Ssafar's University

swish1 · Post by **swish1** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 10:19 pm

I am planning on having an university.

Available
Planned

Courses:
Fighting
Mining
Tailoring
Lumberjacking
Carpenting
Smithing
Cooking and Baking

Fighting:
Price:250 copper/or you can barter
Description:
5 Healing Potionss
10 duels with me

Firsst five duelss:
You attack me and learn the art of slashing
Next 3 duels:
I attack you while you learn the art of dodging and parrying
Last two duels:
Are real duelsss but never to death but only until ssomeone yields
After that I do not leave you!
After a month I shall meet you again and take you to the mummiess with my guidance. Atleast, two tripss.

Note I am not very strong. This course is rather for people who are new to the island not experienced fighterss.

Mining:
Price 30 copper
Description:
I get you a pick-axe and explain the proceduress of mining.

Again all pricess can be payed in barter and I may change my mind depending on situationss

This unversity is not active but I published this information to know if anyone iss interested to learn anything. Pleasse post here if you are.

-Ssafar Zakarrr

AlexRose · Post by **AlexRose** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 10:21 pm

The university of carpentry?

This I've gotta see.

I'm sure lots of people would like you as a teacher Ssafar.

~William Elderberry~

William laughs as he walks away

Jason Tanner · Post by **Jason Tanner** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 10:30 pm

Jason walks up to the post, sees it out of the corner of his eye and reads it, as he begins to write a reply he can't help but laugh.

Ssafar, You have brought joy to my day with your...how shall I say this...stupidity. I believe there to be much better teachers than you on this island. Please, do Gobiath a favor and don't go on with this silly sherade.

~Jason Tanner

AlexRose · Post by **AlexRose** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 10:36 pm

Jason, obviously you need Ssafar to teach you basic spelling and grammar. It's spelt "charade".

~W.E.~

William grins as he walks off.

swish1 · Post by **swish1** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 10:37 pm

Jason Tanner wrote: Jason walks up to the post, sees it out of the corner of his eye and reads it, as he begins to write a reply he can't help but laugh.

Ssafar, You have brought joy to my day with your...how shall I say this...stupidity. I believe there to be much better teachers than you on this island. Please, do Gobiath a favor and don't go on with this silly sherade.

~Jason Tanner

You imbecile apparently you need one teacher to teach you grammer!

~unsigned~

AlexRose · Post by **AlexRose** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 10:45 pm

swish1 wrote:
Jason Tanner wrote: Jason walks up to the post, sees it out of the corner of his eye and reads it, as he begins to write a reply he can't help but laugh.

Ssafar, You have brought joy to my day with your...how shall I say this...stupidity. I believe there to be much better teachers than you on this island. Please, do Gobiath a favor and don't go on with this silly sherade.

~Jason Tanner
You imbecile apparently you need one teacher to teach you grammer!

~unsigned~

Apparently YOU'RE the imbecile. You most definately need a teacher to teach you grammar. Hypocrite. AND YES I KNOW THAT'S A SENTENCE FRAGMENT...

~William Elderberry~

swish1 · Post by **swish1** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 10:48 pm

AlexRose12345678910 wrote:
swish1 wrote:
Jason Tanner wrote: Jason walks up to the post, sees it out of the corner of his eye and reads it, as he begins to write a reply he can't help but laugh.

Ssafar, You have brought joy to my day with your...how shall I say this...stupidity. I believe there to be much better teachers than you on this island. Please, do Gobiath a favor and don't go on with this silly sherade.

~Jason Tanner
You imbecile apparently you need one teacher to teach you grammer!

~unsigned~
Apparently YOU'RE the imbecile. You most definately need a teacher to teach you grammar. Hypocrite. AND YES I KNOW THAT'S A SENTENCE FRAGMENT...

~William Elderberry~

I was talking to Jason not you sir.

~unsigned~

Jason Tanner · Post by **Jason Tanner** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 10:48 pm

Looks back to the note and chuckles again as he reads Williams reply, ignoring Ssafars mostly.

William, please, next time you wish to hide your identity, do not use your initials, just; 1: Don't sign it or 2: Make up a name. Now, since you seem to not aprove of my grammer, and in this case you are wrong again, its spelling, so both you and Ssafar need to go back to school and learn the difference, but I do thank you for correcting me and shall use it to help my spelling further. Oh, and Ssafar, don't copy off of William, he is very wrong and stupid in most cases.

P.S.: I never went to school, and you're saying I spell bad? For one who is so EDUCATED, I would think you wouldn't be so harsh to one such as myself, who is not ALL WISE and ALL KNOWING as yourself. Maybe I should come over to...oh what are you calling that place...Caelum, I assume? I can have a lot of fun disrupting your workers and delaying the finishing touches. I don't mean kill, but hey, the workers might like it since they get paid more.

~Jason Tanner

AlexRose · Post by **AlexRose** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 10:52 pm

Jason Tanner wrote: Looks back to the note and chuckles again as he reads Williams reply, ignoring Ssafars mostly.

William, please, next time you wish to hide your identity, do not use your initials, just; 1: Don't sign it or 2: Make up a name. Now, since you seem to not aprove of my grammer, and in this case you are wrong again, its spelling, so both you and Ssafar need to go back to school and learn the difference, but I do thank you for correcting me and shall use it to help my spelling further. Oh, and Ssafar, don't copy off of William, he is very wrong and stupid in most cases.

P.S.: I never went to school, and you're saying I spell bad? For one who is so EDUCATED, I would think you wouldn't be so harsh to one such as myself, who is not ALL WISE and ALL KNOWING as yourself. Maybe I should come over to...oh what are you calling that place...Caelum, I assume? I can have a lot of fun disrupting your workers and delaying the finishing touches. I don't mean kill, but hey, the workers might like it since they get paid more.

~Jason Tanner

You didn't use leave a space after a full stop. I was joking; I was having a laugh so don't take it so seriously. I left Caelum. I wasn't hiding my identity. How can you assume something like a name of a place? What workers? Please go ahead and delay Lorian Macgintish; I'd personally find it amusing.

Ssfar I don't care that you didn't mean me; you were being a hypocrite!

So in conclusion: Learn to take a joke!

~W.E.~

p.s. The first paragraph was riddled with poor grammar but I'm going to let it slide and you evidently didn't take heed of my correction as you made the same spelling mistake.

Okay that's enough correcting for this year.

Skaalib Drurr · Post by **Skaalib Drurr** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 10:57 pm

And I think the word rip off comes to mind. The Same as the Strongam Trade Company, but you have to pay to receive.... nothing that you couldn't get for half the price. Or less for the fighting.

~Tink

swish1 · Post by **swish1** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 10:59 pm

[quote=William Elderberry]
Ssfar
[/quote]

I am a hypocrite?

*you see a signature in regular letters except one which is bold

-Ssafar

swish1 · Post by **swish1** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 11:00 pm

Skaalib Drurr wrote:And I think the word rip off comes to mind. The Same as the Strongam Trade Company, but you have to pay to receive.... nothing that you couldn't get for half the price. Or less for the fighting.

~Tink

Tink, the potionss itself cost 200 copper! And 50 copper for my profit. Letss see ssomeone who will take your attackss for no price.

-Ssafar

Skaalib Drurr · Post by **Skaalib Drurr** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 11:01 pm

I would. And I know countless others. Oh and you would be too strong to attack anyone new to fighting.
~Skaalib

AlexRose · Post by **AlexRose** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 11:01 pm

I never said I wasn't.

~W.E.~

Richard Cypher · Post by **Richard Cypher** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 11:06 pm

I will willingly dodge anyone's attacks for free. Best believe I will back off though when I feel I have taken enough. Anyone who wishes to have a friendly duel with me is accepted with a smile by myself. Also, if anyone ever wants a duel when I am not around I am sure Alderman Foraker will oblige you with one. He is always looking for ways to test his skill.

--RICHARD MARTINS--

Jason Tanner · Post by **Jason Tanner** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 11:06 pm

Well, William, I appologize for my acusations towards you before and congradulate you in repremanding Ssafar. Since you seem to wish that I do interupt the building of Caelum, I shall do so, mainly for my own amusement but since it will make at least you laugh, I get some added bonuses. (( The reason there is a bunch of grammer and spelling mistkaes is the fact that on this computer I don't have word with which to paste it in to check the grammer and such. ))

~Jason Tanner

swish1 · Post by **swish1** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 11:08 pm

I guesss I made a mistake creating thiss. I am ssorry and it is clossed. I am ssorry for inssulting you ssir Jasson and William.

-Ssafar

Jason Tanner · Post by **Jason Tanner** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 11:08 pm

Richard, I am not new to fighting but I fing your offer of deuling to be a bit enticing, if you wouldn't mind so, some day I would like to test my skills with you.

~Baltran

Jason walks up to the board, this time he looks and acts a bit different and slowly and carefully writes a note.

swish1 · Post by **swish1** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 11:11 pm

Jason Tanner wrote:Richard, I am not new to fighting but I fing your offer of deuling to be a bit enticing, if you wouldn't mind so, some day I would like to test my skills with you.

~Baltran

Jason walks up to the board, this time he looks and acts a bit different and slowly and carefully writes a note.

((I am sorry but Balthran signs it and Jason walks up?))
hmm, Baltran I am interessted in a duel too. If at all you want too tell me...

-Ssafar

Skaalib Drurr · Post by **Skaalib Drurr** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 11:13 pm

Yes, I will duel you all also
Skaalib
((obviously jason and baltran are the same person))

Richard Cypher · Post by **Richard Cypher** » Tue Oct 10, 2006 11:44 pm

It would be a pleasure. I have not dueled you in a while Skaalib. I am away right now but I will return as soon as possible. When I come back I will gladly duel you and Baltran for some sport.

swish1 · Post by **swish1** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 12:16 am

Richard Cypher wrote:It would be a pleasure. I have not dueled you in a while Skaalib. I am away right now but I will return as soon as possible. When I come back I will gladly duel you and Baltran for some sport.

Me?

-Ssafar

Richard Cypher · Post by **Richard Cypher** » Wed Oct 11, 2006 12:19 am

If you want to duel me I will duel you too Ssafar. As I said anyone who wants to have a fun duel. I am more than willing to have some friendly competition.

--RICHARD MARTINS--