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Turonga Mudwater
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Post by Turonga Mudwater »

In the morning you see broken glass along the street and a large peice of parchment, similar to a banner yet smaller, hangs over the shop

Stephun b duhd lah brekur! yo nut has as King!

Revlun is rabid dog dat swing swurds at all! even when dey nut break law!



beneath the banner is a smaller message

Yer king Stephun has hirud assasuns tah kill me an he brokun his own lahs, he mus be punushed, but wurhupd! An same fur yer gard captun he is vilunt an rabid dog he cuts anythin that mak him upset evun smalust bit!
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Post by Turonga Mudwater »

The Following is nailed to each of the town gates

Yu al complun abut zombee king stepahn but yu dus no fyte. yu just yn an cmplan ubaut it. Fyte! Wo car if pretnd guvnur ban yu he jus pretnd he cant do nothon ubaout bcus he is nut reul guvnur. he says yu can nut go in tun is lik bein tuld by a farmur wo jus farm! only reul guvnur can ban yo sinc he is nut reul he can does nuthin
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Post by Garett Gwenour »

Take a look at the citizen list before I became governor and after I became governor. You will find the list tripled in size.
Take a look at the town's military strength before I became governor and then after I became governor, you will find the strength of the town is stronger then it has ever been.
Take a look at the fact people will vote and things will be built and changed according to those votes.
Take a look at the fact that the Town Guard and other city workers are being paid now.
Take a look at the fact we now have a forester who loves her job and loves to aid the town.
Take a look at the fact that never will Trolls Bane again be taken advantage of from the other more united lands.
Take a look at the fact that soon people will own houses and they won't need to leave the island's center to do so.
Take a look at the fact people now call themselves Trolls Banians and the city atmosphere is as a whole more neighborly then ever before because of the fact we see that we are a city and not just a town where people can come and go and never say hello.

I do not need to state much more concerning how effective I am as Governor of Trolls Bane.


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Post by Travian »

Trolls Banians? I never call my self that..

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Post by Turonga Mudwater »

Over the night the message Stephan posts is stained with whine and there are broken glass shards beneath it.

dat is lyke pretnd guvnur tah jus sah he b effectave an dus notin elus, nt say how he bcum guvnur.

beside each of his points is written something else

Take a look at the citizen list before I became governor and after I became governor. You will find the list tripled in size. If yo lok back it get smallur

Take a look at the town's military strength before I became governor and then after I became governor, you will find the strength of the town is stronger then it has ever been. toun jus as strun as it wus an if yo is god guvnur yo nut neeed urmy

Take a look at the fact people will vote and things will be built and changed according to those votes. dey dus nut vote fur yo

Take a look at the fact that the Town Guard and other city workers
are being paid now. if yo has pay when yer luvur pendur dus nut den yo dus bad jub

Take a look at the fact we now have a forester who loves her job and loves to aid the town. she nut doin good nuff when me can rip doun yer treees witout notice

Take a look at the fact that never will Trolls Bane again be taken advantage of from the other more united lands. now it trollsbane dat take advntag uf othars

Take a look at the fact that soon people will own houses and they won't need to leave the island's center to do so. tak look dat yo kick pepul out uf housus fur hole munth jus fur talkin

Take a look at the fact people now call themselves Trolls Banians and the city atmosphere is as a whole more neighborly then ever before because of the fact we see that we are a city and not just a town where people can come and go and never say hello. Pendur dus nut have defund his pusitun, yo dus. is dat cus yo is pretnd guvnur?
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Post by Ereaes »

Revlen looks at the posts as well as the added writing a smirks, pinning a letter beside all of the jumble of writing, with his dagger

Turunga, if i killed all that made me upset or angered just a little bit, take comfert that you would have been dead befor Pendar became the Captain of the guard, far befor Stephen was ever even considered an ally of the town. Stephen is a good lad, his intentions are good and he has done many things that the town has needed done. Know that i do not accept payment for my role within the town, with that thought in mind, know i have nothing to loose by removing your head if you break the rules and laws of the town i protect.

Revlen,
captain of the guard
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