This is my final warning...Give me meat now!

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This is my final warning...Give me meat now!

Post by Kzarak Zhoruch »

Orc runs hastily with crudely written message and nails it to the board with his worn out blacksmith hammer.
The message reads:


"I have searched the island, I have been promised help from man and woman with the names of Elanarith and Callith, but they have not been seen anywhere.
Rumour say they were lost at sea. Who can tell?

To me it matters not, for I can no longer control my urge for meat, for it is too strong, and soon also too late I fear.
Anytime now, any day or hour, I know, I will loose the irondiscpline which keeps it in check, and makes diet on fruit and fish possible.

Bring me meat now, anyone reading this, before hunger for meat takes possesion of soul.

If no one will help me, I fear there is only one way left to feed belly, and this is the option I strive to avoid, allthough it is so hard...
This is my final warning and cry for help,

Kzarak Zhoruch."
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Post by Malinne »

Malinne glances at the message and struggles to read the chicken scratch. She then writes legibly beneath it:

"I have been getting a little better at summoning food, including meat. It you ever see me wandering in town, just ask."

~Malinne~

She then shrugs and walks away.
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Post by Maktan Hardtooth. »

I can summon meat costs 10 gold each for you.
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Post by Freo »

Greedy arent we Maktan?!

I will do it for Free... and I am sure Malinne will as well, dont go to Maktan....
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Post by Kzarak Zhoruch »

Orc returns to the see if replies have been given to his desperate calling.
But he seems not as desperate any longer, nor do four other orcs by the name of Wiergraf, Ashburg, Tharge and Grunith who follow with bellies evidently filled with meat.

Orc reads one reply about a mysterious land called America and wonders what that place is like, for never has he heard of such a place, nor does he believes it exists.

"In the nick of time, cloaked wizard outside tavern summond meat for many hungry bellies, avoiding murder and havoc in the town.

You will be remembered long for your deeds, whoever you are.
If you ever read this, please reply, me wishes to know your name, human who forms silent words with the lips and summons meat.

However fed and full the stomach may be to many orc, the curse on the island remains, and not much is there to hunt.
There is still a serious lack of meat and insides, and the crises are not yet over."
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Tienos

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I believe my Master Tienos may have helped you at the campfire with the summoning of meats...
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Orc shakes his head...

"Nubnub...this cannot have been man with name Tienos...for Tienos I have met, his face can remember.It was someone else, I am sure of it."
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Post by Malinne »

Freo! What kind of girl are you making me out to be? I need money you know!

Malinne thinks.

Okay, okay. Yeah, if I see you around mister, ah... Zhoruch, I'll summon the ham for free. But keep in mind my magic isn't very reliable and I am still the poorest excuse for a mage...

~Malinne~

After signing her new message she smiles to herself and wanders off to do some mining.
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meat

Post by Hades »

Hi

I have a plentiful supply of meat, just ask me for some.

Deats
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Post by Wiergraf »

Me much like Tienos! He gave meat to me and Ashburg. Me appreciate it and thinks people should know how generous. Thank you! Farebba everyone!

Wiergraf

(Oh, and Deats, plenty meat make me forgive you! hehe)
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Post by Kzarak Zhoruch »

"I am grateful to all who wish to help in filling the belly of The Bloodskulls Clan and the orcish race.
And what gold I have, I will spend on juicy flesh....yum-yum...

However, many seem not to realize the seriousness of the crises, and what the effect can be of a longer diet and unfed grunts.

I have personally witnessed what unimaginable horrors can follow in times of hunger, and it must be avoided at any cost, for it is a sight not many wish to witness, nor be the victims of.

It is a time when borther slays brother and orc eats orc.
A time when man nor orc walks safely upon the earth.
A time when clanchiefs bite their wifes in the cheek and feast upon their children and servants, all for a juicy piece of flesh!

Remember this, when orc wishes to buy your stock and treasury is empty."
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Post by Maktan Hardtooth. »

for anyone who tries to eat an innocent I will slay them and very slowly.

Maktan
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Post by Kzarak Zhoruch »

"Im sure you will Maktan...
Either that, or end up in the belly of hungry and desperate grunt.

Either way, it is the wrong solution to the problem.

One can not quell such a strong urge by use of force.
No belly will be filled by threats of murder.

You will not resolve hunger by murder."
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Post by Konstantin K »

Thinks and makes notes to himself as he reads the posts:

"I wonder if Orcs will eventually die of hunger, if their lust stays unsatisfied, and no people will be around... I have seen a few kinds of orcs in past, some of them would eat each other if they found no meat. Life gets rather cruel... Sometimes I feel bad because I can live on bread..."
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Post by Miliae Alquaria »

Thinks about the orcs' strange hunger.

"I do not eat meat myself...I find substance enough on the trees and bushes..."
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