Dienste als Zeichner - service of a drawer

Jaques Pilar · Post by **Jaques Pilar** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 6:14 pm

Ich grüße euch, meine lieben Freunde.

Mein Name ist Jaques Pilar, und ich bin kürzlich hier angekommen. Eine sehr idyllische Insel, muss man sagen, sehr malerisch.

Ich biete euch hiermit meine Dienste als Zeichner und Künstler an.

Meine Preise verlaufen sich wie folgt:

Portrait: 2 Goldbarren
Portrait eines Pärchens: 2,5 Goldbarren
Aktzeichnung: 3 Goldbarren
Hochzeitsportrait: 3,5 Goldbarren
Sonstige Zeichnung: nach Absprache

Diese Preise sind nur Richtlinien, ich lasse natürlich gerne mit mir verhandeln und gebe auch gerne Nachlass bei mehreren Zeichnungen.

Bei Interesse schickt mir einfach eine Taube. Ich hänge abschließend noch zwei Exemplare meiner Künste an.

Hochachtungsvoll,
Jaques Pilar

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Greetings to you, my friends.

My name is Jaques Pilar and I just arrived on this beautiful, idyllic island.
I'm here to offer you my service as a drawer and artist.

My prices are:
Portrait: 2 ingots
Portrait of a couple: 2,5 ingots
Nude portrait: 3 ingots
Weddingportrait: 3,5 ingots
other drawings: upon consultation

Of course this prices aren't fix and you always can negotiate with me.

I will pin some examples of my work under this parchment.
Feel free to write me a letter when you are interested.

Yours respectfully,

Jaques Pilar

Nilo · Post by **Nilo** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 6:21 pm

Nilo laughs at the sign.

I want a nude portait of Fooser.

Nono, im only kidding.

Shouldn't you charge extra for nude portaits of orcs?
Nilo skips away to his cabbage

GorgeBloodstench · Post by **GorgeBloodstench** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 6:28 pm

Greebas

Me want Nude portrait. I good lookin' yub. I gets it for wife.

See yoo laters... Nakeds
--GORGE--

Jaques Pilar · Post by **Jaques Pilar** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 6:39 pm

We will meet then, Gorge. Write me a letter where you mention time and place.

And to the unknown writer:
Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder

Jaques Pilar

Aristeaus · Post by **Aristeaus** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 5:01 pm

I commend this Artist, his work is most splendid. I request a drawing of myself and my wife. And the amount due to you shall be put at 7 ingots.

Ari§teaus

Fooser · Post by **Fooser** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 5:19 pm

If anyone ever makes a nude portrait of myself, they better draw a few hundred extra copies, it would be in high demand.

-F

Jaques Pilar · Post by **Jaques Pilar** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 5:23 am

Here is the drawing of Gorge. With the models permission I will pin it up here.

Jaques Pilar

Nilo · Post by **Nilo** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 5:25 am

I commend you, JP, that is most excllent, even though it is a naked orc...

Misjbar · Post by **Misjbar** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 12:20 pm

The orc has the tiniest butt I have ever seen.

~MM~

AlaineMilan · Post by **AlaineMilan** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 1:08 pm

Can you draw a picture from me too?

~alaine~

Jaques Pilar · Post by **Jaques Pilar** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 2:21 pm

Of course my Lady, just write me a letter when and where you want me to draw you.

((please pm me a detailed description ;) ))

Jaques Pilar

Chak' Ysshirr · Post by **Chak' Ysshirr** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 5:02 am

I'd like to order a picture too. It is the picture of a couple, a girl and myself. You can find me and her at Vashikar where we can discuss the price.

- unsigned

Misjbar · Post by **Misjbar** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 6:03 am

Jacques, if this girl is called Maeve, I will pay you more than the person above to avoid you from drawing her. I thank you in advance.

~MM~

Chak' Ysshirr · Post by **Chak' Ysshirr** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 8:01 am

The name of the girl is Mary and I am Chak.
I wait for your coming to Vashikar.

- Chak

Misjbar · Post by **Misjbar** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 9:27 am

I will pay you more if you do not go.

~MM~

Jaques Pilar · Post by **Jaques Pilar** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 10:45 am

Give me a good reason why I shouldn't draw her. Gold won't convince me.

Jaques Pilar

Misjbar · Post by **Misjbar** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 6:19 pm

Because you would not be able to picture the true, perfect her. Unless you can prove to me you are ready for such a job, I will try anything in my power to not let such a thing happen.

~MM~

Jaques Pilar · Post by **Jaques Pilar** » Fri Feb 25, 2005 7:42 pm

That sounds like a threat?
Well, I will draw her though. That means as long as the girl wants it too.

We will see us in Varshikar, Chak, but it could take some time. I have a lot of requests lately. I will send you a letter.

Jaques Pilar

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Mar 02, 2005 4:41 pm

I would love to have a picture of myself. Too bad that I do not have enough money...

Mary II