To all Citizens

[Garb]

Dear sheep of Enab Sllort.
You have been lead into a black bowl by barking bugs! The choice you should eat is clear: There is only one way to the purple cow and it isn't plastered with coins and reeb. If you want to achieve greater illumination vote for Parg and Grap for Governers. We will change this muddy mindhole into a pulsating pole of the purple cow.
Army: Armies are the wages of men. Thus the army will only provide the people with Sibanac and the whatsoever holy spirit mushrooms.
Money: All the money is to be eaten by a purple cow to be sacrificied as cake is to Nargún.
Citizens: Citizens have to look like a purple cow, unless they are willing to pay a wage.
Cows: Cows are honoured daily during a ceremony, which each citizen has to attend.
Enab Sllort: the whole city will be rebuilt in the southern woods! a better place- a better gouvernment - a better meat.
Praise Nargún, forget Baboon, Vote Grap and Parg for Princess.

Grap and Parg.
Vile Measurerers of Misty Cravings

[Kaila Galathil Travinus]

Kaila stops on her way to read the board in passing, setting her quiver down next to her boots, she tilts her head at one particular note then she reads it more slowly. Walking away with a smile starting to form on her face she mumbles "too bad I am not a citizen here"

[Hybryd]

My vote goes to the two Princesses of Nargún!
Hail the purple cows of the cake sacrificing servants of Nargún!
May love and Sibanac grace you all!

~Orus
Practitioner of the Ways of the Purple Cow of Nargún,
Prince of the Sibanac Growers of Gobaith,
Pretty little boy servant of Nargún himself,
Eater of the Divine Mushrooms