A Large Notice

[Ceigan Ibatha]

A certain message attracts your attention as you see it's large bold letters. You investigate further and read:


ATTENTION!

Just recently the Prancing Magenta Troll of Madness told me a message--an important message! All bearded children, (otherwise known as "dwarfs") can sacrifice their beards for the making of new old socks, and will then be protected by the Prancing Magenta Troll of Madness ! Their beards will make excellent quality old socks. If you are interested just send me a dove and we can arrange the beard giving further. Praise the Prancing Magenta Troll of Madness, and follow his ways!

Also, To those vicious bearded children in the shop who stabbed and hurt me: You can still redeem yourself! I bet that the whole stabbing/smiting thing was a large misunderstanding! Just sacrifice your beards and let bygones be bygones.


~Ceigan Zain Ibatha
Master Tree Remover
Teacher of Tree Removing
Follower of the Prancing Magenta Troll of Madness
Leader of the Esteemed Followers of the Prancing Magenta Troll of Madness Group
High Priest of the Prancing Magenta Troll of Madness