Fluffy has escaped...

Xerake · Post by **Xerake** » Sun Mar 16, 2003 7:52 am

Upon my explorations, I have encountered a killer sheep named 'Fluffy.' I looked through older archives listed in the library, and I was surprised to find that this killer sheep was encountered before...but he was contained.

Has he escaped? What goes on here? I noticed that it's impossible to kill him, and he's rather strong...

Korwin · Post by **Korwin** » Sun Mar 16, 2003 7:58 am

Why would you want to even think about killing a sleep named fluffy? That's just atrocious! In any case, don't bother fluffy and it shouldn't bother you. If that fails, run.

Xerake · Post by **Xerake** » Sun Mar 16, 2003 8:59 am

That thing is a MONSTER though...honestly...

"Oh dearest me, I believe that cuddly looking creature with bloodstains around his mouth dropped a valuable green elixer...perhaps I can trouble the suspiciously large creature for it?"

Xerake takes a few, careful steps toward Fluffy. Unfortunately, Fluffy doesn't realize that the friendly lizard is merely walking rather than trying to decapitate it. Therefore, Fluffy begins to furiously chase Xerake, bloody jaws open and evil red eyes glazed.

Leave it alone and it with leave you alone? Heh, IT is more offensive than defensive if you ask me...

Sun Long · Post by **Sun Long** » Sun Mar 16, 2003 11:13 am

Sun reads the words and she looks very astonished. What did Xerake say?
Fluffy is a killer sheep?? A monster??
She writes some words beneath Xerakes letter.

Dear Xerake,
I can't believe this!
I never have problems with this lovely little pet. Fluffy is so nice and his wool is so soft, I like to snuggle up with him.
Perhaps you did something wrong to him? He doesn't like to be sheared.
But he likes ham. Just try to give him some. I'm sure he would like this.

Sun Long
Noble Knight and Treasurer of the Grey Rose

Setherioth · Post by **Setherioth** » Mon Mar 17, 2003 2:49 am

Fluffy!? A killer!? I have to agree with Sun. I used to chase Fluffy around town petting him and he would walk around rubbing up agiast people ba-a-a-ing happily. Fluffy cannot be a monster! You must be mistaking him.

Gro'bul · Post by **Gro'bul** » Mon Mar 17, 2003 4:30 am

fluffy a killer?! yes. i gave it some ham and walked next to it and it killed me! FOR NO REASON, I WANT TO SHEER THIS THING BALD.RANDELF IS A WITNESS!

avrillon storms off in a fit of rage

Burin · Post by **Burin** » Mon Mar 17, 2003 5:35 am

Heh, this was not like a real sheep you find wandering around. It would attack others. It was a very strong sheep. I wonder where it came from, heh, heh, heh...

Korg Blacktooth · Post by **Korg Blacktooth** » Mon Mar 17, 2003 6:45 am

i have not see fluffy where is he?
I want to see him to judge for myself..

Cain Freemont · Post by **Cain Freemont** » Mon Mar 17, 2003 7:18 am

How silly to speak of Fluffy rudely as though he were a mere animal... clearly he is a gift sent to us by the gods to add color to our lives. Fluffy holds his own personality, his own wants and such. Treat him as you would treat a human, as he will treat you as though he were a human...hurt him and he'll hurt you.

Sun Long · Post by **Sun Long** » Mon Mar 17, 2003 7:52 am

Right you are, Cain.
If you treat Fluffy kindly, he will be kind to you. I never saw him hurting somebody whos friendly to him.
Only once I saw him angry about somebody but that was his own fault. He tried to shear Fluffy.

Sun Long
Noble Knight and Treasurer of the Grey Rose

Cain Freemont · Post by **Cain Freemont** » Mon Mar 17, 2003 7:57 am

It is always the ones who try to shear Fluffy... I almost feel sorry for those scissor-toting maniacs... almost. I feel more sorry for Fluffy though... I am sure there are times when he just wants to be left alone, but whenever he's around there are flocks of people shouting out "Fluffy! Hey, Fluffy's here!" I know that if someone started shouting to the world that I was in town, and the people started coming at ME with scissors... I would quickly retaliate...

The man with ten thousand words, never spoken,
Cain Freemont

Galadria · Post by **Galadria** » Mon Mar 17, 2003 8:25 pm

Fluffy is a really nice sheep. He just dont like dwarfs.. i told him thousand times not to bite dwarfes but it didnt heart.

So to all Dwarfes, you should better stay away from fluffy.. it could be in a bad mood. But most time its a really kind sheep and i really like to pet it.

paul laffing · Post by **paul laffing** » Mon Mar 17, 2003 10:07 pm

Are you sure Fluffy is really a sheep? He might be a chupacabra. Everything is possible.

John Laffing · Post by **John Laffing** » Tue Mar 18, 2003 3:07 am

Or Fluffy might be one of those evil gold looting leprechauns dressed as a sheep.....hehe, today is St.Patrick's, you know......

paul laffing · Post by **paul laffing** » Tue Mar 18, 2003 3:08 am

What is St. Patrick's Day? Or a leprechaun?

Korwin · Post by **Korwin** » Tue Mar 18, 2003 3:13 am

On that note, what's a chupacabra? I really wouldn't advise ansyone to get close to fluffy. If fluffy wants you to be near it, it will come to you.

John Laffing · Post by **John Laffing** » Tue Mar 18, 2003 3:17 am

John reads his post again, and thinks twice.

Why did I put that post up anyway? It makes no sense!

He then rips off his post, and throws it in the trash.

paul laffing · Post by **paul laffing** » Tue Mar 18, 2003 3:18 am

A chupacabra is a an animal that eats goats that dates back into lore for thousands of years, so all watch your goats!

Burin · Post by **Burin** » Tue Mar 18, 2003 9:17 pm

Beware of fluffy...