Lizards.... UNITESSSSS - We must come together , now and for

Nathan Mason · Post by **Nathan Mason** » Mon Mar 11, 2002 7:02 am

@Astral
Buhhuuu! you think we are the most evil race??....
Buhhuu!!!

@Lizards,hmm by the way just to clear this out... I am only hunting two from your race.. and they are old I dont see them much anymore though...And Eliza is my mother!!

Nathan Mason · Post by **Nathan Mason** » Mon Mar 11, 2002 7:08 am

...Nathan Mason writes another note using blood from an elf, and a parchment paper

I almost forgot...

@rahgnar

What??.. you like blackscales now??? since when??

*shock* *shock* *speechless*

Blackscales · Post by **Blackscales** » Tue Mar 12, 2002 7:53 pm

Dear Raghnar,

I am happy we are getting along now. Blackscales smiles hapilly. I do not mind if you kill lizards that try to kill and destroy you. The point of this whole thing is to anihilate evil lizards, like you apparently ran into, and all those that try to destroy my races good name. My breed of lizards hate fighting, but will defend against people like Peter Lonin. I am glad that we are friends. I hope we can contiune to be. OHhh, and Erdrick, can I join your little merchant guild? Raghnar, if you see Erdrick, please ask him to respond,

until fate allows our meeting and demise,

Grace and peace be with ye,
Blackscales

Andor · Post by **Andor** » Tue Mar 12, 2002 11:09 pm

Dear Lizard Population,
You guys are the most irritating and damned annoying creatures on the face of the planet. You all seem to have speech problems. Speak normal you scaley morons. All the lizards on the face of illarion (minus a few select individuals) should be packaged into unbearably small tanks and stored in some kind of giant warehouse. Then the tanks should be fitted with heat lamps to keep you lizards alive and unhappy. Then the tanks should be loaded with crappy scenery, like logs and sand. Following, you should be forced to eat bugs and lay around in your own crap all day. In conclusion, lizards are the worst.

Blackscales · Post by **Blackscales** » Wed Mar 13, 2002 5:23 am

Dear hated Andor,

I personally do not care what you say. Everyone in Illarion hates you. You have a horrible record. I am sure we all remember the day you wanted to gods to destroy you, and you masacred tons of young people. We all hate you , and for the most part could care less about what you think(( if you do)) or say. And I think I remember that one of my allies, I think his name is .....RHIKO! You are sooo weak compared to him. Remember the day , everytime you started to hurt someone, he would kill you. First of all, your hick accent is much worse than any lizards speech.Maybe some lizards should be stored in little containers, but you should be ssent to hell . When you finally reached hell, your punishments would be having lizards stuff large fruits up your fat can /0/ peaches. Then you should be whipped by a lizard. You would be used as a sumo lizards toilet paper(( ewwwww)). You are the lowest life form on the face of Illarion, no doubt about it. Why dont you go get yourself killed again, it is what you are good at any way. And If I see you randomely trying to kill lizards that you don't even know are bad, Rhiko and I will rip your one testicle off and play a interesting game of jax with it. after that, we will rip off your fingers and sell them as donkey schrodems. We will scalp you and try to sell your scalp, but no one will buy it I am sure. Then we will rip out your eyes and play another game of jax. Then we will cut off your nose, tongue, and shave your eyebrows. But we will leave your ears so you can hear little kids mock at your ugly , stupid, and reched body. You will listen to little babies cry at your sight. You will hear me mock you as I walk bye, making sure to use my accent. Then we will tie you up and sacrifice you to Drakhan. Then, if any thing be left, we will ship you off in a barrel, to a lizard city, and you will endlessly hear that annoying speech. AND REMEMBER, THIS CAN ALL BE AVOIDED IF YOU CAN STOP BEING A RACIST!

Your loving friendsssssssssssssssssss,
Blackssssssssscalsessssssss

Peter Lonin · Post by **Peter Lonin** » Fri Mar 15, 2002 1:16 am

My MY MY, what harsh words from my lizard friend. Me thinks he must be up set about somthing. Well im glad to see you admitt being a coward. But that is not enough, So many insults have you said to and many other harsh words. And whats with you and all this play with mens Balls. Are you some perverted gay lizard. Personaly i think you are just all his and no venom. Now what is this about you taking any meens necesary to kill me. After all you said "It is cowardly to posion people" now you seem to think whatever gets the job done. Well they say loseing a war can change a man (or lizard) but it is not over yet. Well im not quite certain why the change in your tone, but im sure I can handle whatever that evil very small mind of yours can come up with.

For now not hunting you
Peter Lonin

Astral · Post by **Astral** » Fri Mar 15, 2002 1:22 am

I will have none of this attacking others because of their race. If I see any lizards being attacked simply for being lizards, beware! Peter, Andor, watch your mouth.

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Astral
Protector of Peace and Harmony

(Edited by Astral at 6:23 pm on Mar. 14, 2002)

Blackscales · Post by **Blackscales** » Fri Mar 15, 2002 1:32 am

Dear smelly Peter,

If andor was a man, than you would be right about me playing with mens balls. Unfortunately those balls do nothing for him because he is a mule. That's right, a smelly pack mule. They do nothing for him but add extra weight. I see nothing wrong with chopping them off. I mean, come on, they do nothing for him. If I really was a gay lizard, I would pick on newbies and talk about chopping their sacks off. Or I might pay an assasin to bring me your balls. I am sure you do somthing with them though. We all know about you and Drakhan. I am sorry, I know you told me not to tell when I spotted you in the woods with him( it ). How can you use those marble sized things on a skeleton. You must tell me your secret. I could sell it to people like andor , who would believe it. OHH well, once again, you make a fool of yourself halfling, I hope you keep talking so you can make a bigger fool of yourself. thanks!

Sincerely,
Blackscales

Peter Lonin · Post by **Peter Lonin** » Fri Mar 15, 2002 2:01 am

To Astral
Don't worry this has nothing to do with race. I find most lizard to be thieves so killing them does others favors. I also find some of them to be worthy opponets. As for blackscales he is just an annoying coward. Not to mention a liar and many other things so don't worry it is not about race.

To Buttscales
For one thing you perverse lizard don't going so nasty things like about me. Another thing how would you know how big mine are for you information one of mine is twice the size of yours. So lets edn this kind of talk now. Don't call me a fool I am not foolish I do not act like a fool. Infact you are the one making your self look like a fool. Your first notes said "Peter is a coward I am not and I will kill him" later they read " you may have killed urk but I ran like a chicken so haha you coward" now it's " you are a fool and every thing you says makes you a bigger fool and I am a coward so there ". I don't know if anyone else has noticed this but every new note he tacts on the wall contridics his last note. Well to much talking with fools may make my mind grow smaller.

I will kill you later coward
Peter Lonin

Blackscales · Post by **Blackscales** » Fri Mar 15, 2002 3:20 am

OHhh, well you running in the forest from my onslouht is not cowardice?? Ohh well, when I run, it is considered cowardice, but when you run it is for your life, WHAT DO YOU THINK I WAS RUNNING FOR YOU IDIOT!!!! And as you said in your former posts, wars change peoples minds. I guess you were correct for once. OHH and Astral, don't believe his lies. When I first met him I was kind. He then became very hostile. After that I became sick of his stupid little racist acts of murder. So I started this war. However, the first thing he said was he was a lizard hunter and he didn't care which lizard it was. So he may not be a racist, but he doesn't care to kill any lizard at all. I would greatly appreciate your help in this matter. Ohh, and I saw your balls when you were making out with Drakhan in the forest. And yes you are attacking me because of your race. If you arn't , why don't you attack other races? YOu see, you love to dig your own graves fool. Sorry you did that again, ohh well.

Peter Lonin · Post by **Peter Lonin** » Fri Mar 15, 2002 5:43 am

haha very funny but I never made out with drahken. And another thing you call coming out of nowhere and attacking me from behind fair. At least I give some warning, and I always attack you when you have a weapon to fight back with. As for my so called lies I have been a lizard hunter since day one. I don't hunt new lizards only older more powerful lizards. I don't hunt other races because...... well to be honest you guy look less human than anything else. So go ahead and say i'm a liar, but i never was really nice to you buttscales. It just was more fun to annoy you at first but now it is more fun to hunt you.

I kill you later
Peter Lonin

Blackscales · Post by **Blackscales** » Fri Mar 15, 2002 1:45 pm

If you consider being hunted every day of your miserable life fair, then you are a mentaly ill halfling.Halflings like you don't exactly look normal , you midget. At least we don't have to be looked down upon to be seen. No one wants to see halflings like you, but your wobling beer belly gives you away. Whenever we hear the swishing a swashing of your belly, we all run in terror. We are afraid a gay halfling like you will try to seduce us like you did Drakhan.I do not have to call you a liar, because it is true, you never were nice to me.

Hear your belly later,
Buttscales(( just for your enjoyment))

Blackscales · Post by **Blackscales** » Fri Mar 15, 2002 11:21 pm

Hello ,

Dear Peter,Astral, and all of the other people involved in this war that I started. I would like

to restate the reason that I started this war. If you compare this letter with the first one I

hammered to the wall, you may find a little differenct(( the war has changed me)). Allow me to

state the reasons as follows:

1. The first reason is that I am treated rudely, along with the rest of my race, because the race

of the lizards have a bad reputation.

2. I am hunted for being a lizard, even thou you may hear otherwise from other people, this is the truth.

3. I can not live in peace because I have to watch my back because of prejudice.

4. I am ravenously insulted and called harsh names because of the scales I carry on my back.

Here are the reasons I started this war. Now allow me to tell you the reasons , why, etc. I am

continuing to fight this war. Please take the following reasons into your mind. Use the following story , and place yourself in the man named Zach's shoes. Thank you.

As I was mining one day, I came upon a halfling. I asked him his name, but he would not answer. When I asked him what he did for an occupation, he said," I hunt ( your race) for trophies." I told him he shouldn't do this because it would cause him trouble. He just kept telling me that he hunted lizards. He even pointed his bow at me and missed , hitting a fly .I decided he was a nuisance. But I wasn't sure what I should do, so I sought wise counsel. I asked Gurok, " Should I kill a creature that endangers my race and me? " Gurok told me that I definitely should. So I found ( on of your race) and we headed off to destroy the hunter.He was to strong for us to kill, he kept attempting to poison us. Later on in the future, I would feel him trying to poison my while I was digging or something similar. I finally got so sick of it that I started this war. I and urk eventually killed him. We told him ( once we killed him) that if he would stop, we would stop. But unfortunately, he kept trying. I admired his harsh will, but I hated the reason. Now I see him shooting arrows at my ( fortunately bouncing off my armor)body. He attempts to beat me to death. You also already know that he attempts to poison me. Every time I run into him he has another vulgare name to call me.

THE END

Now please place yourself in my shoes. I am hunted always, and can do nothing about it. I

now have a few new reasons that I am continuing this war.Please listen to what I am going to say.

I am starting the war because Peter lies , cheats, and steals. He is a nusance to everyone who meets him. GO ahead and ask sir ganon. He will tell you that he is annoying and calls him names that I have retired from calling him. I am not saying that Lizards are perfect, because no one is perfect. But once he kills me he will not stop there . He will keep on killing me, and all other lizards. What do you think he will do once he is tired of hunting lizards? He will probably die off( hopefully). But if he doesn't die off, he will hunt something new, maybe faries, or elves, or even the race of humans. Peter told Astral that he was not a racist, yet he hunts and despizes only the race of lizards? Have you fallen for this lie ASTRAL??? Not you I hope. Peter does not mind to kill anyone that stands in his way, including you ASTRAL!! I am not threatening you, but Peter being alive with you opposing him is a problem. I do not wish to kill people that call us names, or hate being around uss. But I do start to care when MY life is in danger. If someone continually calls me names and wont go away, yeah I might kill them. But only if they wont go away. If you stop NOW Peter, I promise that no more harm shall spring out of my hands onto you . You might have other enemies, but not me or the people that support me( I hope ). So I give you a choice. I will ask for no money or things like that. So here they are:

1 . STOP HUNTING AND ATTEMPTING TO KILL ME AND THE REST OF MY RACE.
2. DO NOT STEAL OR ATTEMPT TO POISON LIZARDS OR ANY OTHER PERSON.
3. NO MORE HIRING ASSASINS TO ATTEMPT TO KILL ME OR ANY OTHER OF MY ALLIES.

These negotiations do not stand for me if I attempt to kill you( which if you agreed I would not attempt). If any other lizards or other races attempt to kill you, it doesn't stand for them.IF you vialate any of these rules, then you will be hunted by not only me, but I am sure many others.

I sincerly apologize to all who have been harmed from side effect of this war(except Peter),

Blackscales

Peter Lonin · Post by **Peter Lonin** » Sat Mar 16, 2002 5:22 am

Ok, scales one thing no wait more than one thing. For starters I don't steal. Two I don't cheat that is because we have never had a fair fight to cheat in. Three I did not hire some one to kill you because that would take the fun out of it for me. Four I am not a racist. And um um um....... Well thats is I guess...... O yeah I will not stop hunting you or you thievong friends. Thank you for your time and patiences.

Not very much intertained by this
Peter Lonin

Blackscales · Post by **Blackscales** » Sat Mar 16, 2002 5:25 pm

One more thing, once you kill me,.............you won't stop. So I can get you for repetidly killing me. So if you choose to only kill me once, I do not care. If you choose to kill every lizard once, or at least attempt to hunt them, I don't care. I know that there is no way of ultimately avoiding a person like you. But I will stay away for as long as I can. So tell me this, once you kill me, will you continue to? Once you kill any other lizard, will you continue? If you say you will, then it is considered repetidly killing, and is against the law.If you just kill each lizard once, I still wouldn't like it, but you really don't care about that. So answer my questions please.

Sincerely,
Blackscales

The Brother · Post by **The Brother** » Sun Mar 17, 2002 7:29 am

Fools babble wastes precious time.

Peter Lonin · Post by **Peter Lonin** » Tue Mar 19, 2002 12:53 am

Scales if you haven't noticed when any of you fools see me you attack me. So is killing more than once out of self defence wrong. Because every time urk sees me he trys to kill me. So by now urk has died four times. Did I break the law? After all it was urk who struck first.

Blackscales · Post by **Blackscales** » Wed Mar 20, 2002 6:38 pm

You are correct in the fact that urk did attack you everytime he sees you.However, I do not wish to give lizards a worse name than others have already given them. I do not attack you everytime I see you. Most of the time you are just rude to me, but that is not the same as attacking someone. I do not really care how rude you are to me though. You will pay one day for you annoyance and excuses to be a killer. Maybe not by my hand, but it will come, trust me. I do not fight with you, it is urk's choice to attempt to kill you.

Sincerely,

Blackscales

Blackscales · Post by **Blackscales** » Wed Mar 20, 2002 6:40 pm

Ohh, and brother whatever, please keep you nose out of what business isn't yours. Thank you for your( hopefully) cooperation.

Sincerely,
Blackscales

urk · Post by **urk** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 6:19 am

coward little hobbit.

u telling people i attack u everytime i see u.
well its true.
but i always tell u to go away about 5 times before i attack u and u just keep on jumping around me, which is dangerous for me since u are a coward that attacks without warning.

if u wonder why i tell u this its just because u betraued me at demons cave.
u stupid half-goblin shot arrows at me while i stoped demons so they wouldnt kill drathe and u and u killed me with the demons help and thus got drathe killed by the demon and u told drathe to attack me too, yes i heard u in the cave, good think drathe is not scum like u.

thanks for listening to me peter.

sincerely trying to kill u, Urk immortal king of air lizzards

Dyluck · Post by **Dyluck** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 10:53 am

Quote: from Blackscales on 9:40 am on Mar. 20, 2002
Ohh, and brother whatever, please keep you nose out of what business isn't yours. Thank you for your( hopefully) cooperation.

Sincerely,
Blackscales

Well, the title of this topic IS "Lizards.... Unites". The Brother is a lizard who's been around long before your time.

Blackscales · Post by **Blackscales** » Mon Apr 01, 2002 12:18 am

Forgive me , I did not recognize his writing on his letter. I had no idea whatsoever that he was a lizard, but it is none of his business unless he is joining or fighting against.