ROFLMAO.Grokk wrote:http://illarion.org/community/us_charpr ... d=6ffaec4bHow he was born:
Xarek, unlike most people, never had a mother. He is the son of Dorgon Bandargo, a rich albarian noble who had rather peacefull beliefs. Because Dorgon always wanted a son, but could not find a woman to fit his tastes, he decided to hire mages from Lor-Angur in exchange of an artifact to copy his arcane structure, and modify it so that his son would not turn out to have the same age as him. The boy emerged out of the ritual as a 10 year old.
Hahahaha. What next? A sword for an arm?
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Thought it was the hand?Grokk wrote:http://illarion.org/community/us_charpr ... d=6ffaec4bHow he was born:
Xarek, unlike most people, never had a mother. He is the son of Dorgon Bandargo, a rich albarian noble who had rather peacefull beliefs. Because Dorgon always wanted a son, but could not find a woman to fit his tastes, he decided to hire mages from Lor-Angur in exchange of an artifact to copy his arcane structure, and modify it so that his son would not turn out to have the same age as him. The boy emerged out of the ritual as a 10 year old.
Hahahaha. What next? A sword for an arm?
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Grokk wrote:http://illarion.org/community/us_charpr ... d=6ffaec4bHow he was born:
Xarek, unlike most people, never had a mother. He is the son of Dorgon Bandargo, a rich albarian noble who had rather peacefull beliefs. Because Dorgon always wanted a son, but could not find a woman to fit his tastes, he decided to hire mages from Lor-Angur in exchange of an artifact to copy his arcane structure, and modify it so that his son would not turn out to have the same age as him. The boy emerged out of the ritual as a 10 year old.
Hahahaha. What next? A sword for an arm?
Already been done. Miden.
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Matron wrote:...her hair is silky, her skin soft, her breasts are perky, her legs long and strong ... ...*ink spot* ... and she is pretty qualified for leadership I guess.
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Kevin Lightdot wrote:Grokk wrote:http://illarion.org/community/us_charpr ... d=6ffaec4bHow he was born:
Xarek, unlike most people, never had a mother. He is the son of Dorgon Bandargo, a rich albarian noble who had rather peacefull beliefs. Because Dorgon always wanted a son, but could not find a woman to fit his tastes, he decided to hire mages from Lor-Angur in exchange of an artifact to copy his arcane structure, and modify it so that his son would not turn out to have the same age as him. The boy emerged out of the ritual as a 10 year old.
Hahahaha. What next? A sword for an arm?
Already been done. Miden.
Miden Heddon appeared for a split second, displaying an unnatural wide grin towards the orc, before fading away just as he appeared
Karn'ak: Beh undead I dink.
Pellandria: Well thats bob
Pellandria: big zombie..bladearms
Karn'ak: Yubba.
Pellandria: came to finish me off bob
Drathe Blue contines to change armour. 'Aye he does have a shine on you.'
Miden Heddon: Has anyone seen my vaigra?
Antiochus Helias chuckles.
Antiochus Helias: Your... vaigra?
Antiochus Helias tilts his head.
Drathe Blue grins at the man, looking a little stiff in the armour as he sits back down
Rothen Medun: Miden...
Antiochus Helias: Oh.
Antiochus Helias: The prankster.
Antiochus Helias chuckles.
Antiochus Helias: You can speak through me if you're here, Miden.
Antiochus Helias: Other people seem to get pissed off.
Miden Heddon: But seriously now, I mistplaced my vaigra.. you know, the demon energy drink
Antiochus Helias: Oh.
Antiochus Helias: Haven't seen it.
Mandrel Renoe: Maybe Fleta stole it.
Miden Heddon: penis
Zyarn Docem: penis
Zyarn Docem: I agree
Drathe Blue: yes!
Drathe Blue: Between you anti and the big red guy over there.... I think I'd chose you. *grins*
Rothen Medun: I'd choose me.
Miden Heddon: I'd choose the sexy woman version of Nitram
Zyarn Docem: Yeah, I'd choose Rukka too, Miden.
Miden Heddon: Hey Zit
Miden Heddon: Zot*
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Fourth wall ftw.
My favourite thing was how all of the Nocturne argued about which of the Eight was the biggest threat, all favouring their own character.
Flux: setqual 999
Karitch Von Tarkin: I FEEL THE POWER
Macek: We still sleep.
Karitch Von Tarkin: I go into a low power state.
Shandariel el Lysanthrai: Hmm...interesting
Karitch Von Tarkin: Is that not what you mortals do?
Macek takes a deep breath.
Macek: This is it.
Karitch Von Tarkin: I will slay all with this sword of deadly deaths and certain distictive smells.
Karitch Von Tarkin raises the blade then, sniffing it.
Karitch Von Tarkin: Infact.. I think this belongs to you...Mandrel.
(13608109)'Mandrel Renoe' grabs it.
Karitch Von Tarkin holds the blade out suddenly.
(13608109)'Mandrel Renoe': .. Aye, so it does.
Karitch Von Tarkin: Aahahahahahaa!!
(13608109)'Mandrel Renoe' raises a slight smirk.
Macek laughs loudly.
Makris grins lightly.
Karitch Von Tarkin: Isn't that FUNNY?
My favourite thing was how all of the Nocturne argued about which of the Eight was the biggest threat, all favouring their own character.
Flux: setqual 999
Karitch Von Tarkin: I FEEL THE POWER
Macek: We still sleep.
Karitch Von Tarkin: I go into a low power state.
Shandariel el Lysanthrai: Hmm...interesting
Karitch Von Tarkin: Is that not what you mortals do?
Macek takes a deep breath.
Macek: This is it.
Karitch Von Tarkin: I will slay all with this sword of deadly deaths and certain distictive smells.
Karitch Von Tarkin raises the blade then, sniffing it.
Karitch Von Tarkin: Infact.. I think this belongs to you...Mandrel.
(13608109)'Mandrel Renoe' grabs it.
Karitch Von Tarkin holds the blade out suddenly.
(13608109)'Mandrel Renoe': .. Aye, so it does.
Karitch Von Tarkin: Aahahahahahaa!!
(13608109)'Mandrel Renoe' raises a slight smirk.
Macek laughs loudly.
Makris grins lightly.
Karitch Von Tarkin: Isn't that FUNNY?
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Good times.
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Zot wrote: Flux is a troll.
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I don't get it.
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Yep, trolls rarely do.Flux wrote:I don't get it.
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Mel: well i have this large stick i can auction off
Mel waves a club around
S'rrt: I'll sshow ya a large sstick.
Mel: that..is disturbing coming from a lziard
S'rrt: I apologize.
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S'rrt.. just.. no..
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Flux: wana cybor?
Dowen Prome: you are truely a breadbin.
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Athian wrote:You see a parchment upon the shop wall in Gobiath; it is written in heavily flourished lettering
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(166553879)'Hew' pulls his swords
(206083864)'Celdea' raises her wand
Eliza eats a fish
I LOL'd hard. Proves that NPC's are people too!
(206083864)'Celdea' raises her wand
Eliza eats a fish
I LOL'd hard. Proves that NPC's are people too!
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Thrym
I could say more, but I want to avoid having a massive throne of text on which to sit. So without further ado...
Short answer = common sense and RP experience. Nothing else to it. If the other PO isn't learning, leave it.
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Shadowclan wrote:~ Maybe she misunderstood Slug when he said "meh want tah pokehur" as he threw his coins on the table while pointing at her...
- Thanks for the quick fix....
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Qeewee wrote:Shadowclan wrote:~ Maybe she misunderstood Slug when he said "meh want tah pokehur" as he threw his coins on the table while pointing at her...
- Thanks for the quick fix....
At least she didn't laugh in his face.
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and I'mma just leaving this right hereH.Banestone wrote: and mounted its wielder
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'Whisper': verry long day it has been
Asliendor: ((Yoda, whisper is))
'Whisper': think me funny do you mmmm?
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You took away the fun part that came afterwards! *is too lazy to post it*Sirith-Rym wrote:'Whisper': verry long day it has been
Asliendor: ((Yoda, whisper is))
'Whisper': think me funny do you mmmm?
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Don Llama sagt
Do you like my shape?
Felbion Lijawin sagt
ehhhh
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(526771495)'Sasha': Mhm, if sexy people say that, how come you do and not us?
(526771495)'Sasha': And if you answer that... *says in a partly threatening way*
Zehshirr: Well! Becaussse im sssexy, and you are not.
(526771495)'Sasha': ..
(526771495)'Sasha': That's it..
Seemed obvious to me!
(526771495)'Sasha': And if you answer that... *says in a partly threatening way*
Zehshirr: Well! Becaussse im sssexy, and you are not.
(526771495)'Sasha': ..
(526771495)'Sasha': That's it..
Seemed obvious to me!
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Woman: I don't understand you when you speak old or new Celdea..
Celdea: Maybe you should learn the new language better then.
Celdea: Maybe you should learn the new language better then.
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I corrected it for you;)Qeewee wrote:Sasha Arannir: I don't understand you when you speak old or new Celdea..
Celdea: Maybe you should learn the new language better then.
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Qeewee got pwnt.
The 4 unwritten long forgotten rules of QOTD:
1. Only quote Illa related stuff.
2. Don't self quote.
3. Only quote if it's genuinely funny.
4. Don't quote things spitefully.
The 4 unwritten long forgotten rules of QOTD:
1. Only quote Illa related stuff.
2. Don't self quote.
3. Only quote if it's genuinely funny.
4. Don't quote things spitefully.
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Flux wrote:Qeewee got pwnt.
The 4 unwritten long forgotten rules of QOTD:
1. Only quote Illa related stuff.
2. Don't self quote.
3. Only quote if it's genuinely funny.
4. Don't quote things spitefully.
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Oh, I guess it doesn't matter if someone makes themselves look stupid provided there's no documentation on how not to do so.
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Take a look at this thread, then at this, then back to the thread, back to this.
Flux wrote:3. Only quote if it's genuinely funny.
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':Quintella You can't fool me, Djironnyma, I'm NOT making you that potion for your manparts!