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Rankor roars in anger as the pie misses him, he pulls out another one from an unknown place, sticking a homing longsword inside it, he then launches it at Zeph once more, the tip of the sword sticking out of the pie ( X>D )
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Avalyon enter and pwns all. :D
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Zeph realizes he dropped his Sibinac stuffed pipe as he stepped toward Miru and bends down to get it as Rankor's second pie is thrown. He looks pack to see the pie splatter near the fire place and in the goo a sword. He scratches his head and decides to move near the bar with Datagon in the path of him and the open door.
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seeing something sticking out of a new pie aimed and thrown at Zeph ..all Miru has time to do is try to pull Zeph behind him as he is close enough to do it if only zeph is surprized by the pull
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Post by Miru »

Zeph moved but the thing missed him ....Dantagon "some one is throwing weapons from by the doorway"
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As the choas intensifies, Eli Travinus comes from the cellar where he fell asleep thinking of a certain elfess. As he walks through the door of the tavern he see Dantagon covered in apple pie, and he immediately remembers his stash of apple pies in his depot so he quickly hops the bar and stands behind it and is quite vulnerable to an attack from below.
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Post by Avalyon el'Hattarr »

Avalyon shrugs as no one got pwned, summons a pie holding mummie and puts it to throw it at the people.
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Ella pops her head up from behind the table with pie in hand and waves to Eli as he enters the room. She then throws the pie towards Miru.
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#o (( where is a gm to PWN Avalyon for rule whatever the language one )) (grins)
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Eli drops to the ground behind the bar seeing the Mummie Avalyon summoned but sticks his hand up from behind the bar to wave in the general direction of ella.
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Rankor sits down and time stops, he makes a thousand pies and piles them up together, and one by one like a human machine gun, he beings shooting them all at Zeph

(( X>D ))
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Miru starts to warn all of the enemies within and as he finishs gets nailed with a pie
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Miru falls grabing a tray of pies that spill all over the mummy giving it the first food in 1524 years it stops
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Notices that Miru saves the day from the fearsome Pie throwing mummy and stands just high enough to see over the bar and look at the carnage and wonders who is going to clean this up and then looks to Borgate, shrugs and laughs.
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Zeph looks down covered in goo from Rankor's pies and immediately reaches for his handy pipe. He takes a quick hit from it then makes a quick wave to everyone. He says in a slow ,dazed, and monotone voice "Peace folks" and walks out the west door of the tavern toward the hospital with pleased nod indicating he has had a good time . He is determined that this time he will succeed in selling off some of his sibinac to the Halfling at the hospital with the shoe fetish.

(( :P peace all had fun see you all in game soon.))
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Post by Miru »

Miru laying flat on the messy floor looks up sees Kaila and the elfess who pied him (smies a sheepish smile) good eve Mladies .. then notices lots...but not 1000's of pies still flying from the doorway ...quick ladies behind the bar we make our stand there
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Sees miru jump over the bar and asks if he can help?
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Post by Kaila Galathil Travinus »

Seeing Eli from under the table, Kaila gets the remainder of her pie ready to throw, then sees the weapon in one thrown pie. She grabs her quiver taking an arrow out and holds her bow looking all around the table at the same time trying to get Eli's attention to let him know she is there, but not seeing any more weapon, she puts her bow down and balances her pie, looks closely at Miru with a grin and puts finger to mouth hoping he will remain quiet.
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Miru sees the knight.... hai..yes protect the ladies there was weapons in some pies..... the guy buy the door who is throwing lots of pies... (calls to the elfs) .."quick ladies here
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Eli tries to flank the enemy at the south door and dives over the bar and lands near the tables and turns to see Kaila with a pie aimed at him. Closes his eyes and waits.
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Ella hearing Miru's call dashes out from under the table and over the bar.
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Laughing uncontrollably Kaila throws Eli a kiss, then throws the pie right at him
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Miru looks and see every thing and everyone covered in apple pie goop...... turns and grabs a bunch of the fluffy pigs best bubbly hands some to ell shakes the ones he has then throw them to break on the floor by the door , the mummy and (smiling) by Avalyon
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Seems to try and talk after being hit with the pie but all that comes out is mfffmumfes so eli stops, "wipes a bit pie off of his mouth so he can talk" Here I am trying to save you from Avalyon the mummie and the man that has weapons in his pies and you do this then he crawls under the table and tries to kiss her with all of the pie on his face.
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is no where in sight but the halfling from the hospital runs through the tavern in the west door and out the south door, he is naked... aside from a pair of shoes he wears. It would seem Zeph finally persuaded him into buying some of his massive stash and now the Halfling is in a very very good mood.
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After seeing the naked hafling run through the room Ella decides things are getting a little to crazy and then runs out the door.
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Miru sees the halfling and wonders if this is a dream and closes his eyes and waits
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((Miru usually dreams about naked halflings? :D ))
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((lol that just made my night))
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Post by Miru »

((that was one of the best shots of this year i guess i earned it for starting this anyway have had a great timebut not going to talk as much....(waits for the cheers to die down)...hope you all had fun while we wait))
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