Andrew Horten tried to Kill me - Info's about a Murderer

Tarismath · Post by **Tarismath** » Wed Jan 02, 2002 4:21 am

Greetings to you

I just had a conflict with an hobbit who's name was Andrew Horton (A human said he is named so). He killed a friend of me, Xadis (He is new to this island) after telling him some times: "Give me your ears. I want them in my soup.". After that happend I wanted to talk to him, but he only said the same to me. Then he followed me for a long while. I warned him all the way long. I said "Stop following me, I don't wanna fight you.", but he contineued the hunt. Later I fired an bolt on him as a warning, but he didn't stoped. He only said "Are you scared of a smaller being?" or "Ears, give me your ears". Then after a long while I started fighting him with another friend, Clesk to stop that stupid hunt. After that death he came back, Killed Clesk and run away. Sadly I was to slow to follow him.

I hope that this is a warning to you if you see this Andrew (if that is his name). Just be carefull. I will try to find one of the Guardmen to tell him about this happening.

Fare well and Aurevoir ....

your Tarismath, the leaved one

Andrew Horton · Post by **Andrew Horton** » Wed Jan 02, 2002 4:43 am

his ears..very good, and lesk..oh my clesk..

i kill when i am hungry, i am no "pk"

you fools

hahaha

Dyluck · Post by **Dyluck** » Wed Jan 02, 2002 4:57 am

Well Tarismath, you DID say that you fired a bolt on him first and that you starting the actual fighting.

Drunk Mage Dipstick · Post by **Drunk Mage Dipstick** » Wed Jan 02, 2002 4:59 am

mwhahhaa

(Edited by Drunk Mage Dipstick at 5:00 am on Jan. 2, 2002)

Andrew Horton · Post by **Andrew Horton** » Wed Jan 02, 2002 5:01 am

and you know what i did with that bolt?

I stabbed it into my leg so he could escape me...

after that it was over, i retired to my cave and rotaed the bolt to a half past twelve..then the blood came

dragonsoul · Post by **dragonsoul** » Wed Jan 02, 2002 5:28 am

i am sorry but that is one messed up midget

Andrew Horton · Post by **Andrew Horton** » Wed Jan 02, 2002 5:38 am

mmmm..lizard meat..

silly lizard threw me into fire..

so you know what i did?

i ran my firesword through his gut, then took out his entrails and strung them across the shop entance as christmas lights!

hahahaha

korn muphin two · Post by **korn muphin two** » Wed Jan 02, 2002 6:13 am

gaad he is just as bad as "the great milenko"

Drunk Mage Dipstick · Post by **Drunk Mage Dipstick** » Wed Jan 02, 2002 6:19 am

ooc:

i love insane clown posse )

korn muphin two · Post by **korn muphin two** » Wed Jan 02, 2002 6:32 am

ooc: well there was a "great milenko" on illarion
and he was almost as crazy as you get

Tarismath · Post by **Tarismath** » Wed Jan 02, 2002 7:17 am

I fired that first bolt after a long while. He hunted me for about 3-5 Minutes till I fired it. What would you do if a maniac hobbit follows you for killing you and eating you ??? Damn, I had no other choice. I didn't fired it for killing him but for warning !!!

Great Milenko · Post by **Great Milenko** » Wed Jan 02, 2002 7:06 pm

somewhere in the neder void a place of horro, fear and endless pain, GREAT Milenko watches the screams of some victims burning alive while stripping the skin of a small halfling.
suddenly he rise his head "hmm, could it be, after this long time? someone is calling me wants to bring me back to the world of the living. yes there it is he spoke my name, korn muphin two,
why does he want me to come back? and where his my sacrifice for this failed conjuring he will suffer him i'm gonna like this."
while his ascendence to the world he listen to the voices spoken the whispers and the fears,
as he hears of a new threat to the citizens Andrew Horton. "Andrew Horton?! hmm, a halfling.
I like their guts rosted and a goblet filled with blood of a freshly killed elfen mage. If he will play along? My ears for his guts? we will see? in the near future i see fun and a lot of it hahahahaha"
Still laughing he reach the small island and appears in front of the little shop.
"Ah my letters are still there, its not easy to remove letters written in blood. Is sean still hear?
i would like to pull out his eyes. But wait i hear rumors, he is a murderer sean is a murderer WUhahaha for this he will suffer even more. Yes i like this world dearly."
With this the lizard walks away scanning the area for sean korn and some halfling meat.

sean · Post by **sean** » Wed Jan 02, 2002 8:15 pm

ummmmmmm-----.......uh-oh

Drakhen Vorkalion · Post by **Drakhen Vorkalion** » Wed Jan 02, 2002 9:07 pm

A cold, hatred-filled voice speaks up.

"interesting . an insane halfling . as it seems , nargùn's followers seem to be a much higher threat than i am."

A cold "breath" runs through between red bones, more seeming to be an atmospheric add-on than a necessary thing.

"but as it seems, his doings provoke a violent reaction... interesting. perhaps i could help you in handling this uncalculatable threat... as soon as i am sure about the ..costs."

korn muphin two · Post by **korn muphin two** » Wed Jan 02, 2002 9:45 pm

Oh jeeez we might as well get dark sunrise and tal rash
also. and i mispelled your name "great milenko" so you can stay were you are, no need to return.

(Edited by korn muphin two at 9:46 pm on Jan. 2, 2002)

sean · Post by **sean** » Wed Jan 02, 2002 11:42 pm

uh-oh
>:(
>:(

(Edited by sean at 5:47 pm on Jan. 2, 2002)

Erdrick · Post by **Erdrick** » Wed Jan 02, 2002 11:50 pm

Sean your posts are useless ((ooc))
____________________________

@Drakhen: Are you against the halfling or with him? By threat do you mean us or him?
'Twould be quite the turn of events to have an immortal being within our ranks...

Whichever the cause, the halfling causes a twisty feeling when I hear his demented stories.
I wish this would all end... And it has just begun...

- Erdrick

Sabrina · Post by **Sabrina** » Thu Jan 03, 2002 12:08 am

<reads some of the post with a lump in her throat and hurriedly scribbles a short message in he darkness>

Costs... Erdrik be wary.

<she huddled her cloak around her more tightly and quickly scurried awau with a watchful eye to the darkness. It wouldn't worry as much much, but now she had more than herself to worry about>

Andrew Horton · Post by **Andrew Horton** » Thu Jan 03, 2002 1:14 am

it has begun..

haha

Sir crystal star · Post by **Sir crystal star** » Thu Jan 03, 2002 1:19 am

I would eat your eys, but your so short sighted they would taste so foul. Stand back andwer, you'r treding on my terrotory!!!

Andrew Horton · Post by **Andrew Horton** » Thu Jan 03, 2002 10:43 am

i will drain your blood into my beerglass and drink it like it was alcohol..

i will chew off your nose and shove it down your throat..

but what il enjoy is sliceing you lips off and satuaein them in butter

Spanaird · Post by **Spanaird** » Thu Jan 03, 2002 11:33 am

Hahaha, i gotts stop eating legs and trry ears.

Andrew Horton · Post by **Andrew Horton** » Thu Jan 03, 2002 8:58 pm

theyre very good spaniard...especially when tender and young

hmmmm

#me runs a bloody finger across his lips

Great Milenko · Post by **Great Milenko** » Thu Jan 03, 2002 11:03 pm

#opens one of his supply chambers
limbs where are they? ah there elven ones too bad that the whole body is sticked to them
but that can be changed wueha
#with an evil grin and an old rusty knife he starts to chop of while watching the elven maid
twisting in agony
Hi folks here i have two legs tender and young wanna come around for a lil bbq?

ere I forgot why i'm here:
Drakhen wants to help those stupid, short-sighted, tasty animals? TRAITOR for this you will suffer endless pain You...
Just a moment, he is immortal? Oh, that means and endless supply on food? Oh Drakhen Old friend come around and have a look on my cave all those torture and cooking equipment awaits you i have one special for you its still untoched and is reserved for you
Hope to eat you soon
wuwuaha

Erdrick · Post by **Erdrick** » Fri Jan 04, 2002 2:04 am

Drakhen is a bone creature...
Milenko, those brains you eat... have not made you any smarter

Andrew Horton · Post by **Andrew Horton** » Fri Jan 04, 2002 7:32 am

and you erdrick.....any stupider?

i am with him, this "milenko"...my friend..yes we team up

and then it was good

#laughs and continues sliceing some tomatoes and fresh mummies insides

Great Milenko · Post by **Great Milenko** » Fri Jan 04, 2002 10:59 am

#reads the words of erdrick
#hmm, a bone creature, well, why not i need a new chair hope he has some flesh on
#his weak bones whwuwwahwwha