The Kidnapping of Eliza

GorgeBloodstench · Post by **GorgeBloodstench** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 7:03 pm

People on the streets scream as they enter the shop:

Where is Eliza? Where did she go? Ahhh no more eliza!

Chaos everywhere. Noone can sell their items, noone can get good prices anymore.

Orcish footprints could be seen in the shop, but other than that, and the stink, there is no other evidence. Only that of the witnesses.

A small note is left behind:

Me, Gorge, and brudders Kruuba and Grutok, kidnap Eliza.

Da Skulls always win yub. If want her back, yoo gonna have to pay.

--GORGE--

Durin Goldtooth · Post by **Durin Goldtooth** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 7:32 pm

Arrr ye' wont get away with this skulls.

Grutok is BANNED from town, who was previously allowed.

Kruuba and gorge are already banned.

You won' stand a chance, skulls. The entire island will be huntin' you!

~Durin of the Town Guard~

GorgeBloodstench · Post by **GorgeBloodstench** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 7:39 pm

The skulls sit in their cave lazily, drinking, and of course, fighting.

They laugh at their new captive, Eliza. They throw her fish occasionally, and even try to see if she will drink beer.

"Har har, look at her." one of the orcs said. "Her town deserted her, har har."

After a long time of Eliza being in the cave, the orcs grow mad, and close to insanity (moreso than usual).

"ARrrr she won't shut up!!" they would yell.

"Eliza sellss with good pricesss" she would say.

"Ugh throw her anudder fish den." Gorge replied.

The orcs discussed what they could ask for ransom. Gradualy they fell asleep, some drunk, some just tired.... Until they hear something.

Someone was coming through their passage way. The guards of the cave went nuts, attacking the new arrivals. The orcs woke up, got on their armour and grabbed their axes.

They went to the ladder to see who it was. They go up, only to see noone there.

The orcs go out of the cave to see who had attempted to come in. They go to varshikar, where they meet 7 or so people.

The people demand Eliza back, but the orcs won't let them. The orcs growled and stomped their feet, until they grew so annoyed that their natural instinct kicked in: they attacked the crowd.

Grutok swung his axe in large archs, hitting many people in the same swing. Gorge went for the mage, Marius, who ducked and dodged Gorge's axe enough to save his life for a little while.

The orcs and the humans, elves, and other races fought, until the orcs were victoroius. The people ran away, and the skulls once again, returned to their cave.

Nilo · Post by **Nilo** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 7:47 pm

Nilo goes into the shop to sell his cabbage and... there is no buyer!

AHHH! Nilo runs out of the shop screaming.

"But but, who will buy my cabbage and cakes?! Noooo! I'm going to starve!"

An elfess walks up to him and simply says, "Why not eat your cakes, then you wont starve, hm?"

Nilo runs back to his hobbit hole and begins stocking up on food.

The Returner · Post by **The Returner** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 7:48 pm

I told you Durin, I told you and John around the fire, not two days on the nigh ago.

It would be wise to listen to people in the future, and not assume on their words.

Innar Absech~

Gwynnether · Post by **Gwynnether** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 7:58 pm

Strange,
I thought after losing such a big battle, the bloodskulls would act more intelligent.

But I guess that was the last chance they had elapsed.

Gwynnether von Glanwen

Garett Gwenour · Post by **Garett Gwenour** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 7:59 pm

It was all an act... Their friendship, their courage against the assasin was all a trick.

Garett Gwenour

GorgeBloodstench · Post by **GorgeBloodstench** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 8:01 pm

Wut yoo talk about. We hate assassin, we hate grey rose, we hate guard, and we hate oomies.

Well i does anyway, maybe not da flowery orcs.

We take yoos best merchant and yoo still be carryin' on.

If wants her, yoo gots meet our demands.

The Returner · Post by **The Returner** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 8:02 pm

Orcs Can Not be trusted within the town walls!

I say we banish them all to the forests, and let the blood flies and ogre's sort them out for a while, or send them back to the north.

~Innar Absech

Brendan Mason · Post by **Brendan Mason** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 8:33 pm

Orc, how much is the price for Eliza's safe return?

Brendan Mason

The Returner · Post by **The Returner** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 8:34 pm

His Demands will be outrageous.

They probably want unlimited access to the shop, or worse, for the walls to be taken down.

~Absech

Gwynnether · Post by **Gwynnether** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 8:56 pm

I asked them...
well they don't KNOW it yet.

Of course... Gorge, who planned the kidnapping has no idea about the demands, apart from some pigs. He said Veralion knows it.

Funny isn't it? Very well planned.

Gwynnether von Glanwen

Garett Gwenour · Post by **Garett Gwenour** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 9:03 pm

Kaja says they want a million gold ingots.

Garett Gwenour

Samantha Solay · Post by **Samantha Solay** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 9:35 pm

Garett Gwenour wrote:Kaja says they want a million gold ingots.

Garett Gwenour

Didnt some say Kaja worships demons?

Amanda holds her chin, thinking up a plan

GorgeBloodstench · Post by **GorgeBloodstench** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 9:44 pm

YOos all attack and kill kaja and me.

Because yoo did dis, da demands go up.

Gwynnether · Post by **Gwynnether** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 9:56 pm

Maybe you should first lick your wounds before you make further demands, Gorge.

Well... maybe you should first think about your demands are anyway.

Gwynnether von Glanwen

Kaine Lytecus · Post by **Kaine Lytecus** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 11:06 pm

Gorge,

The only intention I and my comrades possessed was the freeing of Eliza. You were the first to draw your weapon, and the first to injure another. As a response, we defended ourselves.

Hold us in no ill will. You are the initial aggressors, or have you forgotten that?

We demand our best merchant is returned to us, unharmed.

-Kaine Lytecus

Wiergraf · Post by **Wiergraf** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 11:13 pm

Written in the blood of a human:

You wake up Wiergraf, return him to old orc brute ways. He not flower orc anymore, no oomie friends. You regret making Wiergraf angry!

Garett Gwenour · Post by **Garett Gwenour** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 11:14 pm

You have brought it upon yourself even an orc would be able to figure this out.

Garett Gwenour

Derick · Post by **Derick** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 11:15 pm

I volunteer my services to the bloodskulls, who need it most.

I shall be an allie to you, if you need it.

--The Assassin--

Wiergraf · Post by **Wiergraf** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 11:19 pm

Writes in humans blood until it runs out:

Me sorry about shop, assasin. They outnumbered us, and we saved John for some reason... me didnt want Ferg to die, so me not attack, but they kill ferg anyways. Ferg not attack anyone, but Marius still attack him. This makes me angry!

John Irenicus · Post by **John Irenicus** » Mon Feb 21, 2005 11:26 pm

I told you all to leave, it was an unclear situation so it would have been the best, but you didn't want to listen.
It seemed to me that you wanted to help the known assasin and outlaw of Trolls Bane, what you confirm here now, so the people of Trolls Bane attacked you.
Don't forget that your clan kidnapped Eliza. It is not too easy to seperate the *bad* orcs from the *good* orcs.
If you could stop protecting outlaws IN OUR town and bring OUR citizen back, there shall be peace.

John von Glanwen

Pendar · Post by **Pendar** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 12:08 am

As to the million ingots give gorge 3 and kill him while he fumbles about the counting of them.
Wiergraf your attitude is saddening to me, when we held kaja it was perfectly execptable for ocs to raid the town and break him out. Yet when the orcs hold eliza. Who i might add is an innocent unlike kaja.
Gutrock has allready shown me his colors, Proving he would sooner fight because gorge cant hold his temper than enter into a discussion with me.
Wier I have knowen you grown to like and respect you. Our actions dictate who we are I will watch with interest to learn who you are.

As far as war goes I hope voices will emerge from with in the skulls. Gurik,veralion look to your brothers. I do not relesh the idea of putting orcs to the sword because gorge,kaja and grutock lack restraint and respect.
Yours sincerly
Pendar Fayed

veralion · Post by **veralion** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 1:09 am

To all oomies! Heeds me words!
If 'nudder march on Skull Lands happen agains, den yous all loose yous precious merchant of Trolls Bane. If nub believe mes, den finds out for youselfs! All oomies sets foot on territory be hunted toos!
Me wills release list of demands soon den. Until den...

Ghásh Wargclaw · Post by **Ghásh Wargclaw** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 8:51 am

I am a orc of the city trollsbane and I do not see why you orcs allways have to fight, I am even starting to hate some of you!
Sure orcs arn't given the same respect that other races get, but it wasn't like that before you started your raids on the town.
Now the orcs are seen like pests!! If an orc is seen in town and nobody recognises him they allways ask who you are and then the follow up question is if you are a bloodskull!

Ghásh Wargclaw

The Returner · Post by **The Returner** » Tue Feb 22, 2005 3:11 pm

The only good orc, is a dead orc.

~ Innar Absech

Ceigan Ibatha · Post by **Ceigan Ibatha** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 1:25 am

Why would the orcs do this? I believe Eliza just went on vacation up north. I think I heard her negotiating a price with a few orcs for a private room. All she wants is some quiet from the endless hours of trading. No need for worries!

~Ceigan Zain Ibatha
Master Tree Remover
Teacher of Tree Removing
Follower of the Prancing Magenta Troll of Madness
Leader of the Esteemed Followers of the Prancing Magenta Troll of Madness Group
Owner of the Big Castle Near Trollsbane
Proud Member of the Family Life Organization

GorgeBloodstench · Post by **GorgeBloodstench** » Wed Feb 23, 2005 11:46 pm

Here are the skull's demands.

We wants pig pen fer pigs dat yoo will provide,
We wants 5 full sets of plates armour
We wants 50 strong healing potions.
And we want 20 gold ingots.

Give us dis, and yoo get yoos Eliza back, and we nub takes her again. And yoo get da mage, marius backs.

Nub do dis, she die in cell.

Choice be yours. If nub cooperates, she die. If yoo come try free her, she die.

I call skulls to stop attacking town until we settle dis. If nub settle, she die, and it war agains.

--GORGE BLOODSTENCH--

Sordelka · Post by **Sordelka** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 12:32 am

hhhmmmm..."scratches his head"
And do we have a time limit?

GorgeBloodstench · Post by **GorgeBloodstench** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 12:33 am

Yub, danks fer reminding.. Yoo got one day and a half..