VerkLord - The king of edvil...Or the savior of mankind

[Sir Dart]

My only journey is to take as many souls as possible back to the dark realm
I have no intention of harming the light realm for its to weak in this case
I'm indeed edvil but I have no intention of killing the mortal kind unless
it's needed for your souls I have no urge for it is between me and the gods
I will take as many edvil souls I need to raise my army of the dead I have
no need for childish duels or fights to the death I just want to raise a edvil
army and take it to my realm no harm will be done to anyone unless they
offend me this body I have corrupted is sir dart and we made a pact that
I will not harm anyone unless needed sir dart my be ubhappy that im using
he's body for my edvilish ways for you see its the only body I can use for
my true form can not travel to the Light realm so you see that im not all
that edvil for it is true that im my be so called the king of edvil to the light
realm but you see it is not that I kill people or cause havoc it is because
I bring edvil souls and dead to the dark realm and it makes the dark realm
souls bigger and expending more edvil for you see I have no intention of
harmig the light realm

[Guardian Angel]

The lack of punctuation and spelling of "edvil" makes it seem like we are dealing with a 8 year old child.