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Pig-napped!
Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 7:28 pm
by Garroth
It seems that all the pigs have disappeared from their pit south of Troll's bane. Normally I wouldn't get myself involved in any affair such as this. But since the pigs are my only source of income in this strange town, I ask anyone with any clues about this matter to reply to this note.
My uninformed guess: A big, fat orc did it.
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Garroth Alran, the man with the calm blue eyes.
Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 7:45 pm
by Retlak
How bloody dares yoo! i was out all morning searchins for dose pigs to brings dem back, and all yoo goes an says is an orc dids it?
Retlak
Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 7:59 pm
by Josefine da Vince
You understand it how to piss people off Garroth dear.
Lahela
Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 7:59 pm
by Garroth
Sir Retlak, you misunderstand. I am in no way prejudiced against orcs. I was merely stating that a large, gluttonous orc could indeed have eaten all the pigs. Do you deny this?
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Garroth Alran
Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 8:08 pm
by Jaft
Mujumbo didn't do it.
Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 9:12 pm
by Urilen Quanasuard
It could've been a big, fat human. Or a big, fat lizard. And even a big, fat, elf. Why must you judge so quickly?
Just a thought.
-Uri
Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 9:17 pm
by Llama
Sure always blame lizards
Its like Tanora doesn't feed us enough with fish.
Brother Selisidour
Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 9:24 pm
by Garroth
It's just, I've never known big, fat humans or big, fat lizards to eat raw pigs.
Although, I'm not saying they don't. I don't know much about this strange land yet. Perhpas things are different here.
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Garroth Alran
Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 9:29 pm
by Dónal Mason
Whoo say us eet al meet ror? Tugzug nub eet him meet ror!