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A Circle Of Beings sits around a boiling pot. Each mumbleing to others ther favorite recipes on how to properaly boil a young human child..

One admist the group gets up and walks over to the far end of the cave and stops to bend down and pick someting up.

"Come with me young one, It is time" as he sticks a bloody finger in the infants mouth for him to suck on.

"Mwhahahahah" , he laughs as he carrys the crying infant towards the pot. Placeing the infant upon a crudely made table beside the pot, the figure stares at the child.

"Human babies....so vulnerable...so loud...so soft....so delicious", is head thruout the other membrs of the cave. Placeing his knife in his hands he studies the blades... Far worn out from hacking bone and guts into many a fine meals for the others...

Placeing the tip of the knife blade to the babies forehead, he begins to cut a straight line down to his chin. "Now to pull the skin apart", He says with a crooked smile.

Stretching the babies face onto the table to bleed out, he thn puts the knife to his cest and makes another cut. Afer he is one, his hands go inside and retreive his hard word...

All His hard work.

He pulls out the liver, heart, intestines, kidneys, and stomach.
The Intestines he will boil for 20 minutes until they turn from a pinkess color, to a dark redish color..then will serve them with the liver and kidneys, donethe same way.
The Heart is harderto make into a masterpeice. For it must be cut just right, as to not ruin the other sections of it.. Then it must bleed out for 15 minutes and tenderized with an orc skull.

"Yes..tonite will be good... tis been along time since we had a feast ike this", He mumbles to the babies corpse.

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hahaha.its soon, very soon.

The Cannibal's Circle!

(Edited by Andrew Horton at 12:47 pm on Jan. 4, 2002)
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Post by Sun Long »

You are so nasty, so disgusting, so.......  i can't find the right words.
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#me thinks what the lady would look like without a head and no breasts..


"my kind of woman"
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Post by Torekin »

Andrew,you are SICK
Stop that madness,you are a halfling,not an orc,and an orc wouldn't do like you!
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#me laughs wildly at the elf..


"you know..i still have your friends ears... i keep one in my pocket at all times"
fumbles around in his pockets..

"he was a good elf...so young and tender..his ears sliced right off.."
pulls the ear out and examines it closely..

"how would you look without any ears?"
smells it for along time, then grins as he puts it back into his pockets
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which elf?I am a dwarf!hohoho
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#me picks at a scab...


" must be another torekin..hmmmm"
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Chumba likes elves....haha
Chumba likes dwarves...haha
Chumba likes them GRILLED
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#me smiles

" ahh yes another cannibal.." he says with a grin..



"send carrier pigeon chumba..you might be useul if proven worthy:"
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haha,Chumba got an elfish finger,a piece of lizzytail and 3 orctoes,sounds like delicious soup!Andrew,your invited!hahaha
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#me smiles and hans chumba a human set of intestines..


"this is for dessert"


and oh yes...contact me..i will deliver a message to my superior..
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I will kill all you and your "friends" at first sight.  And I am not alone.
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hahah..kill kill kill

"is that all you ever think of lord chaos..eh..astral.."

#me laughs and sharpens his blade

What will killing do to us?, excpt give us more bodies to devour when we come back from the dead"
theres nothing like eating your own corpse...

"You should try it sometime" he says as he laughs wickedly
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Post by Astral »

You will be killed and your spirit destroyed.  How do you expect to kill people if you dont have the means of doing so?
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#me laughs and begins to explain:

"My spirit will lve on by those whoare not here curretly"
he says as he begins to lit a fre
"it will grow uptil it is powerful enough, then rejoin you"
carefully puts more logs in the fire
"And when i return i will hunt you down"
puts a large pot in the fire
"I Want your tongue astral..your ears..your heart"
thrws a young halflings head into the pot to boil
"I will taste your blood on the cave walls


and it will be delicious
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Post by Astral »

Ohhhh, i am shuddering now...

I am not afraid of you!  Try to attack me, and you will pay dearly!  You and your friends may be doing more of this "it will grow uptil it is powerful enough, then rejoin you" stuff than you thought!  Good Luck! *sarcastic*
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Post by Chumba »

ahhhhh,too muchhhh!
Chumba got soup and waiting for Andrew!Haha!
Chumba got some more toes and a delicious human tounge!
Chumba hapilly chews some orctoes and trows the tounge into the hot water!
Dinner time!
hahaha!
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you wont kill u off astral..whereever you go youl hear the moans of the dead.."
#me says as he swallows a glass of blood

"those who had hope in you, hope that youd stop us..."
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Post by Thorfin »

Sorry to be picky but a cannibal is one who eats his own kind. so to be a true cannibal you will have to only eat other halflings or hobbits depending on what you call yourself. if you eat other races you nothing more than a normal meat eater which is not that bad. which just make's you sick in the mind, after all eatin Elfs and Dwarfs elfs are all stringy and once you get passed the hair a grissle on a dwarf there's not much meet any way. have a nice pig  its better for your skin tone.
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Post by Andrew Horton »

you idiot..

havent you heard of the recipe that calls for halfling heads smotherd in orc's blood and elf ears?

#me laughs at this dwarve
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Post by Astral »

You will be stopped, despite what you think.  And Congratulations, youve gained a spot on the Most Wanted List of the Rangers and the School of Combat, and likely all guilds that are good.
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#Moderation Mode

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