Looking for a Priest

Cliu Beothach · Post by **Cliu Beothach** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 4:55 pm

I'm in need of a priests, for I have an urgent request. Me and my Sal Betsy are to be getting married soon. Look at how beautiful she is!

Please, post below or send a dove, and all are invited to the wedding. If any man even looks at my Betsy, I cannot say the horrors of what will happen.

~Brer Beothach~

AlexRose · Post by **AlexRose** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 5:00 pm

Considering the most reknowned priest is probably Nerian, I doubt you will go without a man looking at "your sal". In the meanwhile, I doubt ANY priest would marry you to a pig. Seriously, Beothach; you need to sort your life out, because currently, you are a disgrace and a waste of air and food (or hair in your case).

~William Elderberry~

Cliu Beothach · Post by **Cliu Beothach** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 5:01 pm

She is perfect! She is my dream! She eats the retlak jelly and rolls in the mud!

No woman can compare!

I beg a priest to aid me

~Brer Beothach~

AlexRose · Post by **AlexRose** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 5:02 pm

You are a very disgusting man.

~William Elderberry~

Cliu Beothach · Post by **Cliu Beothach** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 5:02 pm

You are just quite jealous!

~Brer Beothach~

AlexRose · Post by **AlexRose** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 5:04 pm

On closer inspection, your pig is male.

~William Elderberry~

Cliu Beothach · Post by **Cliu Beothach** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 5:05 pm

Quit your foolish tricks. You cannot tear me and Betsy apart. Our love is like the eternal flame of endless time that burns forever!

~Brer Beothach~

AlexRose · Post by **AlexRose** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 5:10 pm

Until he dies or is slaughtered. His life expectancy is somewhat smaller than yours I'd assume. Then again, if you carry on annoying Silas I'd imagine yours is a lot smaller.

~William Elderberry~

Cliu Beothach · Post by **Cliu Beothach** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 5:12 pm

Leave my wife to be of your dinner plate!

Please, priests, respond. Her life is in danger!

~Brer Beothach~

Fooser · Post by **Fooser** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 5:41 pm

What would Irania think of this?

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Cliu Beothach · Post by **Cliu Beothach** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 5:50 pm

Irania hates me now, and and elf has slain Betsy! Woe is me, but I have found another.

Greta is quite the looker!

~Brer Beothach~

AlexRose · Post by **AlexRose** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 6:15 pm

Is Greta a female this time?

~William Elderberry~

Cliu Beothach · Post by **Cliu Beothach** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 6:17 pm

They are all females in the eyes of a male.

~Brer Beothach~

Korm Kormsen · Post by **Korm Kormsen** » Sun Feb 04, 2007 8:01 pm

well, baldy,

i understand your urge.
but, don't you think you could get over the cold season with a couple of additional furs?

and, in any case you should reconsider.
have you ever looked at a nice fluffy sheep?

-think of a barbarian-

Llama · Post by **Llama** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 11:12 am

I don't know about your customs on this island, but where I come from it is considered strange for a human to marry a pig.

Moreover, upon inspection, it is infact a male pig.

Moreover, I suppose a priest of Oldra should be most comfortable, if you still wish for the marriage.

=Name Unknown=

jregan91 · Post by **jregan91** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 9:40 pm

I think you have stayed in the sun too long weird bald man

~~unsigned~~

Cliu Beothach · Post by **Cliu Beothach** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 10:28 pm

Or...not enough.

~Brer Beothach~

Skaalib Drurr · Post by **Skaalib Drurr** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 10:30 pm

Or just the right amount.....
Anon

Cliu Beothach · Post by **Cliu Beothach** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 10:32 pm

Praise anon for his inifinite wisdom of !

~Brer Beothach~

AlexRose · Post by **AlexRose** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 10:34 pm

BEO thaTCh stOopID oOMie yoo dIe SOoN

~Unsigned~

Skaalib Drurr · Post by **Skaalib Drurr** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 10:36 pm

You can take a soul from a man, but you can never remove the spirit of hairlessness!
Anon

Cliu Beothach · Post by **Cliu Beothach** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 10:38 pm

Anon anon! I beg you to meet me one day!

We must discuss many things, such as imposters of imposters.

~Brer Beothach~

AlexRose · Post by **AlexRose** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 10:39 pm

AnON stOopID oOMie or possibly elfie, I'm not currently sure; I'll have to look into that; yoo dIe SOoN

~Unsigned~

Skaalib Drurr · Post by **Skaalib Drurr** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 10:43 pm

Indeed Brer we must meet; and you raise an interesting point.
Am I truly anon, or do I fail to become anon by signing my notes anon, hence marking me out as the one named anon? Or indeed am I the same person as the previous two anons, or am I merely a different anon failing to be anon?
Anon (at least I think so)

Skaalib Drurr · Post by **Skaalib Drurr** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 11:01 pm

No longer shall I stand in the shadows!
I come now to preach baldness to the masses, to bring joy and levity to all who would have it! Brer, I would happily marry you to your Betsy (I must comment she is a fine figure of a lady!), and please meet with me and we can discuss the intricacies of the human bowels!
Prophet Jeseppe of Kettering
(formerly anon)

Cliu Beothach · Post by **Cliu Beothach** » Mon Feb 05, 2007 11:06 pm

I've always held interest in the bowels and how the taste with a bit of parsnip!

Yes, I shall love you meet you, but betsy has been slain. This is fine, I am on the prowl for a new love. We can still meet though!

When is best for you?

~Brer Beothach~

jregan91 · Post by **jregan91** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 6:26 pm

A young man walks up to the boards, sighs and mutters.
"Lunatics"
He then walks off, shaking his head.
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