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I have heard the rumor that some people believe they are not welcome at the Gossip Mill Party in Runewick without an invitation.
Surely no one could be foolish enough to think that Asphy has no heart for them. Or could they? Then consider this your invitation. I look forward to welcoming you all as guests in Runewick on the 5th of Olos 77, starting at the 15th hour.
Asphy