An Apology.

The Returner · Post by **The Returner** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:39 am

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry the GM's are way too easy on some of you. I'm sorry it took way too long to ban Sam. I'm sorry that most of our north american players are complete uneducated redneck yankee pricks who give the rest of north america a bad name on these forums.

I'm sorry that Illarions map makes impossible for random RP unless you know someone who is playing on MSN or IRC or another medium. I'm sorry that many of the new staff have either not read moonsilver, or chose to ignore it. I'm sorry that !gm hardly ever works, and that !gm had to be implemented in the first place.

I'm sorry that character descriptions,!prefix,!suffix are grossly misused, and that almost all female characters are nearly naked lesbian or bisexual prostitutes played by men.

I'm sorry that Orcs stink.

And most of all,

I'm sorry that I added an honest I'm sorry thread for possibly the first time in Illarions history.

~Turny, the Troll you love to hate.

Fooser · Post by **Fooser** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:43 am

It's not an honest apology because you didn't apologize for being an asshole yet.

The Returner · Post by **The Returner** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 12:47 am

Fooser wrote:It's not an honest apology because you didn't apologize for being an asshole yet.

Thats precisely why its honest

Salathe · Post by **Salathe** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:03 am

The Returner wrote:I'm sorry the GM's are way too easy on some of you. I'm sorry it took way too long to ban Sam.

this is really the only game where someone who is banned gets a chance to come back. There are VERY few games where the developers will even bother talking to someone they have banned, let alone think about unbanning them. The rulebreakers are lucky we have a team with such nice people

for most of the other small games i play, the developers would also ban that persons friends who flood the forums with bitching

Fooser · Post by **Fooser** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:05 am

If they weren't nice, there'd be 3 people left here

Korm Kormsen · Post by **Korm Kormsen** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:10 am

if they weren't nice, but hard - maybe, the forums would have less annoying posts....

Fooser · Post by **Fooser** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:11 am

Yeah, speaking of, if they weren't so easy Returner, you'd probably be board banned for some of the lunatic and offensive nonsense you've spat out, like the ones prompting your last extended leave

The Returner · Post by **The Returner** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:13 am

Fooser wrote:Yeah, speaking of, if they weren't so easy Returner, you'd probably be board banned for some of the lunatic and offensive nonsense you've spat out, like the ones prompting your last extended leave

I'm only offensive if your a lunatic :/

Korm Kormsen wrote:if they weren't nice, but hard - maybe, the forums would have less annoying posts....

Agree

Arameh · Post by **Arameh** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:15 am

I'm only offensive if your a lunatic :/

You just called about half Illa's community lunatics, this would be worth a ban I take

Cliu Beothach · Post by **Cliu Beothach** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:16 am

Constant Shallowness leads to Evil.

Fooser · Post by **Fooser** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:17 am

Cliu Beothach wrote:Constant Shallowness leads to Evil.

Genius.

Asesino · Post by **Asesino** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:17 am

Cliu Beothach wrote:Constant Shallowness leads to Evil.

I love you

Gildon de Vymont · Post by **Gildon de Vymont** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:18 am

Cliu Beothach wrote:Constant Shallowness leads to Evil.

What he said.

The Returner · Post by **The Returner** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:29 am

Cliu Beothach wrote:Constant Shallowness leads to Evil.

But I'm Evil AND Daring!

Korm Kormsen · Post by **Korm Kormsen** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:34 am

turny,

so you are an exception.

but most of all evil aren't crazy, they are just boring and empty.

edit:
and if you conclude by my words, that you might be crazy, thats just assuming

Hu'greu · Post by **Hu'greu** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:34 am

you really are full of yourself. Now I see why most people dislike you.

The Returner · Post by **The Returner** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:36 am

Hu'greu wrote:you really are full of yourself. Now I see why most people dislike you.

In the real world, confidence goes much farther then tears and a shakey handshake

Korm Kormsen · Post by **Korm Kormsen** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:39 am

nd in the ghost world? do you have a black and white pelt?

The Returner · Post by **The Returner** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:40 am

Nope, a brown one. Beaver pelt.

I sell to you for firewater.

Korwin · Post by **Korwin** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:41 am

Confidence and arrogance are received entirely differently.

Korm Kormsen · Post by **Korm Kormsen** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:45 am

if you got a brown pelt, why do you behave like a zorrillo?

Garett Gwenour · Post by **Garett Gwenour** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:32 am

Whatever my opinion means anymore about this community (undoubtedly returner will quote this and say something like "which is nothing" or so), I do not understand how Moderators can lay the smack down on po Grant and leave Returner alone entirely. This person is one of the least constructive, most vile, insultive, unapologetic, unforgiving, insecure and vulgar people on these forums and nearly everyother post he makes is an insult. I have never once seen him help anyone, I have seen him rather insult the intelligence of a person asking for help.

Arameh · Post by **Arameh** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:34 am

Hu'greu · Post by **Hu'greu** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:42 am

im sure you have no confidence in the real world returner if all you can do is spew this crap out on an internet form.

Cliu Beothach · Post by **Cliu Beothach** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:45 am

I'll be alright if you kiss me.

Fooser · Post by **Fooser** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:48 am

Cliu Beothach wrote:I'll be alright if you kiss me.

*kiss*

The Returner · Post by **The Returner** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:55 am

Hu'greu wrote:im sure you have no confidence in the real world returner if all you can do is spew this crap out on an internet form.

I'm sure you have no confidence in the real world if all you do is take crap on internet forums

Lrmy · Post by **Lrmy** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:56 am

Garett Gwenour wrote:Whatever my opinion means anymore about this community (undoubtedly returner will quote this and say something like "which is nothing" or so), I do not understand how Moderators can lay the smack down on po Grant and leave Returner alone entirely. This person is one of the least constructive, most vile, insultive, unapologetic, unforgiving, insecure and vulgar people on these forums and nearly everyother post he makes is an insult. I have never once seen him help anyone, I have seen him rather insult the intelligence of a person asking for help.

*Agrees completely*

Returner, can you just leave?

The Returner · Post by **The Returner** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 2:59 am

Can You?

Lrmy · Post by **Lrmy** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 3:02 am

Not too many people hate me, maybe 2. So no.