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I be's Vern Burnhammer, grandmaster 'o weapons an minin. I be's a former knight 'o her majesty an I seeks te stand beside a real dwarven leader, send me's a dove will ye?


-Vern Burnhammer
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A simple question I would like to propose to Burnhammer; are you aware of the Count's post regarding the recent actions of this "real dwarven leader"? ((here))
If you and this dwarf plan to remain in the Queen's Realm, I humbly advise you to reflect on such dishonorable deeds together.

~~ Baron S'rrt K'shire, Noble of the House Desert Fox

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The vile, ignoble "house" or rather den of dogs is hereby charged with high slander and libel.
This uneducated bumpkin of a baron is relieved of all his duties and formally fired by us of royal kingly rank.

Such false humility displayed by S'hit or whatever its name is; is a disgrace of the deepest kind.
Worthy only of one with the worst of reputations and lowest social status.

P.S. Owl Sent.
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Arr hey scaley, I aint one 'o yer lackeys anymore, as a Galmairian dwarf ye cant do shite.

-Vern

ps-obviously I heard about tha stuff
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Anonymous: I would like to know the details of the hilariously ironic and aggressive accusation of "high slander, libel, humility and disgrace" that I have apparently carried out. As far as I know, I have not done such a thing so please educate me. Whether you do or do not, your post will stay in my records for the day that I find out who you are, then I'll contact your government (if you live under one) to at the very least notify them about the way you address the Queen's nobility. What they will do what that information is up to them.

I would like to add that unsigned posts speak volumes of an individual's confidence. If you are the dwarf who the Count speaks of, I would like you to hand yourself over to Cadomyrian authorities so as to not make your situation worse.

Burnhammer: That's all I wanted to know. I did not want to assume whether you were still in Cadomyr or not, or have seen the Count's post, but I did want to include my gentle suggestion in the post just to save some time.
Perhaps you could educate your new friend on how to act less like everyone's beloved Hew Keenaxe? For their own sake, of course.

~~ Baron S'rrt K'shire, Noble of House Desert Fox

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((edited underlined part to remove the name as per the PO saying the name was never actually given. Everyone else should also adjust their posts accordingly))
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