Orc attributes

swish1 · Post by **swish1** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 5:08 pm

okay I want the perfect attributes for an orc.

Descrip:
He is stupid but powerful when made fun of. He is a Bard.

Give good attributes?

PS I accidently clicked submit(i did not know i did until later) and then when I clicked submit again it said name taken so I rewrote the name and I had two orcs created! So i had to delete one of them so I am just telling GM I am sorry it was accident.

Second PS It got accepted in two seconds i clicked submit and it was accepted so, Does the new account system check name automatically or was GM just online?

Quinasa · Post by **Quinasa** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 5:13 pm

You should read the main webpage, it tells you everything concerning the new account and name system changes in the News section.

Secondly if you're having a stupid bard orc fighter all I have to say to you is good luck. Stupid bards aren't something you come across regularly because it takes intelligence to come up with music and lyrics, and also Bards are having their own magic worked on so if your orc fighter stupid bard has low intelligence then he can't learn his Bard magic and therefor will not really be a bard. But good luck. Really.

swish1 · Post by **swish1** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 5:15 pm

No he blows loudly with no rhythm.

#me blows loudly into the horn
#me puts the horn down and sings loudly and terribly

#s La,La, Blah,Yubbaaaaaaaaa,bu,ga,be,ga,ho ga

*note I wont do this repeatedly but basic idea

swish1 · Post by **swish1** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 5:32 pm

Quinasa wrote:You should read the main webpage, it tells you everything concerning the new account and name system changes in the News section.

Secondly if you're having a stupid bard orc fighter all I have to say to you is good luck. Stupid bards aren't something you come across regularly because it takes intelligence to come up with music and lyrics, and also Bards are having their own magic worked on so if your orc fighter stupid bard has low intelligence then he can't learn his Bard magic and therefor will not really be a bard. But good luck. Really.

Yubba read mane weyb page
Me no smart like Oomie
Me stupid
Oomie Quinasa listen to this:
#s Yubba , ba,ba,boo bahhhhhh, da, bu baaaaa

What Oomie think?

SP Oomie like Orc aecennt

(( oh i love being orc!!!))

swish1 · Post by **swish1** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 5:37 pm

agility =10
constitution=19
dexterity=10
essence=2
intelligence=2
perception=12
strength=19
willpower=10

Wat Ommies tink?

Nerian Finera · Post by **Nerian Finera** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 5:38 pm

the intelligence doesn't have to be so extremely low...but all in all i think it would fit for an orc

swish1 · Post by **swish1** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 5:40 pm

agility =10
constitution=19
dexterity=10
essence=2
intelligence=4
perception=10
strength=19
willpower=10

Wat Ommies tink now?

Nerian Finera · Post by **Nerian Finera** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 5:41 pm

Yubba, meh thinks, orc quite good

swish1 · Post by **swish1** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 5:57 pm

Thank you

But one thing lizards call their one race Bretherens what do orcs call them?

Arameh · Post by **Arameh** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 6:08 pm

try Bruders

Nalzaxx · Post by **Nalzaxx** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 6:17 pm

LoL, he's allowed to be a rasta orc you know.

Llama · Post by **Llama** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 8:22 pm

Orc bard? Umm, I don't think that:

1) They appriciate music
2) They're gentle enough to play anything...

Either that, or he goes around with a drum and howling...

Dónal Mason · Post by **Dónal Mason** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 8:29 pm

Actually, if you read Moonsilver, orcs ARE in fact good enough to be bards. It's more than their idea of good music is quite different to other races.

Llama · Post by **Llama** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 8:31 pm

Dónal Mason wrote:Actually, if you read Moonsilver, orcs ARE in fact good enough to be bards. It's more than their idea of good music is quite different to other races.

i DID read moonsilver (and corrected it

). However, a bard is basically a travelling musician... if only orcs like his music, he wont be much of a bard will he?

Bards are supposed to be intelligent and very wise, they pick information up on their travels...

Dónal Mason · Post by **Dónal Mason** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 8:33 pm

It's quite possible to pick up a lot of information while being a complete dolt.

Arameh · Post by **Arameh** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 8:35 pm

Yes, agree, picking information only needs memory..no need to be ANY intelligent to be a bard to me.

Hu'greu · Post by **Hu'greu** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 5:41 am

ohh boy i guess my orc stats don't really fit for an orc i wanted him to be a fat crafter so i took his agility down. I also pulled down his essence, but i guess i should ahve pulled his intelligence down too because that is kinda smart for an orc

agility 5
constitution 12
dexterity 18
essence 5
intelligence 12
perception 10
strength 15
willpower 7

Arameh · Post by **Arameh** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 5:46 am

theses are good for a crafter, he needs intelligence to be good at crafting...

Moirear Sian · Post by **Moirear Sian** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 5:55 am

Vogons being the "third-worst poets of the galaxy" comes to mind.

I see no problem with a mentally challenged, bard-oriented orc.

Sounds rather amusing, especially when you get other people into the dilemma of deciding whether they shall applaud his performance or tell him their honest opinion of it.

Hehe:
#me sings wholeheartedly but it sounds like a steel rake being grated back and forth against Silverbrand's gates; with equally horrid, inconsistent moans and cries resembling "lyrics" to match.

swish1 · Post by **swish1** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 7:16 am

Hadrian_Abela wrote:
Either that, or he goes around with a drum and howling...

That is what he is going to do.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 7:29 pm

But dont complain if a master mage roasts you away with two small fireballs.

Korm Kormsen · Post by **Korm Kormsen** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 10:35 pm

damien,

i dont think so.
i found specially the mages very tolerant to suffering...
(one even invented smoky letters written in the air)

may be, the mages learn patience, while building up the chars.

playing a deaf really seems to be a test on other persons patience...

grins,korm