I look down my small green nose up at you.

Bane18 · Post by **Bane18** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 5:51 am

In very neat and curvy hand writing this note is placed in the inn all over the floor and walls

For those that read this...
I am a mighty and strong beast of a man.
Never have I been beaten down and never have I lost a battle with my mighty sword.
I have been called many names although my personal favouret was God but I dont expect everyone to call me that that would just make me look down on you.
What is the reason for this personal letter God? You ask.
It is simple. I would like a powerful mage to teach me how too use the egg shells in between my nutshells. Yes you heard me I will one day become the most feard and worshiped mage ever seen on this island. I will make everyone bow down to me and say "Oh allmighty God be leniant on us for we have sinned and we shall give you our wives and money for eternaty until you forgive our none godness" to which I would reply...
"Mwahahaha I am God"

If any mage feels worthy enough to teach me and my friends who nobody but me can see then send me a pigion as I am lonely and hungry. I will call it Ralph after my tavern friend.
~Ban Gabgab-Your lord and God

Poots · Post by **Poots** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 6:19 am

Allen simply laughs at the post and walks away

Liles · Post by **Liles** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 2:57 pm

Tell ya what, almighty lord, grab your sword and half the population of Trolls bane will offer to kick your ass. Make sure to offer a reward.

Have fun!

Tanistian_Kanea · Post by **Tanistian_Kanea** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 3:54 pm

Well GOD. I thought GODS were SUPPOSED to be wise and intelligent. If you are what the other gods are like then I am surprised they managed to do anything other then kill themselves. If you happen to ever be taught by a mage then it will surely be a bad day for us all for two of the most twisted creatures will have joined forces. I also agree with Liles.

Jason Tanner · Post by **Jason Tanner** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 10:10 pm

You, foolish, foolish little man. You can't claim to be a god unless there is proof, and, I am sorry, I see no proof of you being a god.

~unsigned~

Bane18 · Post by **Bane18** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 10:16 pm

Another note seems to appear around the inn the writing just as neat and curvy as before

I never suggested I was a God merely that I liked to be called it.
Ruce please be a little less hot headed as several green mushrooms told me you are quite uncomfortable in the heat, maybe you should stand on top of a mountain?

Styles, you challenge my grandness with such ludicrous words. I would simply cause any man I hit to fall to the ground and stab themselves to death for their unworthiness.

I was talking to a deer yesterday and he told me how you people chopped off his head and stuck him on a wall. Oh how he tried to turn me against you all. But no I stood firm in my beliefs that you are all good and happy people.
I merely wish to be taught the arcane crafts. I even have my spade ready.

~Ban Gabgab-The misunderstood one.

Avalyon el'Hattarr · Post by **Avalyon el'Hattarr** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 10:17 pm

i'm sorry to say this but, don't say that loud near a mage or he'll kick your arse to the moon

Gray · Post by **Gray** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 10:25 pm

A thick, creamy-looking parchment is left stuck carefully over the original with a thick, viscuous substance like the inside of a leaf. The parchment is covered with elegant letters that are thicker at the curves than in the striaght lines, and the paper gives the whole room a faint odor that is at once like the sweet musk of roses and the coppery tang of blood.

Declare not oneself as a god of men,
If thou hast not the courage to lie
In the bed he maketh.

I can teach you about a lot more than nutshells.

Of course, there would be a price. There is always a price.

The note is unsigned at first glance.

Anyone looking very closely will spot a tiny, faint insignia in the bottom right-hand corner; it's like a rose with three tiny thorns, but drawn in an ink that is nearly the exact color of the parchment it is drawn upon.

Bane18 · Post by **Bane18** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 10:44 pm

A quick yet very neat note is copied all over the inn

Yes, yes the furry ones say I should take up your offer oh puzzling one.

May I call you Hambridge. Yes.

Anyway Hambridge I will give you anything you wish if it will lead me to being the almighty power and purple pigs.

~Ban Gabgab-The Almighty power and purple pigs.

Dónal Mason · Post by **Dónal Mason** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 10:47 pm

A friend of the eater of socks, perhaps? A follower of the prancing magenta troll of madness?

While it is unsigned, there are very small inky pawprints all over it.

amorax_kaka · Post by **amorax_kaka** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 11:49 pm

everyone, do not hate this man, or take his words to heart, he's clearly insane, his last message being the most obvious clue.

~Tutiv Kraknay

Bane18 · Post by **Bane18** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 12:47 am

Yet more notes are sread around the inn. Each note is with the same curves and neat writing as the others

I am offended by this as I am clearly not insane.

I just wish to live a peaceful life with the power of the world in the ends of my fingertips.

I am merely wishing that a mage with enough power and grandure can teach me the meaning of egg shells and purple pigs.

That is all.

~Ban Gabgab-P.S. I realy nead a pigion as my belly box is hurting and I miss Ralph.