{ The following notice has been placed in various spots throughout the townships of Gobaith. The words are legible, but the spelling clearly shows the general orcish misinterpretation of the common tongue. }
ATTENCHIN... MAGIK MASTERS!!
I am Orc of much brain, and I wish to learn the magik ways. I am gud Orc who wants peace with oomies, elfies, and other peoples. I get on knees and beg someone to teach magik to me. I be gud apprentiss who make teacher proud. Please help me! Send message bird if joo will teach magik.
~ Bolkar Vadresh ~
~ Orcin Horde ~
Orc Need Magik!
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