As Kalius crawled out on his knees from the tavern, a large grin struck his face, breathing heavily and almost intensly he drags his knees across the rocky ground ripping his trousers.
"Chuchter!" he screamed, the pain was too great on his legs yet he was someone who never stepped back from anything.As his old mumma Chuchy used to say "You can do it Kalius if you only put yer mind tae it!"......"Chuch.."suddenly Kalius is kicked in the face by a passer by profoundly untill causing blood to seep from his large ears.
That man's name was............Man Child!
Attack of a man child (open RP)goblet too many sequal!!
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As man child stood over Kalius's body snarling and rubbing his fat jelly like belly, he cried aloud' for all around to hear, the resemblance to this noise can only be described as animal like mating call, or pigeons dancing in the wind.
All the while Kalius, knocked out recieved images and motions in his head of the finer things in life..such as booze and plums.
One man approached the 'man child' and tried to communicate with 'it'.
All the while Kalius, knocked out recieved images and motions in his head of the finer things in life..such as booze and plums.
One man approached the 'man child' and tried to communicate with 'it'.
"Back I say!" there stood Mikus Gilthorn, a wise yet useless "mage", he was wearing a dark velvet pointed hat and black robes that faitful night,and as always a very long black messy beard covered his icey, dry snow white face, he appears confident yet as he stood looking to the man child, his righteouse aura seemed to fade away.
Mikus was then suddenly struck back by a loud belch exploding from the man child's mouth, a wide proud contently oblivious smile slowly draped across the man childs face.Then.... Another horrible drone exceeded from its mouth, raising it's hands and puching its own head aggressively.
"Aaagh!.."Mikus screeched as he ran quickly away from the creature falling many times over his robes whilst doing so.
Was this the end for the courages Kalius?Would there not be such a man that could reason with a man child, a big, greasy sewage scented man child?
Mikus was then suddenly struck back by a loud belch exploding from the man child's mouth, a wide proud contently oblivious smile slowly draped across the man childs face.Then.... Another horrible drone exceeded from its mouth, raising it's hands and puching its own head aggressively.
"Aaagh!.."Mikus screeched as he ran quickly away from the creature falling many times over his robes whilst doing so.
Was this the end for the courages Kalius?Would there not be such a man that could reason with a man child, a big, greasy sewage scented man child?
Whatever...You say? Nay! With a stick in his whistle and a cherry for a thissle Lil' Harry Bampot,who had been watching these events from the roof of the tavern, smoking sibanac through a pipe (just fer fun mind!) suddenly leaped down and landed on the back of the man child.
."Roar!", the man child yelled as the blighter landed,, aggrovated that the little blighter was now swinging around on his back like a wild willow started to sway, and sway its hands all over the place trying to swipe the Lil chappo.
"Yeeeeeee! Doozy!", Lil Harry Bampot did not know the fear he should have been experiancing, why he could have been killed! but he was too much of a chancer, a real CHUCHTER! if ever the word was to be used with just and truth, because this Bampot fellow truelly deserved it.
."Roar!", the man child yelled as the blighter landed,, aggrovated that the little blighter was now swinging around on his back like a wild willow started to sway, and sway its hands all over the place trying to swipe the Lil chappo.
"Yeeeeeee! Doozy!", Lil Harry Bampot did not know the fear he should have been experiancing, why he could have been killed! but he was too much of a chancer, a real CHUCHTER! if ever the word was to be used with just and truth, because this Bampot fellow truelly deserved it.