A random parchment

[Evie]

*An unsigned parchment is found at the Necktie under a empty beer mug, whether it is some literary writing or an ad is a guess*

Everyone is concerned in my love life,
Such a topic in this land of strife,
Undead and darkness around every corner,
The question of the day, is my heart a goner?

Last evening has lead me to choose a path,
Three naked men at the market, sure did not make me laugh.
I have decided perhaps males are not the mate I should seek,
Perhaps a female suits one like me so meek.

Aggression, possessiveness and undo strife,
How is this a basis for a calm life?
I must search out someone brave and strong,
One who doesn’t care if her tools are ever so long.

Loyalty and devotion and faithfulness I must find,
Surely these would lead to peace of mind?
All men seem to be in the class of Sogg,
If this plan fails , I shall seek a dog!

[Mr.Oldie]

*On one of his travelling trades trip Purple comes by this parchment*
*After reading mutters something about his tail going to be in constant danger in future.*