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Sarah Phoenix
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Farmer Bonus.

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A notice is posted on the board with a wooden type of look to it, it was paper, but it still looked like wood, with the ring's encircling around it, the text was carved into it but small enough to read.

"Hello! my name is Tiana, I'm posting this message to inform all the farmer's that now is the best time to do you'r farming, for the reason's of luck and karma, all farmer's whom farm these coming three day's shall find more fortune in their crop's that normal, that is if you successfuly create you'r crop, but if you walk away from you'r crop, Bad luck fall's upon you, as well as you'r crop's having large weed's inside of them, ruining you'r plentiful farming, So enjoy these moment's of farming, as they are luck, or bad luck for most of you."

Regard's,
~ Tiara
___________

An attachment following this peice of wood continue's the letter.

"Whoop's, sorry, this is only going on for the people of Troll's Bane."

My bad,
~ Tiara
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Post by Korm Kormsen »

a piece of hide is pinned beneath, coverd with crude runes.


farming ain't based on luck!
farming is hard work and worship of Tanora!

the one who wrote that is no farmer!
for farming you need no karma.. what ever that shall be.
a shovel, a rake, a scithe and a flail that's what we need.
never heard of a tool named karma...

Tjalf kormson, farmer
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A large stone is pinned with an iron stake through it, the word's in big letter's.

"I didn't mean I'll improve you'r farming, I mean that I'll give you item's and peices of copper for farming you silly, and plus, I water the ground to make it more fertile than normal, Come try it."

~ Tiana
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Post by Garett Gwenour »

I fear you have named the incorrect god my ever so smug sounding friend. Tanora and Zelphia are one in the same, and she is the goddess of the water. Who you ment to name is Ushara or Oldra, it is acceptable however, I doubt many expect a simple farmer like you who does not even know what Karma is to know your gods properly.

Garett Gwenour

P.S. I suppose I shall have my own serving of Karma now won't I.
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Post by Korm Kormsen »

a really shabby piece of hide is pinned below with a wooden nail.


Mr. Garret Gwenour,

might it be, that you are an elf? it looks somewhat elfish, with that neat writing.
you elves might think to know everything, but apparently you don't know about our gods.
you go on worshipping your Ushara and your Oldra. we worship just the true gods!
and there are but three! Tanora, Irmoron and Malachin!
and you may use your modern tools, like this karma, if they serve you.
we don't need them.

Tjalf Kormson, Jarl of the Norodaj

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Mr. Tiana,

ah, now, that you mention coppers, we speak the same language!
why didn't you outright write, that you want to buy the harvest?
so you want to help watering, to pay less?
but if you go on, calling me silly, i woun't sell to you.

Tjalf Kormson
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A large bloodstained peice of flat stone is posted with a large silver rod through it, posted right beside Korm's message.

"Dear Mr. Korm,

I'll have you know that I take all form's of hostility toward's you calling me 'Mister' and thinking I am a man, but indeed fact that I am a woman, your hostility toward's me also trigger's the fact that you, of all people deny fairy's? we worship the trait of farming yet you deny that fact by thinking I would buy from you?

Oh no no no, I do not want to buy, I want to GIVE for the crop's as a sign of karma, now let me explain the type of Karma,
Karma is indeed a do good, get good situation, now since us fairy's worship the fact that farming helps the enviroment, we tend to leave coin's and other sort's of item's out of generosity for the hard-working farmer's, now if you indeed think that this is above all, "Stupid" then your crop's will no-doubt will have thristle's burried into your crop's ruining them of future growth, Good day to you."

~ Tiana the Fairy
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Post by Korm Kormsen »

a fairy?

a little woman with wings like a butterfly?

oh, yeah, i once met one of your kind. in the south, in trolls bane, where the weather is warmer.
well:

be greeted, tiana the fairy!

why didn't you mention before, to be out of a tales folk?

if i have insulted you unknowingly, i bid your pardon.

and do you really promise mi thistles? thank you! i use them to give the moonshine a special flavour.

Jarl Tjalf kormson of the dragonklan
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A tiny note is attached to his:

"Then I invite you to farm over at Troll's bane, don't be late!"

~Tiana the Fairy
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Post by swish1 »

Fairy or not I do not believe in Karma. It is nothing to do with that. It has to with your skill of farming and care you put to planting. You have the right to feel any way you want..but I was just expaining my point of view.

Hope this informs you,

~unsigned~
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Post by Jeremy Gems Willowbrook »

It seems it has been too long since I walked within the walls of Trollsbane. There now seems more intelligence in them than within them.
The good Tiana is offering gifts to farmers who plant crops near Trollsbane, thereby helping nature within the area. To improve the crop Tiana helps to look after the crop and the soil it grows in. Is that so hard to understand?
May your Karma be ever strong good Tiana. I fear helping some of Trollsbane's farm users will test it to its limits.

May the Five Bless you Tiana

Jeremy Willowbrook
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