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An Apology.

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:39 am
by The Returner
I'm sorry.

I'm sorry the GM's are way too easy on some of you. I'm sorry it took way too long to ban Sam. I'm sorry that most of our north american players are complete uneducated redneck yankee pricks who give the rest of north america a bad name on these forums.

I'm sorry that Illarions map makes impossible for random RP unless you know someone who is playing on MSN or IRC or another medium. I'm sorry that many of the new staff have either not read moonsilver, or chose to ignore it. I'm sorry that !gm hardly ever works, and that !gm had to be implemented in the first place.

I'm sorry that character descriptions,!prefix,!suffix are grossly misused, and that almost all female characters are nearly naked lesbian or bisexual prostitutes played by men.

I'm sorry that Orcs stink.

And most of all,

I'm sorry that I added an honest I'm sorry thread for possibly the first time in Illarions history.

~Turny, the Troll you love to hate.

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:43 am
by Fooser
It's not an honest apology because you didn't apologize for being an asshole yet.

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:47 am
by The Returner
Fooser wrote:It's not an honest apology because you didn't apologize for being an asshole yet.
Thats precisely why its honest ;)

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:03 am
by Salathe
The Returner wrote:I'm sorry the GM's are way too easy on some of you. I'm sorry it took way too long to ban Sam.
this is really the only game where someone who is banned gets a chance to come back. There are VERY few games where the developers will even bother talking to someone they have banned, let alone think about unbanning them. The rulebreakers are lucky we have a team with such nice people

for most of the other small games i play, the developers would also ban that persons friends who flood the forums with bitching

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:05 am
by Fooser
If they weren't nice, there'd be 3 people left here

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:10 am
by Korm Kormsen
if they weren't nice, but hard - maybe, the forums would have less annoying posts....

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:11 am
by Fooser
Yeah, speaking of, if they weren't so easy Returner, you'd probably be board banned for some of the lunatic and offensive nonsense you've spat out, like the ones prompting your last extended leave

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:13 am
by The Returner
Fooser wrote:Yeah, speaking of, if they weren't so easy Returner, you'd probably be board banned for some of the lunatic and offensive nonsense you've spat out, like the ones prompting your last extended leave
I'm only offensive if your a lunatic :/
Korm Kormsen wrote:if they weren't nice, but hard - maybe, the forums would have less annoying posts....
Agree

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:15 am
by Arameh

I'm only offensive if your a lunatic :/
You just called about half Illa's community lunatics, this would be worth a ban I take

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:16 am
by Cliu Beothach
Constant Shallowness leads to Evil.

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:17 am
by Fooser
Cliu Beothach wrote:Constant Shallowness leads to Evil.
Genius.

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:17 am
by Asesino
Cliu Beothach wrote:Constant Shallowness leads to Evil.
I love you

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:18 am
by Gildon de Vymont
Cliu Beothach wrote:Constant Shallowness leads to Evil.

What he said.

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:29 am
by The Returner
Cliu Beothach wrote:Constant Shallowness leads to Evil.
But I'm Evil AND Daring!

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:34 am
by Korm Kormsen
turny,

so you are an exception.

but most of all evil aren't crazy, they are just boring and empty.

edit:
and if you conclude by my words, that you might be crazy, thats just assuming

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:34 am
by Hu'greu
you really are full of yourself. Now I see why most people dislike you.

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:36 am
by The Returner
Hu'greu wrote:you really are full of yourself. Now I see why most people dislike you.
In the real world, confidence goes much farther then tears and a shakey handshake

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:39 am
by Korm Kormsen
nd in the ghost world? do you have a black and white pelt?

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:40 am
by The Returner
Nope, a brown one. Beaver pelt.

I sell to you for firewater.

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:41 am
by Korwin
Confidence and arrogance are received entirely differently.

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:45 am
by Korm Kormsen
if you got a brown pelt, why do you behave like a zorrillo?

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:32 am
by Garett Gwenour
Whatever my opinion means anymore about this community (undoubtedly returner will quote this and say something like "which is nothing" or so), I do not understand how Moderators can lay the smack down on po Grant and leave Returner alone entirely. This person is one of the least constructive, most vile, insultive, unapologetic, unforgiving, insecure and vulgar people on these forums and nearly everyother post he makes is an insult. I have never once seen him help anyone, I have seen him rather insult the intelligence of a person asking for help.

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:34 am
by Arameh
Dito

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:42 am
by Hu'greu
im sure you have no confidence in the real world returner if all you can do is spew this crap out on an internet form.

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:45 am
by Cliu Beothach
I'll be alright if you kiss me.

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:48 am
by Fooser
Cliu Beothach wrote:I'll be alright if you kiss me.
*kiss*

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:55 am
by The Returner
Hu'greu wrote:im sure you have no confidence in the real world returner if all you can do is spew this crap out on an internet form.
I'm sure you have no confidence in the real world if all you do is take crap on internet forums

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:56 am
by Lrmy
Garett Gwenour wrote:Whatever my opinion means anymore about this community (undoubtedly returner will quote this and say something like "which is nothing" or so), I do not understand how Moderators can lay the smack down on po Grant and leave Returner alone entirely. This person is one of the least constructive, most vile, insultive, unapologetic, unforgiving, insecure and vulgar people on these forums and nearly everyother post he makes is an insult. I have never once seen him help anyone, I have seen him rather insult the intelligence of a person asking for help.
*Agrees completely*

Returner, can you just leave?

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:59 am
by The Returner
Can You?

Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 3:02 am
by Lrmy
Not too many people hate me, maybe 2. So no.