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Dusty's Women

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((This is a long-running Joke in-game about Dusty that his closest friends know about. I thought I'd share it for fun.))

~A torn page is found in the Trolls Bane Library one day~

Dear Diary,

Today, I met with Janice. I love her, but she can be real fiery. More than once I have argued with her about things, but as soon as she gets started, I feel like I'm getting burned. She has a hot temper, but I guess that's why I love her. She's the fire in my life.

I can't forget Betsy though. She's as steady and calm as a rock and I can rely on her to lean on. I feel bad about 'brow' beating her all the time about her laziness, but she's there when I need her and that's what matters.

Helga doesn't have the Temper of Janice, or the calm of Betsy, but she has a way of cutting through the pig-poop. If I'm seeing the other ladies, she always has a "look" which suggests that I am not spending enough time with her. It's pretty abrasive actually. However, she's a real gem once you get to know her.

But above all, the one who really provides passion is Bertha. She makes me melt like no other. She's not as skinny as the others, but she has an inner fire which can be very endearing.

Which to choose? I love them all, but in different ways. Is it wrong to love them all?

~Dusty~

((BTW, the first person to guess who the 'women' are gets 5 silvers! Post your answers here. :P))
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Why does that guy pet his oven. Too much responsibility must waste someones mind. I wonder if he is that good to all of his tools.

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Avalyon walks up to Dusty one day, and says,

"how are your women?"

"What?" Dusty replies.

"You know, Janice the oven, Bertha the Glass-oven, Betsy the anvil and Helga the Gem-cutter?" Avalyon replies.

Dusty blushes

"How did you know that?"

Avalyon proudly waves a page from Dusty's diary and gives it to him.

Avalyon says, "you lost something"

"Umm....thanks....It's not mine, really." dusty says as he blushes.

"Umm....I'm late for......uhhh......a thing....." Dusty says as he dashes off, carelessly dropping a small bag of five silvers as he leaves in haste.

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Avalyon takes the bag from the ground and puts it in his poket grinning and wondering if Dusty left it intentionaly as a "bribe".
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