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- Tyan Masines
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That made me laugh. Fredericus kept going on about mackerels after that in some length.Tyan Masines says: I think I killed Guy!
S'rrt K'shire says: What!?
S'rrt K'shire says: Guy?
Fredericus says: Buy this bloater, it is not tasty, but it keeps the rats at bay.
Guy Mitchell breathes steadily, the rest of his head, aside from the scab.
Gurk sighs with relief.
S'rrt K'shire says: He'ss fine ya dolt.
Guy Mitchell Is fine, with no discernable injuries**
Fredericus says: Will bloaters make you content?
Tyan Masines says: Phew...
S'rrt K'shire says: Anyway we're headin' to Mother'ss temple.
Tyan Masines says: Only passed out...
Guy Mitchell lays unconcious on the ground, uncontented by bloaters.
Tyan Masines seems really relieved.
- Tyan Masines
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Think me and my strange humor likes that the "phantom characters" bug is still active. ^^
Frobenius says: Sharp blades, best helmets for battle!
Tyan Masines whispers: ((gurk, stand where leomar just stood and type #me farts.))
Tyan Masines whispers: ((just do it...))
Mirelle Clintus farts
Tyan Masines whispers: ((haha. classic.))
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Comparisons
Macdonalds - Burger king
Marks and Spencers - Tesco
Xbox 360 - Ps3
Jack daniels - Jim bean
Kellogs Frosties - Frosted flakes
Guinness - Murthys
Kfc - Sfc
Topman - Primark
VW polo - Seat Arosa
Snickers bar - Nutty bars
Crimson order - Crimson cresents
Macdonalds - Burger king
Marks and Spencers - Tesco
Xbox 360 - Ps3
Jack daniels - Jim bean
Kellogs Frosties - Frosted flakes
Guinness - Murthys
Kfc - Sfc
Topman - Primark
VW polo - Seat Arosa
Snickers bar - Nutty bars
Crimson order - Crimson cresents
- HolyKnight
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Yeah I know what the ladies are doing.....Kraex'Ju randomly gets blasted in the head by Abdul, perhaps too focused on the conversation than the fight.
Kraex'Ju gets to his feet dazed.
Kraex'Ju says: Ugh...
Kraex'Ju blinks a bit then finally shakes his head hard.
Abdul Malik says: Well, I guess I should ask you to talk to strangers more often
Kraex'Ju says: Hur hur!
Kraex'Ju says: Look Kraex brain can focus on un ding at time!
Abdul Malik chuckles
Kraex'Ju still blinks a lot trying to find his focus.
Kraex'Ju says: Dat wub guud blow!
Kraex'Ju says: Felt dat in toes!
Kraex'Ju lets out an airy fart, yes it does last a few seconds.
Kraex'Ju says: Uuuuussh....
Kraex'Ju fans that one toward Freddy over there.
Abdul Malik is amazed by the smell of Kraex's fart and falls down unconcious
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But to an orc there are few greater honors than that.
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Rakaya sagt: Nerwin?
Nerwin Weidenwind sagt: Was?
Rakaya sagt: verkaufst du noch den Stoff?
Nerwin Weidenwind schaut die Orkin misstrauisch an.
Nerwin Weidenwind sagt: Äh äh, Stoff? Ne du Ich hab keinen Stoff.
Nerwin Weidenwind schnieft.
Nerwin Weidenwind fährt sich über die Nase.
Nerwin Weidenwind sagt: Also ne du Stoff hab ich nicht.
Rakaya sagt: auf deinen Aushang steht das du grauen Stoff verkaufst
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And also:Dirk Vagrund says: I wonder if someone will ever figure out these great mysteries of colour and solidness and invisibility
Flynn Cosgrove says: Probably a mage.
Flynn Cosgrove says: Well.. actually, I'm not sure.
Flynn Cosgrove says: Surely you would have to become a god to know how the gods worked.
Dirk Vagrund says: Or perhaps a god could become one of us.
Flynn Cosgrove says: Perhaps.
Flynn Cosgrove says: But.. the Eleven were all mortals too once.
Flynn Cosgrove says: Maybe they are the "someones" who figured this great mystery.
Dirk Vagrund plinks on the lute and half sings "If a god was one of usssss"
Dirk Vagrund says: hmm, this song totally will not be a hit
Flynn Cosgrove snorts prentiously, "Just a sod? Like one of *us*?"
Flynn Cosgrove says: Indeed, drop that one.
Dirk Vagrund plays a lilting melody on a lute.
Flynn Cosgrove says: Nice luting, sir.
Flynn Cosgrove says: Nice luting indeed.
Jonathan Cyrus says: The transparent gold of Cadomyr: Glass!
Dirk Vagrund says: Well...if it was bad luting, I'd be worried about my career
Pheritaleth says: If you need ordinary bling-bling, go to Jacobus, the lapidary.
Dirk Vagrund says: Unless its baroque, baroque is just parlour played badly.
Dirk Vagrund plays some nice tunes on the lute.
Flynn Cosgrove blinks a few times, "I have no idea about that".
Frobenius slams a hammer on a glowing piece of metal.
Dirk Vagrund says: Mister Blackshirt
Someone pauses and looks back "Aye?"
Dirk Vagrund says: Baroque or Parlour?
Someone says: I don't think I understand what you wish
Dirk Vagrund says: You've all lived here in the desert amongst orcs too long I think!
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Flynn Cosgrove nods, "Sounds like Thomas".
Flynn Cosgrove says: Always womanising.
Someone says: And here I thought he only cheated the pretty ones.
Someone shrugs her shoulders
Flynn Cosgrove says: Stop fishing for compliments.
Flynn Cosgrove winks.
Someone says: Ah if I were fishing I'd have my rod out.
Someone winks back
Flynn Cosgrove stares at her aghast for a few seconds.
Flynn Cosgrove says: Aye, let's.. hope not.
- Djironnyma
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Heute mitten im Seminar
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Elynah laust sehr interessiert
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- Katharina Brightrim
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Thank you Kraex for laughing tears!
A bit later:
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Kraex'Ju ruft: FIRE!
Kraex'Ju ruft: HELP!
Katharina Ross sagt: kraex..it's rain...
Kraex'Ju ruft: Help meh I am dying!
Kraex'Ju ruft: please, Ordur ub Crimsun Knights help meh help meh!
Kraex'Ju sighs.
Katharina Ross sagt: kraex?
Kraex'Ju sagt: YUB>
Katharina Ross sagt: It's rain...
Kraex'Ju sagt: Yea...
Katharina Ross sagt: Ever saw a fire while the rain?
Kraex'Ju sagt: Uh... no...
Katharina Ross giggles
Kraex'Ju ruft: help it raining and it putt'n out meh firah!
A bit later:
Katharina Ross sagt: Ah... I know how to stop the giggling
Katharina Ross sagt: When you have five aples and eat two.. how many do you have then?
Kraex'Ju groans under the stress of math.
Kraex'Ju sagt: 30?
Katharina Ross sagt: ah.. whut?
Katharina Ross sagt: 30 are more then five
Kraex'Ju clearly is inept at higher math.
Katharina Ross sagt: and you don`t get more when you eat some
Kraex'Ju sagt: Uh....
Kraex'Ju holds up his freehand and tries to count off.
Katharina Ross sagt: just try it again
Kraex'Ju sagt: A pear?
:'D
- PurpleMonkeys
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After Abdul had knocked me back in the mud while I was semi-afk...
....
Abdul Malik: Ye gods Vinthus! What happened to you?
Vinthus Armillion: I WONDER.
Abdul Malik: As do I.
Vinthus Armillion: It ~clearly~ wasn't you.
Abdul Malik: Well I'm glad we both understand that. So what was it then?
Vinthus Armillion: Some handsome bearded nomad wearing heavy armor, who was a master of combat. But hey, that wasn't you.
Abdul Malik: While I am a handsome bearded nomad in heavy armor, you didn't state a gender, so it was clearly my sister.
Vinthus Armillion: I said bearded! Is your sister a dwarf?
Abdul Malik: Nay, but she is a bearded lady.
Vinthus Armillion: I bet she's more of a man than you.
Abdul Malik: By far, and even more so than you.
Abdul Malik: More hair on her legs and chin than you.
Vinthus Armillion: I don't grow facial hair. That's not fair.
Abdul Malik: She does. It's fair.
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- HolyKnight
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The entire RP was just awesome. We tried to look for people to join in the fun but we couldn't find anyone until of course after Kraex was no longer a halfling xDKatharina Ross wrote:Thank you Kraex for laughing tears!![]()
Kraex'Ju ruft: FIRE!
Kraex'Ju ruft: HELP!
Katharina Ross sagt: kraex..it's rain...
Kraex'Ju ruft: Help meh I am dying!
Kraex'Ju ruft: please, Ordur ub Crimsun Knights help meh help meh!
Kraex'Ju sighs.
Katharina Ross sagt: kraex?
Kraex'Ju sagt: YUB>
Katharina Ross sagt: It's rain...
Kraex'Ju sagt: Yea...
Katharina Ross sagt: Ever saw a fire while the rain?
Kraex'Ju sagt: Uh... no...
Katharina Ross giggles
Kraex'Ju ruft: help it raining and it putt'n out meh firah!
A bit later:
Katharina Ross sagt: Ah... I know how to stop the giggling
Katharina Ross sagt: When you have five aples and eat two.. how many do you have then?
Kraex'Ju groans under the stress of math.
Kraex'Ju sagt: 30?
Katharina Ross sagt: ah.. whut?
Katharina Ross sagt: 30 are more then five
Kraex'Ju clearly is inept at higher math.
Katharina Ross sagt: and you don`t get more when you eat some
Kraex'Ju sagt: Uh....
Kraex'Ju holds up his freehand and tries to count off.
Katharina Ross sagt: just try it again
Kraex'Ju sagt: A pear?
:'D
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Mara is minding her own business, passing the Respawn cross when...
Julia da Silva says: the cross is talking...and granting wishes...
Galmair Respawn says: Julia. Mara. I know your names. You have been good women. Have you not?
Julia da Silva shakes her head a few times and shrugs con fused
Mara Belmore says: That's a bit odd for it is it not? Good towards most yes.
Galmair Respawn appears to speak in a familiar rasp voice of a certain mercenary
Mara Belmore twists her lips
Galmair Respawn says: Do not be afraid then. Speak your wishes.
Julia da Silva glances at Mara
Mara Belmore shrugs her shoulders
Mara Belmore says: Can't hurt nothing. Hm. I wish for a comfortable life of relative luxery and security.
Galmair Respawn says: That is a very good wish. But I cannot fulfill it. It is not specific enough. Wish for something else.
Mara Belmore says: Hm. Not specific enough?... Well if I can't have a life of luxery devoid of need... I want a strawberry cake to replace the one Eve ate.
Mara Belmore chuckles.
Julia da Silva wrinkles her nose
Galmair Respawn says: I cannot do that either. But will you settle for a Steak Dish? My culinary powers are of meat and sausage variety only.
Mara Belmore says: Quite an odd cross aren't you. Alright a steak dish will do. Makes me wonder why you ask me my wishes in the first place. Why not just say "Mara you are a good person.. have a steak dish"
Galmair Respawn says: Just take the steak dish, woman!
Julia da Silva says: mhh...fairly limited wish fulfillment here...
Julia da Silva grins
Mara Belmore says: Yes. But you know what they say about gift horses...
Mara Belmore says: Just take their steak dishes.
Galmair Respawn says: Julia, it is your turn to make a wish. Wish for anything you like. You were a better person than Mara this year.
Mara Belmore says: Most years I would wager.
Mara Belmore chuckles
Julia da Silva says: mhh...i am nor sure if i was a better person...*shrugs*..maybe
Julia da Silva says: but...I wish me a happy hour every day....
Julia da Silva says: not more...not less
Galmair Respawn says: A very good wish! Why don't you take this jar of rum! That will grant you a happy hour today!
Julia da Silva laughs and takes the jar
Julia da Silva says: but a horrible start tomorrow..i fear
Galmair Respawn says: What a good woman!
A little while later... still at the Respawn cross...
Mara Belmore eyes the cross wearily for a moment
Bronn Ironheim says: Beware of this thing.
Mara Belmore says: Mh. One minute it gives you steaks and rum and the next it devours you. I know the sort.
Bronn Ironheim says: Typical man.
Julia da Silva laughs
Mara Belmore says: Not unlike many men I know come to think of... yes Bronn.
Julia da Silva says: the cross is talking...and granting wishes...
Galmair Respawn says: Julia. Mara. I know your names. You have been good women. Have you not?
Julia da Silva shakes her head a few times and shrugs con fused
Mara Belmore says: That's a bit odd for it is it not? Good towards most yes.
Galmair Respawn appears to speak in a familiar rasp voice of a certain mercenary
Mara Belmore twists her lips
Galmair Respawn says: Do not be afraid then. Speak your wishes.
Julia da Silva glances at Mara
Mara Belmore shrugs her shoulders
Mara Belmore says: Can't hurt nothing. Hm. I wish for a comfortable life of relative luxery and security.
Galmair Respawn says: That is a very good wish. But I cannot fulfill it. It is not specific enough. Wish for something else.
Mara Belmore says: Hm. Not specific enough?... Well if I can't have a life of luxery devoid of need... I want a strawberry cake to replace the one Eve ate.
Mara Belmore chuckles.
Julia da Silva wrinkles her nose
Galmair Respawn says: I cannot do that either. But will you settle for a Steak Dish? My culinary powers are of meat and sausage variety only.
Mara Belmore says: Quite an odd cross aren't you. Alright a steak dish will do. Makes me wonder why you ask me my wishes in the first place. Why not just say "Mara you are a good person.. have a steak dish"
Galmair Respawn says: Just take the steak dish, woman!
Julia da Silva says: mhh...fairly limited wish fulfillment here...
Julia da Silva grins
Mara Belmore says: Yes. But you know what they say about gift horses...
Mara Belmore says: Just take their steak dishes.
Galmair Respawn says: Julia, it is your turn to make a wish. Wish for anything you like. You were a better person than Mara this year.
Mara Belmore says: Most years I would wager.
Mara Belmore chuckles
Julia da Silva says: mhh...i am nor sure if i was a better person...*shrugs*..maybe
Julia da Silva says: but...I wish me a happy hour every day....
Julia da Silva says: not more...not less
Galmair Respawn says: A very good wish! Why don't you take this jar of rum! That will grant you a happy hour today!
Julia da Silva laughs and takes the jar
Julia da Silva says: but a horrible start tomorrow..i fear
Galmair Respawn says: What a good woman!
A little while later... still at the Respawn cross...
Mara Belmore eyes the cross wearily for a moment
Bronn Ironheim says: Beware of this thing.
Mara Belmore says: Mh. One minute it gives you steaks and rum and the next it devours you. I know the sort.
Bronn Ironheim says: Typical man.
Julia da Silva laughs
Mara Belmore says: Not unlike many men I know come to think of... yes Bronn.
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LOOOOOL
This month's Dragon Call is hilarious!
I would link to it, but I'm on my phone. Either way, the whole "interview" is the quote of the month.
This month's Dragon Call is hilarious!
I would link to it, but I'm on my phone. Either way, the whole "interview" is the quote of the month.
- FeverDream
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Quote of the day fun with NPCs edition.
And even more fun with NPC'sMara Belmore says: Does it have a meaning? Stop me if I'm prying. I'm curious by nature and won't hesitate to ask personal questions if you don't stop me.
Linda Rabon says: Oh, you want to help me? A celebration of noble men is scheduled in the Unicorn Lion and nothing is prepared, my dear! We lack five sets of cutlery, please get them.
Mara Belmore glances at the woman.
Mara Belmore says: I was talking to him actually. Seems I've been put to work. And I just got here.
Linda Rabon says: I don't believe I asked a yes or no question.
Mara Belmore says: I believe your just being rude now.
Linda Rabon says: Wait what?
Mara Belmore says: You heard me.
Vinthus Armillion leans over the bar and passes the bartender a coin, giving Mara a glance. "Do you want something to drink?"
Severus Rabon says: I have no intention of buying your chicken.
Vinthus Armillion says: I.. chicken.. what?
Mara Belmore chuckles
Mara Belmore says: Vinthus. Stop trying to sell imaginary chicken.
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Ok, I dont like to do my own quotes, but I was laughing to myself when I did this.
Fooser says: I have a map to a giant treasure, salathe
Salathe says: What do you ask for it?
Fooser says: offer
S'rrt K'shire starts to fill bottle.
Salathe says: Hrm....
S'rrt K'shire says: Here ya go. Keepss tha' with ye.
Esme Needham looks to the bottle then back to the lizardman once more.
Salathe says: Alright...
Esme Needham says: Your generousity knows no bounds?
Salathe says: One corpse of Paul Laffing. **Places down sheeps corpse**
S'rrt K'shire smiles assuringly "Nah. It doessn't."
Salathe says: One horn from Aokan's demon form body. **Places down a horn
Fooser looks at the moist corpse
Fooser looks at the horn
S'rrt K'shire gives the bottle a little shake as he's offering it
Esme Needham says: #
Salathe says: A single feather from a gryphon. **Places down a quill**
Fooser looks at the ... thing
Salathe says: The exact plank of wood Eliza stood on for 4 years. **Places down a wooden board**
Tyan Masines says: ... what are you doing?
Esme Needham places the glass of water on the barrell for a moment then takes the big bottle and forces it into her napsack.
Salathe says: And....
Esme Needham picks up her glass of water once more and resumes drinking.
Fooser waits
Salathe says: A bottle of Stephen Rothmans blood. **Places down a bottle with red liquid simply labled "Red Potion"**
Fooser says: Salathe ...
S'rrt K'shire gives small bow of his head as she's done with that and turns
Salathe says: Hm?
Fooser says: These ....
Fooser says: are freakin treasures
Tyan Masines says: I am strangely attracted to that blood.
S'rrt K'shire doesn't turn yet
Fooser drops the map and scoops the items
Fooser smiles happily
And then fooser sprints away lol
Fooser says: I have a map to a giant treasure, salathe
Salathe says: What do you ask for it?
Fooser says: offer
S'rrt K'shire starts to fill bottle.
Salathe says: Hrm....
S'rrt K'shire says: Here ya go. Keepss tha' with ye.
Esme Needham looks to the bottle then back to the lizardman once more.
Salathe says: Alright...
Esme Needham says: Your generousity knows no bounds?
Salathe says: One corpse of Paul Laffing. **Places down sheeps corpse**
S'rrt K'shire smiles assuringly "Nah. It doessn't."
Salathe says: One horn from Aokan's demon form body. **Places down a horn
Fooser looks at the moist corpse
Fooser looks at the horn
S'rrt K'shire gives the bottle a little shake as he's offering it
Esme Needham says: #
Salathe says: A single feather from a gryphon. **Places down a quill**
Fooser looks at the ... thing
Salathe says: The exact plank of wood Eliza stood on for 4 years. **Places down a wooden board**
Tyan Masines says: ... what are you doing?
Esme Needham places the glass of water on the barrell for a moment then takes the big bottle and forces it into her napsack.
Salathe says: And....
Esme Needham picks up her glass of water once more and resumes drinking.
Fooser waits
Salathe says: A bottle of Stephen Rothmans blood. **Places down a bottle with red liquid simply labled "Red Potion"**
Fooser says: Salathe ...
S'rrt K'shire gives small bow of his head as she's done with that and turns
Salathe says: Hm?
Fooser says: These ....
Fooser says: are freakin treasures
Tyan Masines says: I am strangely attracted to that blood.
S'rrt K'shire doesn't turn yet
Fooser drops the map and scoops the items
Fooser smiles happily
And then fooser sprints away lol
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I enjoyed that. I took an attitude like that with my main to VBU, and took a bunch of useless memorabilia.
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I had never posted a quote of something I was involved with, but this was just too funny:
Idrandal Tlassil says: Bronn!! Stop screwing everything that moves!! I can hear you indicencies from here!!
Bronn Ironheim looks up
Bronn Ironheim says: Id, don't make me climb tha wall, by gods ah will do it!
Idrandal Tlassil says: Meeeh, there goes the potion, that is for hearing you smooching whatever you are smooching!!
Idrandal Tlassil says: *before Idra's last word you heard an explosion from the alchemy house*
Bronn Ironheim says: If ye could see what ah be smoochin, ye'd be smoochin it too!
Idrandal Tlassil says: You want me to smooch it with you??
Idrandal Tlassil says: You know I could!!!
Bronn Ironheim says: Let's go give Idrandal a spanking.
Bronn Ironheim says: He needs one.
Idrandal Tlassil says: Aggghhh
Idrandal Tlassil says: Elf working here
Idrandal Tlassil says: Highly dangerous sustances
Julia da Silva says: Lets go
Idrandal Tlassil says: You are smooching the captain???
Bronn Ironheim says: Aright. I hold, you spank. He'd enjoy that far more
Idrandal Tlassil says: Now I'm envoios!!
Julia da Silva laughs
Idrandal Tlassil says: Indeed!!
Julia da Silva says: Hey Asskeeper
Idrandal Tlassil says: EEEEEEKKKK
Julia da Silva waves smiling
Bronn Ironheim attempts to subdue Idrandal with his butt towards Julia
Idrandal Tlassil says: *jumps over the counter, hiding behind Julia*
Bronn Ironheim pulls out a rope and starts swinging a lassoo
Bronn Ironheim says: I got practice wid this.
Julia da Silva says: ohh...ähm....
Idrandal Tlassil says: *hides pretty well behind Julia's ass*
Julia da Silva smirks
Bronn Ironheim jumps up on the table and throws the rope in direction of Idrandal's torso
Idrandal Tlassil says: I know you have practise, and I know well is not because you used it on other people!!
Idrandal Tlassil says: AArrrrggghhh
Frederik Silvereye blows his nose.
Idrandal Tlassil says: *seems caughts in the lazoo*
Julia da Silva turns around looking between them
Bronn Ironheim jumps down and attempts to hold on to the elf
Idrandal Tlassil says: *shakes a bit around but clearly Bronn is far bigger than Idra*
Bronn Ironheim says: All yours, Captain. Spank away.
Bronn Ironheim looks to Julia
Idrandal Tlassil says: Actually, I'm starting to sorta like the idea...
Idrandal Tlassil says: Yes luitenant, I had been a bad elf!
Julia da Silva raises her and with a grin
Julia da Silva says: ...should i?
Bronn Ironheim says: Yes, I will count.
Idrandal Tlassil says: I deserve punishment!
Julia da Silva laughs
Julia da Silva spanks his but with her palm
Idrandal Tlassil says: *grins a bit, clearly amused*
Julia da Silva says: that way?
Idrandal Tlassil says: Ouch!
Bronn Ironheim says: One!
Idrandal Tlassil says: Harder!
Idrandal Tlassil says: I mean, owww, so much pain, so baaaddd
Julia da Silva puts the other hand on your stomach and flexes laughing
Julia da Silva says: oh..no...
Bronn Ironheim says: If I were you, I'd pull his pants down, but I'm not touchin a man's pants
Julia da Silva says: ahh..ähm...
Idrandal Tlassil says: Ehm, I would avoid that, if she carries on with the spanking is likely the smaller Idra will pop out to say hi
Bronn Ironheim laughs and lets Idrandal go
Julia da Silva is still laughing
Bronn Ironheim undoes the rope loop
- HolyKnight
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The Fooser moves into territory owned by a cut throat criminal. Yet, complains about lack of fairness or diplomacy?Fooser wrote:The Don and his servants clearly have no ability to be diplomatic.
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Tyan Masines says: On Gobaith, people cast flames one me for 'fun'. I could start slashing at you 'for fun', although that would not be so nice.
Pheritaleth says: Sounds like an island of savages.
Tyan Masines says: I guess it was at times!
Pheritaleth says: My ancestors used magic gems long before your island of savages ever existed.
Tyan Masines says: Yes, your ancestors are old and wise.
Tyan Masines smirks a bit.
Pheritaleth says: Indeed.
Tyan Masines says: You're the best.
Pheritaleth says: Thanks.
Tyan Masines says: How you combine my gems.
Pheritaleth smiles earnestly, apparently not appreciating the irony.
Tyan Masines shakes his head. "A real professional."
Pheritaleth says: Well, it has been said!
Pheritaleth says: I hear that my songs amuse the townsfolk too!
Tyan Masines had no irony in his voice. Well, maybe a hint.
Katharina Ross says: Your songs?
Tyan Masines says: Oh yes, you seem to be quoting the common tune of a female singer from the southern lands.
Pheritaleth says: I should just leave some time.
Deanna Aryon'athar li Tamillin sighs
Tyan Masines says: No, but you might protest against the removal of roofs.
Tyan Masines says: I mean.. it 'is' raining all the time.
Tyan Masines says: Must be horrible.
Pheritaleth says: You should just buy an umbrella.
Pheritaleth says: Ella.
Pheritaleth says: Ella.
Pheritaleth says: Eh.
Pheritaleth says: Eh.
Tyan Masines laughs.
Katharina Ross giggles
Tyan Masines says: See. You 'are' the best.
Pheritaleth says: Ah, Tyan, I don't care if you aren't being truthful.
Pheritaleth says: I love the way you lie.
Pheritaleth says: Like nobody's business.
Pheritaleth says: You could say you're the one
Pheritaleth says: You make me feel like I'm the only girl in the world.
Pheritaleth says: .. Rude boy.
Tyan Masines says: I guess I don't know my own strength.
Tyan Masines shrugs.
Pheritaleth says: I'll drink to that.
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Re: Quote of the day is back
There is only one real response to this...
Your mind is... in disturbia.
Your mind is... in disturbia.
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S'rrt K'shire says: I thought I'd uze the opportunity to pay a vizit. Where're all the people?
Tyan Masines takes a sip.
Mara Belmore says: Sleeping most likely. Galmairians tend to stay up late and sleep in later.
Tyan Masines says: I guess you'd have to ask the people that.
Tyan Masines says: Lazy folk.
Tyan Masines smirks.
S'rrt K'shire says: Phah, ssuch, ssuch laziess.
S'rrt K'shire chuckles
Mara Belmore winks slightly and places the beer mug to her lips sipping lightly.
Mara Belmore says: Ah well, you didn't ask what we stay up late /Doing/.
Cormac says: Burp!
Tyan Masines says: You stay up late to burp.
Tyan Masines says: Nice.
S'rrt K'shire says: Very nice.
Re: Quote of the day is back
Feels wrong to use a quote from my own character but the opportunity was too good to waste.
Queen's GM lost connection during her audience and she became a normal NPC for a bit.
Queen's GM lost connection during her audience and she became a normal NPC for a bit.
Rosaline Edwards says: Tell Hassan to come and feed me some grapes!
S'rrt K'shire shouts: Hassan!
S'rrt K'shire shouts: Grapess!
Tyan Masines says: He has to come, too.
Salathe Kankas nods to S'rrt as he attends to the Queen.
Re: Quote of the day is back
A certain request the witch had of the Don.. conflicting information so wanted it clarified.
Dear,
Good question but it is your task. Someone who prays to Nargun should be able to deal with this little chaos.
- Don
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Some snippets from the conversation between Hannah, Era, Bronn, Ally, and Tyan(near the end). Sorry this is a long post. I found all of this way funnier than I should have. And this isn't even all of it.
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Hannah Shepard says: I wonder.. who will get possessed.. next..
Hannah Shepard's eyes wander over the people.
Alessaina de' Guordin says: I volunteer Bronn.
Bronn Ironheim says: Though, ya know, that dog was perhaps a bit... InFURnal? Harr harr
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal raises a brow.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal chuckles.
Alessaina de' Guordin laughs, amused.
Bronn Ironheim says: I volunteer Ally, for her long and loose tongue, to be possessed by a swanky fiendish prostitute for twenty four hours.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal laughs.
Hannah Shepard nods, "Well, I'm sure that's something that could happen".
Hannah Shepard says: On a totally unrelated note, it sure would be great to get some orc blood.
Hannah Shepard says: I swallowed a bag of nails once.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal blinks.
Bronn Ironheim says: That must have been an interesting night in the woods.
Hannah Shepard says: A bag of nails and some exploding powder.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal says: New interrogation technique?
Hannah Shepard says: They didn't end up burning me at the stake after all though!
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal says: Forcing them to swallow nails?
Bronn Ironheim says: Gotta note that
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal glances back to Hannah, curiously.
Bronn Ironheim says: So yes, Hannah, definitely mortal.
Alessaina de' Guordin says: You dare volunteer me to be possessed by a swanky fiendish prostitute!
Hannah Shepard says: I'm certainly not a blood mage, that's for sure!
Someone says: wot where ye talken about 1000years ago?
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal grins up at him, batting her lashes.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal says: Me?
Hannah Shepard says: Nothing, nothing..
Bronn Ironheim says: Not the same!
Hannah Shepard mumbles.
Alessaina de' Guordin says: It is the same!
Bronn Ironheim says: In your case, it's an upgrade!
Someone peers at her with intensity,
Alessaina de' Guordin says: AN UPGRADE????
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal laughs.
Bronn Ironheim cowers, mocking.
Someone puffs on his pipe with a thoughtfull look on his face
Alessaina de' Guordin narrows her eyes.
Bronn Ironheim covers his head for a potential punch
Alessaina de' Guordin says: No paddling for you then.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal smirks.
Alessaina de' Guordin says: Unless Era wants to try her hand at it.
Bronn Ironheim says: You are too cold, Ally.
Alessaina de' Guordin grins wickedly.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal laughs.
Someone says: they in my depot but yes ok.
Someone says: how many ye want..
Bronn Ironheim says: Idrandal needs to work on your demeanor.
Alessaina de' Guordin says: Mm.. He's trying.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal says: Been a good three years since I've attempted Ally.
Bronn Ironheim says: Not doing a good job.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal says: Probably out of practice.
Bronn Ironheim says: Aright so a pint of blood, and 24 hours with Ally's body controlled by a fieldish harlot?
Bronn Ironheim says: fiendish*
Hannah Shepard says: Who knows?
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal chuckles, shaking her head.
Alessaina de' Guordin says: Hm....
Hannah Shepard says: It's hard with sentient beings anyhow.
Hannah Shepard says: Unless it's a high level pact, the controller will fight with the being itself.
Hannah Shepard says: A dog just doesn't really have the intelligence to fight the pact maker.
Hannah Shepard says: .. Is what a blood mage might say.
Someone stretches a bit. "Why the talk of blood magic?"
Hannah Shepard shrugs, "Maybe a dog exploded."
Someone says: That, acually, wouldn't be more weird than half of the other stuff that happens around here.
Bronn Ironheim says: Quality fur. A bit messy but good
Alessaina de' Guordin says: There's some bones over there if you need some.
And last but not least..Alessaina de' Guordin says: Nothing? No time and space? The void between parallel universes?
Hannah Shepard says: You will /never/ react with anyone again.
Alessaina de' Guordin says: (( sorry. doctor who ref. couldn't resist.))
Hannah Shepard says: It's just you alone with your thoughts forever.
Alessaina de' Guordin says: That sounds horrible.
Hannah Shepard says: There's space. Just no matter.
Hannah Shepard says: ((poor daleks))
Hannah Shepard says: Except you.
Alessaina de' Guordin says: ((and daleks.))
Alessaina de' Guordin says: What a shame. All of time, and one is alone.
Hannah Shepard says: ((And their weird prison ships!))
Hannah Shepard says: ((that contains my favourite thing ever too))
Hannah Shepard says: ((HOW MANY ARE YOU?))
Hannah Shepard says: ((Four!))
Hannah Shepard says: ((YOU WILL BEAT ALL OUR CYBERMEN WITH FOUR DALEKS?))
Hannah Shepard says: ((We will beat all of your cybermen with /one/ dalek!))
Hannah Shepard says: But, if anyone ever wants to learn blood magic..
Hannah Shepard says: I might be able to tell them about some hypothetical situations.
Alessaina de' Guordin says: So if I wanted to learn, you could hypothetically teach me?
Hannah Shepard says: I could teach you some information that is hypothetically true.
Hannah Shepard says: And some techniques that could hypothetically be applied.
Alessaina de' Guordin says: But how do you know they are true?
Alessaina de' Guordin crosses her arms.
Hannah Shepard says: I don't deal with truths. Only hypotheticals.
Hannah Shepard says: Unless it involves cooking.
Alessaina de' Guordin says: So, hypothetically teach me.
Hannah Shepard chuckles lightly, "You don't just hypothetically teach blood magic on the spot".
Alessaina de' Guordin chuckles
Hannah Shepard says: A starting blood mage needs blood bottles.
Alessaina de' Guordin says: Blood bottles. Mkay.
Someone raises his eyebrow.
Alessaina de' Guordin laughs, shaking her head.
Hannah Shepard says: If you can bring me something like that.. perhaps we're talking.
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Ally! How could you leave out Jack??
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal eyes the dog nervously.
Bronn Ironheim says: Doin alright? Water?
Bronn Ironheim says: Oh that's Jack.
Bronn Ironheim says: He's friendly.
Alessaina de' Guordin says: I'm good right now.
Bronn Ironheim says: Hey Jack! Sit! Sit..
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal gives a small nod.
Bronn Ironheim says: Jack, lay down
Bronn Ironheim pets Jack
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal says: I'll still keep Liam away... wouldn't want him pulling the pup's tail.
Docile Stray Dog barks firmly at Bronn, ignoring him.
Bronn Ironheim returns to the lesson, showing Ally the move with the parry again
Bronn Ironheim says: Not in the mood today eh Jack?
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal chuckles.
Docile Stray Dog says: Never am, Bronn. Never am.
Alessaina de' Guordin says: That dog just talked...
Bronn Ironheim says: That... is not Jack.
Docile Stray Dog says: My pact is ending! Please.. Mistress.. renew the pact!
Hannah Shepard says: Who are you talking to, Jack?
You hear: You, my Mistress!
Hannah Shepard says: I have no idea what you're talking about, Jack.
Hannah Shepard says: I'm just a cook.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal raises a brow.
Docile Stray Dog says: NO!
Someone explodes into a big mess on the floor.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal blushes, clearing her throat gently as she looks back to the dog.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal says: Jack?
Alessaina de' Guordin says: Jack?
Hannah Shepard whistles a melody.
Hannah Shepard peers over to the dog, "What a shame".
Bronn Ironheim says: Woah.
Bronn Ironheim says: That was not Jack.
Bronn Ironheim says: Dibs on the fur.
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And here's this one about bones. Good ole Jack.
Alessaina de' Guordin says: It is my innate feminine nature that attracts people.. and dogs.. to protect me.
Alessaina de' Guordin bats here eyelashes, a mock innocent look on her face.
Bronn Ironheim says: And modesty.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal smirks.
Docile Stray Dog says: And bones.
Docile Stray Dog says: Thick. Elven. Bones.
Bronn Ironheim says: She does have nice ones.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal laughs.
Bronn Ironheim says: I admire yer taste, Jack
Alessaina de' Guordin says: You are not getting a taste of these bones..
Bronn Ironheim looks over Alessaina a bit longer than it is polite
Bronn Ironheim says: Ye talkin to the dog or me?
Docile Stray Dog says: I'd bury you now if it were allowed in my pact.
Alessaina de' Guordin says: Both of you.
Alessaina de' Guordin says: No bones allowed.
Bronn Ironheim says: A shame, Ally.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal chuckles.
Alessaina de' Guordin grins wickedly.
Bronn Ironheim says: Tha dog really deserves it
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Once again, always an interesting night in Galmair.
Bronn Ironheim dons the hat, adjusting it stylishly, like Idrandal does it, and tips to both. He looks absolutely freakin rediculous. I mean, unless you're some sort of pervert, it looks completely outrageous on him. It's -bad-.
Alessaina de' Guordin grins seeing the hat.
Alessaina de' Guordin says: Hm...
Bronn Ironheim says: Bronn don't go back on a deal. No matter how bad.
Bronn Ironheim says: Ladies, I give you prestige, class, an' refinement.
Mara Belmore grins as well, and plays up the sexy hat reputation.
Bronn Ironheim says: Tha pink, it be gettin ta me.
Mara Belmore says: Oooh.. Sexy..
Alessaina de' Guordin says: Mhm....
Bronn Ironheim says: Oh damn. I sense a ballad comin'...
Alessaina de' Guordin says: Oh Gods.
Mara Belmore runs her hand over the brim of the hat in a slow meaningful way
Alessaina de' Guordin wiggles her eyebrows suggestively at the pair.
Bronn Ironheim shouts: If ya wanna see some panties, drop tha act and start to think. Dere's no need for words and prancing, simply don the hat of pink.
Bronn Ironheim shouts: And if that humiliation, starts to get the best of you, just think back to al the wonders... you have seen in black and blue!
Mara Belmore blinks and stops her hat petting looking at Bronn under the brim
Mara Belmore says: Well aren't we so clever
Bronn Ironheim grins smugly.
Cormac says: I've been all over the place and more, but damn... there's no place like good ol' Galmair!
Bronn Ironheim says: I feel more elven already.
Bronn Ironheim says: Dun suppose ya got a pink cloak!
Alessaina de' Guordin says: Uh, no. I do not. Pink is not my color.
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Ufedhin Copperhand says: aye its hard te get good help.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal winces lightly as she looks back to Bronn.
Bronn Ironheim says: Well how'm I supposed ta keep people from running into blades?
Bronn Ironheim says: Fall back when ya hurt, dat's about tha only rule there is ta follow
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal says: Remind me to take a helm next time?
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal smirks.
Bronn Ironheim says: Aye. Take a helm.
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal says: I did fall!
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal says: Just onto a rock...
Eraisuithiel Celebrindal says: Head first.