A dwarf too far...

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Leva Beliu
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A dwarf too far...

Post by Leva Beliu »

*A slight but energetic silhouette walks cautiously along the way to Goldburg. The full moon casts harsh shadows on the snowy ground. Arrived in front of the gate, she unrolls a parchment and pins it on the main door. She looks right and left suspicious of any lurking danger and then resumes the long walk back to Trolls Bane…
The parchment reads…*

To whom it may concern,
We would like to bring to the attention of the Goldburg authorities that one male of their kind is making a fool of himself in front of several of us, women of Trolls Bane. He would not dare do it in front of men, human or dwarf, of course! Not only does he ogle us with lewd stares, but he even strutted his stuff, litteraly, in front of several of us, flaunting his hairy chest like it was a trophy for us to fight for. Not only did he take his dirty clothes off, but he even made some vulgar remarks about his underpants odor. Disgusting! Then, a bit later, he urinated, yes, like in PISS, all over the tavern, in front of one of us, again! What could motivate such behaviour towards women, without any kind of provocation? Maybe a deep contempt of what women are in his dirty eyes : object of lust and bawdy jokes, easy and silent victims… Well, well... :evil:

We are sure that the Goldburg authorithies, and the vast majority of the dwarf people, do not condone such a behaviour. We are adressing this testimony to you, first, so that you could take the appropriate measures to have that individual straightened up or treated. He might be a rogue, but he is a dwarf… We do not wish to make that situation a public scandal and have the dwarven community become the laughing-stock of our beloved island. Or even resort to some expeditious form of vigilante justice… as our lovely hands can wield other tools than just cooking spoons.
We hope that our request won’t fall in a deaf ear, as it happens too often when women complain about harassment.

With our most respectful greetings

Leva Beliu
For the Free Women Circle

PS : When he showed his hairy chest we could decipher some strange symbols tattooed inside a heart under the word MOMMY, that may help to identify him : 627264020
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Juniper Onyx
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Post by Juniper Onyx »

~A letter arrives from Chester~

Dear Leva,

Had a friend not told me of this behavior, I would not have believed it. I am far from innocent myself, but even my 'charms' pale in comparison to what you describe.

I do not know the Dwarf you speak of and is therefore no member of Goldburg. I shall try to find this Dwarf, and correct him, as a brother would.

I am sorry if my own 'escapades' may have inspired others with a more insidious or creative imagination, but I have already resolved to correct my own behaviors. Appropriate for a simple 'horny' smith, they do not become a 'Chief'.

As you already pointed out, this dwarf's actions are 'too far', and even treasonous for I am certain the authorities of Silverbrand will frown upon his 'defamation' of their Tavern. I am sorry that he is no Dwarf of ours, or I would know who to reprimand.

I will try to correct this dwarf as well as myself in the future.

Sincerely your friend,
~Chester Coppeprot
Chief of Goldburg
Steward of the "Axe of Irmorom"
Interim Manager of the "Goldworks Theater"
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