Hissings, Fish Hunt, Help NOW!

Ryoga Ibiki · Post by **Ryoga Ibiki** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 10:17 pm

A sloppy note is slapped onto the town boards...

Fishmen roaming in Trollsbane.
Duchan and I will stop them all.
Help us, if you will.
Located us running around Eliza's shop.

ELIZA'S SHOP.

-Ryoga Ibiki

AlexRose · Post by **AlexRose** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 11:20 pm

You can't really expect people to help you? People fish for a living. What if some idiots came along and said "Stop smithing, you're ruining the poor metal"?

~Unsigned~

Nalzaxx · Post by **Nalzaxx** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 11:26 pm

Then they would hold a strong claim to your title of Gobiath's greatest idiot.

N:.N.

AlexRose · Post by **AlexRose** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 11:43 pm

Which, as we all know, was stolen by you when you became the obsidian lich, O evil one.

~Unsigned~

Nalzaxx · Post by **Nalzaxx** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 11:59 pm

If it was stolen by myself, it would no longer be your title. Enough childish banter, you will soon meet your end Elderberry.

N:.N.

Ronazin · Post by **Ronazin** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 1:26 am

Im pretty sure the note meant fish that walk like men, not men that want to go fishing...

-unsigned-

Lapiz · Post by **Lapiz** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 1:40 am

Enjoy

The letter is written with a familiar, deep blue ink and stylish handwriting

Llama · Post by **Llama** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 6:19 pm

If this is an attack on our race, I shall rip the heads off of anyone who touches a child of Zelphia

~LOTS~
There is a deep claw mark

Ryoga Ibiki · Post by **Ryoga Ibiki** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 4:08 am

Some small spots of pig blood can be found on the top of the parchment...

Dearest LOTS,

I have no desire to attack anything that moves on two feet because it would not seem right to the HOODED men who've stolen my shirts, you see?

But it is rather...important I would say, yes Important -- it is rather IMPORTANT that you realize that you must be very careful when you go head ripping. No, that's right -- you claim you'll rip off the heads of anyone? So, you'll rip off the heads of any ONE? I don't know ONE person who has two heads!! Tell me more about HIM, do TELL!

I'd like to thank the two Ooomies, as they are called, for TWO silver! Two of them!

-Appleman
There is a deep claw mark as if this person were trying to copy the other one...

AlexRose · Post by **AlexRose** » Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:34 pm

Mr Elderberry? What makes you think I am he, Nalzaxx?

~Unsigned~