Single Ork Seeking - personal advertisment

Mannelig · Post by **Mannelig** » Fri Aug 09, 2002 10:27 pm

Hello I am Mannelig, I seek a person to share my affections. I hope to find a Pretty loving Female Elf or human who is willing to be my mate, please if you can help an orc bitten by the love bug help me out!

Setherioth · Post by **Setherioth** » Sat Aug 10, 2002 6:47 am

uh Mannelig, words of advice, an ad is a very bad idea.....it's very desperate sounding...But hey you migh get lucky, i'm just saying the odds are againt's you buddy...try just being nice and spontaneous not to flirtious at first....

Galdriel · Post by **Galdriel** » Sat Aug 10, 2002 6:56 pm

>snorts in disgust>

what elfgirl would socialize let alone fall in love with an ork!
its bad enough that some seem to be drawn to humans... but orks! bah!

(Edited by Galdriel at 7:02 pm on Aug. 10, 2002)

Mishrack · Post by **Mishrack** » Sat Aug 10, 2002 6:57 pm

What feelings have ye towards dwarves, m'lady?

Galdriel · Post by **Galdriel** » Sat Aug 10, 2002 7:01 pm

small, fat, and many are smelling quite intensly as do lizards.

not as bad as orks though and they do not look all that disgusting.

Sussurek · Post by **Sussurek** » Sat Aug 10, 2002 7:07 pm

Sssss smellssss are subective. To me you elf girlsss ssstink and usss lizardss ass you call uss smell delightful especially those of usss who wash in the river...that'ss what Lizardss do. Now get off your high horssse

Mishrack · Post by **Mishrack** » Sat Aug 10, 2002 7:11 pm

Whats bad with being small n fat?!

'tis much better than have nothing but tunes and grass in yer head...

hold back yer racial insults, or feel the slither of my axe...

Mannelig · Post by **Mannelig** » Sat Aug 10, 2002 7:25 pm

This coming from the only OLD looking elf ever!
#me snorts

Galdriel · Post by **Galdriel** » Sat Aug 10, 2002 8:57 pm

there there as i expected...

dwarfs as usually think with the biggest thing they have, their axe.
i wonder how they.... hmmmm.. a never mind.

and orks, as usually uncivilized. and i am sure i will see many years and not look that shrimpled and ugly green...

as for that lizard-thing. at least use some fresh fish-oil to tend to your scales.

Mannelig · Post by **Mannelig** » Sat Aug 10, 2002 9:21 pm

Listen you bloody old bleeder, I would like you if you wrent so damn prejustice!
Whoa re you to judge races you old bag of elfish hollow bones!
#me runs off

Chyan Guo Messenger · Post by **Chyan Guo Messenger** » Sat Aug 10, 2002 9:23 pm

ah, with great respect to .....elfy one,

you be amazed at what the orcish empire was, is, and will be. Uncivilized, speaking of us manners? or the small scatter tribes are whom you speak of? What great civilization do not have a shadow? a ugly? tribals and rebels? How every that word "Usually" comes in play quite well in the orcs favor. <a grin> Dont tell me a smelly green no brain orc know something a wise elf didnt...he he

Myself have never heard or seen such a hostile and dosile elf in the whole well respected kindoms i have known of your kind, until now. Such ashame your honorable, passivist, civilized ways did show in your MANNERS! <grunts>

You've made your point of your..... distaste, for orcish kinds, and other of your such mortal neighbors.... may me ask "you done" tainting your reputation?

Caranthir the great · Post by **Caranthir the great** » Sat Aug 10, 2002 9:31 pm

Aye, that breaks my heart, Galdriel.. Uhh....what heart? :biggrin:
Ye always had a sharp tongue.

It's good to hear that ye have such nice opinions about us dwarves.

Korwin · Post by **Korwin** » Sat Aug 10, 2002 11:21 pm

Why only humans and elfs Mannelig? What problems do you have
with the other races, including your own?

Nilanooniel · Post by **Nilanooniel** » Mon Aug 12, 2002 4:47 am

hello, i am Nilanooniel.
i am an elve and i understand it, if other elves say that orcs smell. sometimes it is realy hard for me, to stand next to an orc because he smells. i also met orc, they smelld and i told them to wash themself, but they realy smell.
that is one reason why i never could be the mate of an orc. and they could be nice guys i necer coold be the mate of one.
i also can't understand why an orc want an elve or human, why not the pretty female girls of ur own race?
and i can't understnad why a drawf looks for a girl out of his race, because they don't have pretty bearts.

Wiesel · Post by **Wiesel** » Mon Aug 12, 2002 6:27 am

A tall hobbit walks up to the boards, reads the posts and laughs[i/]

Mannelig, who would want to have a green, smelling animal as her husband? You should really think of marrying a stone, they aren't that highrated, when seeking a husband. Maybe you are lucky and find a pretty one.

-Weasle

He walks away, still laughing..

Chyan Guo Messenger · Post by **Chyan Guo Messenger** » Mon Aug 12, 2002 1:24 pm

hey wiesil, living up to your name eh?

<chuckles>

Setherioth · Post by **Setherioth** » Mon Aug 12, 2002 3:13 pm

What's wrong with orcs? So they might have a small odor problem to them, it still doesn't mean they're not nice or bad people......I don't like it the way you've shunned them because they don't smell to us what we call "clean"....

Galdriel · Post by **Galdriel** » Mon Aug 12, 2002 3:51 pm

oh i dont shun them, at least not in the daily life.

but more than having a nice chat or some similar dealings - trading for example - ...
nono i dont believe any elfgirl would do that out of her own mind.

Mannelig · Post by **Mannelig** » Mon Aug 12, 2002 4:03 pm

Nila, this after how nice I was to you? I'm ashamed to have known you!
I like the look of humans and elfs rather then a rough Orc female, and a really tough dwarf female....I'm glad that seth gives a damned about orcs, I will have to thank him personally in the city today.

Chyan Guo Messenger · Post by **Chyan Guo Messenger** » Mon Aug 12, 2002 4:12 pm

quote from Mannelig:
"Nila, this after how nice I was to you? I'm ashamed to have known you! "

Let me give a advice of life to you.

One dont give respect to recieve in return, respect is a gift you give, for everyone deserves it.

Ive known Nilanooniel, and even the nices residents of Illarion have their opinions, which is something you have failed repeatedly to respect.

Mannelig · Post by **Mannelig** » Mon Aug 12, 2002 4:15 pm

#me simply ignores the last post.

Chyan Guo Messenger · Post by **Chyan Guo Messenger** » Mon Aug 12, 2002 4:20 pm

#me thinks......

<something this "big" and "smart" orc does>

Nilanooniel · Post by **Nilanooniel** » Mon Aug 12, 2002 5:31 pm

Hallo
Mannelig, you realy was nice to me, but what i want to say is, how nice someone is, an orc smells to much for me.
best wishes for all
Nilanooniel

Mannelig · Post by **Mannelig** » Mon Aug 12, 2002 5:34 pm

#me smells himself......

well, I dont smell any differant then a human.....

Chyan Guo Messenger · Post by **Chyan Guo Messenger** » Mon Aug 12, 2002 6:37 pm

You can not distinctly smell "your" own odors for you were typically born with them.

Not to mention the elven race are very in tone and sencitive to all of what surrounds nature.