As walking around today and off to go kill zombies with some friends I ran into a lizard. I don't see too many of them and so I went to ask his name. He did stop and he told me. Told right back as if any other conversation. His name was Mutan Roshi the Nothing. His full name. He said he wasn't REALLY a lizard. He wouldn't tell me anything other than that. He told me to ask someone about this. He had something "VERY important" to do. So I find myself terribly curious about this...Who is he? He called me a mortal. Like as if a god. Does anyone know who he is? And this has happened very recently.
Muten Rossshi is just a bit... ssstrange. I think no one underssstand Rossshi but himself.
And sssince he is one of the mossst powerful warriorssss in the land, if not the mossst powerful, you may wissssh to conssider him ecentric inssstead of ssstrange to not insssult him.
Currrently it would appear that Roshi, is denying his identity. I would advise that none anger him, for even though I have never known him to kill cold bloodedly, in these unsure times, it is best to be safe.
By the way, if ever ye get on the Muten's bad side, the offering of gold nuggets usually gets him docile again. That, or you can question him about his fantastic collection of bananas.
My dream, since I've met the guy, was to be as strong as he is someday. The 'eccentric' personality that he has is more comical (with the use of irony) rather than scary, after all.
And Paul, just give him the lamps. He says he needs them for spiritual conditioning, so why not?
Writes down on a little piece of paper and sticks it on the board:
Wherever you go in life, remember - knowledge always chooses those who are ready to accept it. Learning without thinking is labor loss. Thinking without learning is perilous.
