse 1 is a one onion ball game and its best 2 out of 3 hits, so first person to 2 hits wins

X players verse X players is a two onion ball game any spot can be used the current river spot is almost two small, but in a multi player game if your hit, your out, so the first team to lose all there players loses

this game is really fun though, try it out then say you dont like it

paul laffing · Post by **paul laffing** » Sat Feb 15, 2003 5:16 am

I have now started a new league. It is called XTREME ONION SPLAT. Come join me

Moyáve · Post by **Moyáve** » Sat Feb 15, 2003 8:34 am

I have one nother piece of pergament, this one. There are already spots of blood and ash on it...so i thought i might waste it on a topic that isn't important.
comment to your game: who cares?

me and no one else

Fooser · Post by **Fooser** » Sat Feb 15, 2003 3:42 pm

Salathe is mad because I beat him.

Salathe · Post by **Salathe** » Sat Feb 15, 2003 4:07 pm

you beat me once, i hit you the second game you just cant admit it!

Fooser · Post by **Fooser** » Sat Feb 15, 2003 4:49 pm

You even admitted that it didn't hit me! That's why the game kept going you foolish turtle

paul laffing · Post by **paul laffing** » Sat Feb 15, 2003 11:14 pm

Moyave's post makes no sense, so lets ignore her.

I AM THE OFFICIAL REFEREE OF ALL GAMES! I AM TESTING FOR NEW REFEREES. FIND ME TO TRY OUT.

Dyluck · Post by **Dyluck** » Sat Feb 15, 2003 11:17 pm

Your posts make even less sense. What is this referee thing you speak of? And what is this Xtreme thing you speak of? I've never heard of such ridiculous words.

John Laffing · Post by **John Laffing** » Sat Feb 15, 2003 11:46 pm

Edit ooc by GMcFly

paul laffing · Post by **paul laffing** » Sat Feb 15, 2003 11:49 pm

hehehe, good one, John. DOES ANYONE WANT TO BE A REFEREE?

John Laffing · Post by **John Laffing** » Sat Feb 15, 2003 11:54 pm

Thanks, Paul.

I might want to, but first I have to arrive at Trollsbane. ((It takes a long time, you know?))

Dyluck · Post by **Dyluck** » Sat Feb 15, 2003 11:56 pm

No, he only explained what the referee is supposed to do, not what he is.
((Ever thought about the fact that the word "referee" and "Xtreme" isn't in medieval times? Think about the fact that this is the rpg board and please do us all a favor and stay within context and don't ruin the roleplaying atmosphere of the rpg board.))

John Laffing · Post by **John Laffing** » Sun Feb 16, 2003 12:03 am

((Well, Dyluck asked about the referee and the Xtreme game, and I answered him by telling him to read the whole post. I wasn't the first one to type these words.))

paul laffing · Post by **paul laffing** » Sun Feb 16, 2003 12:36 am

((according to webster, referee comes from 1621, close enough to medieval times for me, but i agree about the Xtreme thing. I thought about it a lot before posting it.

))

Bumbol Woodstock · Post by **Bumbol Woodstock** » Sun Feb 16, 2003 3:25 am

((those are renisance times. And Xtreme is stupid for a medival theme.))i say we just take slaves hopefully lizards and pit them against each other for our enjoyment.

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John Laffing · Post by **John Laffing** » Sun Feb 16, 2003 3:28 am

((i think thats a good idea!

))

Crosis · Post by **Crosis** » Sun Feb 16, 2003 4:18 am

Edit ooc by GMcFly

paul laffing · Post by **paul laffing** » Mon Feb 17, 2003 4:39 pm

I say we take slaves and kick them, just for fun, and then squeeze onions into their eyes.

Galim2 · Post by **Galim2** » Mon Feb 17, 2003 4:44 pm

we could play with someones head. i know a person who have a wonderfull round head. how was his name, anything with paul ...

Nilo · Post by **Nilo** » Sat Feb 22, 2003 3:06 am

Yes, I think it is Paul something.......Except, the mouth would be muttering the whole time, and you wouldnt be able to concentrate. It seems, no matter what thou does, he doesnt shutup.............Nilo laughs.

paul laffing · Post by **paul laffing** » Sat Feb 22, 2003 3:10 am

*ignores rude comments* I say we shut this whole game down, because of how stupid it was. If you have enough time to play this, then you should kill yourself, because you have done everything there is to do.

Bumbol Woodstock · Post by **Bumbol Woodstock** » Sat Feb 22, 2003 3:08 pm

Paul, i disagree, Onion ball is very fun and after a hard days work it is always enjoyable.

Myers · Post by **Myers** » Thu Feb 27, 2003 11:58 pm

I am interested in learning to play this "onion ball" people are talking about. If it is possible would someone be willing to teach me please?

Myers

UCA [/i]Council Member

Gro'bul · Post by **Gro'bul** » Fri Feb 28, 2003 4:49 am

ill play with you myers, its not really hard, you just throw onions at eachother and after so many points someone wins. read the first page.

Elaralith · Post by **Elaralith** » Sat Mar 01, 2003 2:16 am

Elaralith appears to be more and more disgusted as she reads the posts concerning "Onion Ball". Shaking her head in disapproval she writes:
Onion Ball? What is this? Have you children not the sense to not waste your time on such foolish endeavors? Wisdom and Knowledge call at the street corners yet you heed them not! Instead you bury yourself in these petty games. Though you are but mere mortal children I would think that there would be more sense in even a mortal child than this! I say to you take your empty minds from these senseless games and fill them with Wisdom and Knowledge ere it is too late. I tell you the truth if you continue down this road of fools and simpletons in the end you will be no different from the wild animal that is savage and unthinking.
Elaralith posts the message with a flourish and prays that Elara will open up the minds of these children and grant them the ability to turn away from idiocy.

paul laffing · Post by **paul laffing** » Sat Mar 01, 2003 3:30 am

Elaralith, i agree with you, but for different reasons. I must ask you what is wrong with a little entertainment? You can not sit around and study all day. But i am sure there are more mature sources of entertainment to be found.

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