Pig-napped!

Garroth · Post by **Garroth** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 7:28 pm

It seems that all the pigs have disappeared from their pit south of Troll's bane. Normally I wouldn't get myself involved in any affair such as this. But since the pigs are my only source of income in this strange town, I ask anyone with any clues about this matter to reply to this note.

My uninformed guess: A big, fat orc did it.

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Garroth Alran, the man with the calm blue eyes.

Retlak · Post by **Retlak** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 7:45 pm

How bloody dares yoo! i was out all morning searchins for dose pigs to brings dem back, and all yoo goes an says is an orc dids it?

Retlak

Josefine da Vince · Post by **Josefine da Vince** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 7:59 pm

You understand it how to piss people off Garroth dear.

Lahela

Garroth · Post by **Garroth** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 7:59 pm

Sir Retlak, you misunderstand. I am in no way prejudiced against orcs. I was merely stating that a large, gluttonous orc could indeed have eaten all the pigs. Do you deny this?

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Garroth Alran

Jaft · Post by **Jaft** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 8:08 pm

Mujumbo didn't do it.

Urilen Quanasuard · Post by **Urilen Quanasuard** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 9:12 pm

It could've been a big, fat human. Or a big, fat lizard. And even a big, fat, elf. Why must you judge so quickly?

Just a thought.

-Uri

Llama · Post by **Llama** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 9:17 pm

Sure always blame lizards

Its like Tanora doesn't feed us enough with fish.

Brother Selisidour

Garroth · Post by **Garroth** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 9:24 pm

It's just, I've never known big, fat humans or big, fat lizards to eat raw pigs.
Although, I'm not saying they don't. I don't know much about this strange land yet. Perhpas things are different here.

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Garroth Alran

Dónal Mason · Post by **Dónal Mason** » Sun Mar 26, 2006 9:29 pm

Whoo say us eet al meet ror? Tugzug nub eet him meet ror!