Dis oomie tells meh an Mujumbo bout a Steak-elf. He say it look like a elf but a pig. De Steak-elf made for eatin. We knows dis cause de meat hab bones for cleanin teeth. So de oomie said dat whub bones for. Dis meat was de best meh eber had an meh wunt all dat will hel pfind dis Steak-elf to join de effort. De pigs seem to know whub goin on cause dem keep runnin away frum us an nub talkin. If joo hab any infrumatun write it here or send a flyin letter.
Crunk
Steak-elf
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