Lawyer / Advokat

Ruppi Bauchlin · Post by **Ruppi Bauchlin** » Tue May 20, 2003 4:47 am

Greetings, fellow citizens!

Do you have trouble with the laws the so called neutral Lyrenzia Foundation set up?

Don´t get surprised by their decisions, consult the lawyer of your choice before they judge you!

Consult Ruppi Bauchlin!

Prices at nearest offer.

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Seid gegrüsst, werte Mitbürger!

Habt ihr ärger mit den Gesetzen, die die sogenannte neutrale Lyrenzia Foundation eingesetzt hat? Sucht ihr Beistand in diesem Wirr-Warr an neuen Gesetzen?

Lasst Euch nicht von ihren Entscheidungen überraschen, konsultiert den Advokat Eurer Wahl, bevor über Euch gerichtet wird.

Fragt Ruppi Bauchlin!

Preis nach Vereinbarung.

Bingem Durthrotgar · Post by **Bingem Durthrotgar** » Tue May 20, 2003 4:56 am

Ill be a Lawyer ill be yours for cheaper what do you say now Rubby?
Ruppi?

My ad:

Have you been injured in a run by?

Have you been abused by somone for no reason?

Are you wondering about your rights?

Well come to me ill give you answers for free. Look no futher! Ill be on your side. I will do all I can... Lie,Cheat,steal,Bring false testomonys just to make you win...Remember if you dont win I dont get paid! so you will win!!!

paul laffing · Post by **paul laffing** » Tue May 20, 2003 11:35 pm

How would I be injured in someone running past me?

Elaralith · Post by **Elaralith** » Wed May 21, 2003 4:07 am

What kind of a lawyer would you make I wonder Bingem, you who have broken more laws than can be counted? I think you have quite a job already to defend yourself, without worrying about other people.

Seth Valor · Post by **Seth Valor** » Wed May 21, 2003 4:11 am

Seth shakes his head.
I think a lawyer is a great idea.

As for you, Elaralith, they all have the right to do what they wish. You should be ashamed of what you said, becuase that is not very , kind. You used to be very peaceful, kind, and loving. Now......it seems you are a bit different.

If by some odd reason, i were to ever be put on trial, i would probably hire the lot of ye' .

Bingem Durthrotgar · Post by **Bingem Durthrotgar** » Wed May 21, 2003 4:47 am

Seth I will represent you anytime. I will do all in my power to insure your win!!! just pick me and you will be on the winning team.

paul laffing · Post by **paul laffing** » Thu May 22, 2003 1:31 am

Hehehe... a few arrows in the witnesses throats would do the job too...

Tal Rash · Post by **Tal Rash** » Thu May 22, 2003 1:38 am

Elaralith wrote:I think you have quite a job already to defend yourself, without worrying about other people.

From what i've heard you should do the same.

Bingem Durthrotgar · Post by **Bingem Durthrotgar** » Thu May 22, 2003 2:19 am

You Elaralith you dont try to kill somone without them getting revenage on you. THAT AINT HOW THE COOKIE CRUMBLES