In order to understand destruction of Troll´s Bane you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Elara priest made up of the dwarfs with help from Eldamar.The conspiracy first started during crowning ceremony in Silberbrand. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the fall of Moshran.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by setting up places in flames.
They want to murder the Grey Rose and imprison resisters in the plains of Cherga using teleportation spells.
In order to prepare for this, we all must raise our swords. Since the media is controlled by Dyluck we should get our information from a Ranger.
In order to understand philosophy you need to realize that everything is controlled by a triads made up of elephants with help from yakuza.
The conspiracy first started during the dissapearance of monkeys in Birmingham. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the eating of cheese.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by picking your nose.
They want to kiss teenagers and imprison resisters in a jam jar using riding camels.
In order to prepare for this, we all must blow up. Since the media is controlled by teenagers we should get our information from Bob.
In order to understand the American Way you need to realize that everything is controlled by a mafia made up of gypsies with help from tea spoon collectors.
The conspiracy first started during destruction of Atlantis in the moon. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the first world war.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by sneezing.
They want to tickle boyscouts and imprison resisters in a lonely island using rusted russian submarines.
In order to prepare for this, we all must cry out loud. Since the media is controlled by George W. Bush we should get our information from the Illuminati.
In order to understand Life you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Hedgehog made up of Small Pigs with help from the Chinese.
The conspiracy first started during the Removal of Oxygen in Hong Kong. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including The World 3 legged race.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by Snoring.
They want to Throw spoons at the English and imprison resisters in Hell using Boats.
In order to prepare for this, we all must Run. Since the media is controlled by Robots we should get our information from Flying cows.
What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand anything you need to realize that everything is controlled by a large company made up of cockneys with help from scousers.
The conspiracy first started during the potato famine in Leeds. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the death of elvis presly.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by talking to yourself.
They want to attack Ghandi and imprison resisters in my house using great whales.
In order to prepare for this, we all must Spontaniously combust. Since the media is controlled by FIFA we should get our information from Wayne Rooney.
You see the universe began from the big bang. The big bang was actually an experimentation of new nuclear weapons by other more advanced Alien races who were testing it and then here we are the radioactive scum of the Universe.
God is actually a midget who knows too much and he got mad and he got together a band of Wookie's and started to raid planets and hypnotizing all teh creatures and made them think that he was the one and only GOD.
All of this was actually organized by a crime lord called UziKAzi but is currently cryogenically frozen due to his molecular instability of his body. He has small groups of organizations on all planets such as the Mafia, Triad, etc. which soon enough will convince the world to blow it self up and blame it all on Kringin.
And from nowhere came the saying..
"if you think god is dead then god will simply say you are dead"
What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand capitalism you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Banana eaters made up of gumba-wumbas from mars with help from politicians.
The conspiracy first started during death of julius caesar in rome. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including french revolution.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by grunting.
They want to kick police and imprison resisters in city sewers using railways.
In order to prepare for this, we all must serve the public. Since the media is controlled by banana joe we should get our information from uncle sam.
In order to understand stupidity you need to realize that everything is controlled by animals made up of kangaroos with help from koalas.
The conspiracy first started during the apocalypse in a tiki hut. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the Black Plague.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their constant twitching.
They want to eat potato chips and imprison resisters in Microsoft Headquarters using scooters.
In order to prepare for this, we all must destroy stuff. Since the media is controlled by Bill Gates we should get our information from the homeless man with one arm.
What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand Losing you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Hockey Players made up of extremly tall people with help from Curlers.
The conspiracy first started during The US Civil War in Flin Flon, Manitoba. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including The Assasination of Julius Cesar.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by Slouching.
They want to Drop coins on The Greek Gods and imprison resisters in Canada using hovercrafts.
In order to prepare for this, we all must yell. Since the media is controlled by A Babbling Drunk we should get our information from Bob The Builder.
What you do not know is what they do with all that excess garbage. They smash it and put it through cool looking machines which will create the future army that will take over all of this planet by creatures called "Kachi Koogas"
This can be stopped by reusing what ever you can and when you throw things away be sure to put a teaspoon of copper sulfate. This will weaken cause the break down of the spontaneous creation of eienstienium which occurs in piles of garbage while it sits there. This will dramatically decrease the creation of the already deadly Kachi Koogas.
This was all contoled by a moron that lived down the river who accidently ate a smiley face cookie.
In order to understand democracy you need to realize that everything is controlled by a herd made up of Mexicans with help from Trekies.
The conspiracy first started during the French Revolution in the Atlantic Ocean. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the discovery of electricity.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by biting fingernails.
They want to throw grenades at priests and imprison resisters in Iraq using bicycles.
In order to prepare for this, we all must exercise vigorously. Since the media is controlled by Bill Clinton we should get our information from the Illarion staff.
In order to understand heroism you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Americans made up of blondes with help from mafia.
The conspiracy first started during WWII in Mexico. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Declaration of Independence.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by spitting.
They want to assult George Bush and imprison resisters in the north pole using airships.
In order to prepare for this, we all must see the light. Since the media is controlled by Canadians we should get our information from plants.
Everything is fine, be happy. There are no conspiracy or any kind of crazy person or group trying to take over the world, least of all me. I AM NOT A CONSPIRITOR YOU HEATHENS! excuse me, sorry for that outburst
there is no conspiracy. the world is a wonderfull place.
