Our Saviours

Ceigan Ibatha · Post by **Ceigan Ibatha** » Sun Oct 17, 2004 10:13 pm

Hello Citizens of Trollsbane! It would seem today the Prancing Magenta Troll of Mandess has sent our saviours to rescue the town of the evil rocks that blocked our paths! Because of our loyal sock eaters the Magenta Troll sent help. Praise the Prancing Magenta Troll of Madness!

~Ceigan Ibatha
Master Tree Remover
Teacher of Tree Removing
Novice Chaos Priest
Follower of the Prancing Magenta Troll of Madness

Konstantin K · Post by **Konstantin K** » Sun Oct 17, 2004 10:35 pm

Something tells me Ibatha knew about all this...

Kasume · Post by **Kasume** » Mon Oct 18, 2004 1:04 am

Or a fool that fell into an obviously ironic situation. Quite common. And quite the laughs I might add.

-Kasume-

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Tue Oct 19, 2004 10:03 pm

There may be more sense to the words of the jester than he himself likes to admit.

The wise should listen to the fool's words, but think about them three times.

A fool may say words
like snow falls on winters day
truth hides in a flake

-Damien

Caitlin Fergus · Post by **Caitlin Fergus** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 7:36 am

Caitlin comes to the board and reads the messages. After a slightly grumble she writes:

"Such an message from a person who calls himself "master tree remover" and "teacher of tree removing". Contradictory, isn't it?

Caitlin Fergus"

Iekka · Post by **Iekka** » Wed Oct 20, 2004 7:49 am

A note is pinned up, a few drips of blood are dotted across the paper, though it is written in a slightly 'familiar' green ink. The last line though is written in the blood.

Master Tree Remover; Teacher of Tree Removing.
Maybe one time soon, you and us should meet, Master Ibatha.
We would love to get to know you better.

The trees watch you; we are watching you...
-The Watchers Of The Woods

Ceigan Ibatha · Post by **Ceigan Ibatha** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 12:20 am

Fool? No way! Sure, we can meet!

Praise the Prancing Magenta Troll of Madness!

~Ceigan Ibatha
Master Tree Remover
Teacher of Tree Removing
Novice Chaos Priest
Follower of the Prancing Magenta Troll of Madness

Avaloner · Post by **Avaloner** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 12:32 am

For the ones ,who don't see all, he only removes Tree's who bother other people or where tree's stand to near and would kill eahc other ,because they get not enough food.
Gather materials before you judge.

-Avaloner-

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 12:37 am

He gave himself this title after someone planted trees directly in the town entrance.

The best judgement turns into foolishness if done without thought and knowledge.

Iekka · Post by **Iekka** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 12:50 am

This may be acceptable.
But still, we watch.

-The Watchers of the Woods

Konstantin K · Post by **Konstantin K** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 10:19 am

Ceigan Ibatha, you are crazy.

The Night's Own · Post by **The Night's Own** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 10:56 am

Dance with the blessings of chaos.
Until they henceforth betray us.
Head on full force, how it is just.
Let him fly high and toil for his trust.
Night.

Ryne Ordis · Post by **Ryne Ordis** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 3:31 am

Ryne could be seen walking up to the board, and scanning it for messages concerning the wondrous and powerful Prancing Magenta Troll. As he finds this one, he can be seen scrawling a note more than willfully on the board

If anyone is in need of socks, i have plenty of old ones at my disposal. You should really eat at least a pair daily, but the Prancing Magenta troll is much obliged if you eat two pairs of old socks a day. As you no doubt can see, the Prancing Magenta Troll repays us greatly if we follow his sock eating ways!

Master Sock Dispenser

Velin · Post by **Velin** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 5:25 am

Pins a note under the others
Oh NO. Ceigan's madness is contagious. Anyone could be next.

-Velin

laughs and walks off

Konstantin K · Post by **Konstantin K** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 6:11 am

Yes it is. I am eating them.

Ceigan Ibatha · Post by **Ceigan Ibatha** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 6:22 am

Eating your socks?! Good to hear! The Prancing Magenta Troll of Madness will protect you! Spread word! Eat socks daily too!

~Ceigan Zain Ibatha
Master Tree Remover
Teacher of Tree Removing
Novice Chaos Priest
Follower of the Prancing Magenta Troll of Madness
Leader of the Esteemed Followers of the Prancing Magenta Troll of Madness Group

Konstantin K · Post by **Konstantin K** » Thu Oct 28, 2004 6:26 am

Dear Master Ceigan.
I would like to show the socks to you, when they...you know... come out...
I am not sure if I ate them correctly, and if I put enough liquid on them.
I will need to hear your blessing.
Alright? Would you give me some of your time later on?

Ceigan Ibatha · Post by **Ceigan Ibatha** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 12:21 am

The old socks can be eaten with little or no water! I heard they tasted good with some halfling soup. If you really need my help, sure! Spread word!

~Ceigan Zain Ibatha
Master Tree Remover
Teacher of Tree Removing
Novice Chaos Priest
Follower of the Prancing Magenta Troll of Madness
Leader of the Esteemed Followers of the Prancing Magenta Troll of Madness Group
Demon Slayer

Ryne Ordis · Post by **Ryne Ordis** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 3:12 am

Konstantin K wrote:Dear Master Ceigan.
I would like to show the socks to you, when they...you know... come out...
I am not sure if I ate them correctly, and if I put enough liquid on them.
I will need to hear your blessing.
Alright? Would you give me some of your time later on?

It tends to be much healthier if you chew the socks into small bits before swallowing! the ink takes a sharp dive down the parchment here, as if he sneezed while writing If you are unsure, its always best to purchase some scissors from Sam. If you ask nicely, and tell him you are going to use them for eating socks, he might give you a bit of a discount! the ink takes another sharp dive

You must eat your socks daily!

If you find yourself slacking off, perhaps you could try a different color sock! they tend to yet another sharp dive trigger your memory, you know.

If in need of socks, I have socks a plenty!

pinned beside the note is a fresh pair of socks, with a short poem inscribed

Take a pair, leave a pair,
Eat them here, eat them there.
If you ever feel in doubt,
Visit the depot, and take a pair out!

next to the poem is a group of tally marks, totaling at 9. perhaps someone was counting their toes nearby.

Master Sock Dispenser

Konstantin K · Post by **Konstantin K** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 3:41 am

I would like to receive a load of 50 socks please.
And, can they be not very old? Can they be at least moderately new?

Ryne Ordis · Post by **Ryne Ordis** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 3:44 am

A large bag full of socks, fresh from the loom, is pinned to the board, threating to rip away from it due to the weight. Attatched is a copy of the sock poem and a pair of brand new scissors, all wrapped up in a fancy bit of black and red cloth

The Prancing Magenta Troll Wills everyone to Share!

~Master Sock Dispenser~

Konstantin K · Post by **Konstantin K** » Fri Oct 29, 2004 4:17 am

A man comes to the wall, and takes the bag.
He counts the socks.

Splendid!

Adria, Augusta, April, Barbara, Melanie, Sylvia, and Marsha... yes, Marsha is a big girl... just her size...
And for the boys... Stephan, Gabriel, Jonathan, Alfonse, Tyron, Freddy, Teddy, and little Aaron.

The man smiles slyly.

All my little orphans have new socks now.