I'm not dumb

The_Twe · Post by **The_Twe** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 1:25 am

Of course people could still play with old accounts and thus, no one gets new accounts, but the number of people playing stays constant. So shut up. I have 7 posts, because my Twe account has been deleted or rather its been banned from the forum. Judge that.

The_Twe · Post by **The_Twe** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 1:26 am

Oh might I add, great work pointlessly locking the other topic, so people couldn't answer my perfectly resonable questions.

Silent Bob · Post by **Silent Bob** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 1:28 am

I miss the Sean-San war.

Fun times.

Reverence · Post by **Reverence** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 1:45 am

Twe, the old times are gone.

Splashing 99 double axes in town, and pking for no reason are no more.

If you join the game once more, welcome, if not dont judge which you dont know.

Tarnaka..

Juliana · Post by **Juliana** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 1:58 am

Please Twe. Just shut up and get lost. When you start to get sober again, think about your posts. We don't need someone like you. You were banned. Think about it. Do you think anything has changed? You most certainly haven't. There are no valid questions you ask, just nonsense. So just get off this board and stop spamming.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 1:59 am

People are now being banned for random PK, or even for talking OOC aloud. Roleplay now IS important. ANd, powergaming is not really possible anymore.

The_Twe · Post by **The_Twe** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 2:11 am

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I'm not doing anything.
All i wanted to know was :-

How many of the old players were left.

Stop hasseling me for nothing

Twe

Hermie · Post by **Hermie** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 2:12 am

Some of you should know who I am, some of you wont. For the people who dont...you really dont know alot about this game.

No, no. YOU don't know the game, not since you left, and not even when you were here. PK is not roleplaying, this IS a roleplaying game. The game has changed A LOT since you went, so you don't know this game. Fact.

I just wanted to know if any one still plays this game, as clearly, no one can get accounts. Then again cant blame them for sucking the fun out the game now can we.......?

Roleplayers can get accounts, it's just a wait. If you consider PK fun, then I'm glad it was sucked out of the game.

I mean how many people do you have online on average now.....3? I remember the days when we had 31 players a night.

It depends where you live, there is an average ranging from 20 to 35 sometimes, depending on nights. The reason for a lack of players is the account system. It was made with the intent of stopping random people playing the game, and to filter the good roleplayers from the PKers.

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I don't care if you don't know me, and I don't care if you think that I don't know you, but I answered your 'reasonable' questions, so here's a final quote for you :

Get lost.

Juliana · Post by **Juliana** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 2:17 am

Come IG and find out.....

Neonfire · Post by **Neonfire** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 3:50 am

The_Twe wrote:people could still play with old accounts and thus, no one gets new accounts

Oh, really? Seems I missed something lately.

The_Twe wrote:I have 7 posts.

Oh, you are the big one. Fine, so let me add your 20 posts of "Twe". Whee, 27 postings. Great! Uh, maybe add those 8 little notes of Silent Bob to you (cause the benefit of content of your and his topics is the same). Woah, full 35 postings. Terrific!

It was an honor to look through your hodgepodge of literary feats.

The_Twe wrote:So shut up.

The_Twe wrote:Judge that.

That's contradictionary. Judge you without a single word? But we were no GMs if we found no way to manage that. Haven't you recognized your closed topic? Pointless in your eyes, aye, as pointless as your question about people knowing you.

The_Twe wrote:I declare that Twe and Bob be the RULERS OF ILLARION FOREVER.

TwE

P.S. No matter what ever you say, do or think, this will remain true forever.

Oh, I missed something again. What a blighter I am. Forgive me, glamorous and enlightened RULER OF ILLARION. Please, don't be merciless with a little newbie like me. I was just ignorant about ...

*bows in front of you*

If you ever get into our precious little community of hand-selected players, my character will ever be in your characters debt.

...

Uh man, am I glad you never will get an account.

martin · Post by **martin** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 7:41 am

TWE, don't even think about applying for an account.
You are banned for lifetime, we will do anything to not let you into the game we could.

So I'd kindly ask you to leave the boards, too.

Martin

Keunthus · Post by **Keunthus** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 11:03 am

So, I have read your post and my decission... Don't let him in!
Player Killing without reason, loggin out if being attackt etc.
Anyway, I don't think he come in. That is good.

Arkadia Misella · Post by **Arkadia Misella** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 6:09 pm

Dearest Twe -

Do us all a great favor and set yourself ablaze while playing with matches.
Thank you.

~~A~~

Shi'voc · Post by **Shi'voc** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 7:34 pm

hey twe.. .so quite lately? <smiles>
i guess that's the end of the topic.

Bloodhearte · Post by **Bloodhearte** » Fri Aug 13, 2004 7:35 pm

And just who the hell are you Twe?

If I ever try and remember if Illarion has improved since the last few years, I'll always think of you. Thanks.

The Returner · Post by **The Returner** » Tue Aug 17, 2004 3:36 pm

Twe I almost *WANT* to kick your ass again.

I hereby declare all "stupid" newbies be declared Twebies.

And all smart newbies, not be called newbies, cuz thats degrading

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Tue Aug 17, 2004 6:12 pm

Okay.
"Twebies" is now the official word for the "how do i kill"-type of newbies.

Juliana · Post by **Juliana** » Tue Aug 17, 2004 6:37 pm

hmm. I think it's to much an honor to him

The_Twe · Post by **The_Twe** » Wed Aug 18, 2004 1:15 am

I'm not gonna lie to you,
it would be the best honour Ive ever got.
Also, ive got my own rpg now, w00t.
But you'll be insulted that I called it an RPG, so lets from now on call it a
TPG. Guess what that stands for.
ALSO, nice work banning my ip and deactivating my account, banning my ip was a nice wee trick. Took me a few days before I could be bothered to renew it.
I would give out my e-mail to invite you guys to come join it...after all
your a very special buch of Players, but i'm afraid of the kinda abuse i'd get. Then again with a gmail account, ive got the space to take it. Still ...

Kasume · Post by **Kasume** » Wed Aug 18, 2004 1:18 am

Anybody want a free Gmail invite?

The_Twe · Post by **The_Twe** » Wed Aug 18, 2004 1:28 am

since were talking about gmail invites, how long are we meant to wait to get them, or is there a certain, usage point you go over and they get sent to you ?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Aug 18, 2004 11:15 am

To be serious... I have no clue what you're talking about.

The Returner · Post by **The Returner** » Wed Aug 18, 2004 9:59 pm

TPG?

The Penis Grabbers?

wtf?

Kasume · Post by **Kasume** » Wed Aug 18, 2004 10:07 pm

The Porno Geeks...

Duh

Konstantin K · Post by **Konstantin K** » Thu Aug 19, 2004 12:37 am

Hey, Twe. I'll play your game.

TPG is probably a .... well... I dunno. But u prolly have to fight a lot...

actually... can anyone fill me in on who Twe is? I entered the game back when all monsters were gone and Drakhen castle was cleaned out. I have no clue of what was before.

Kasume · Post by **Kasume** » Thu Aug 19, 2004 12:38 am

Konstantin K wrote:Hey, Twe. I'll play your game.

TPG is probably a .... well... I dunno. But u prolly have to fight a lot...

ye ur prolly rite u prolly due wich tohse gamez suk

I'm guessing Twe was around... before RP.

The Returner · Post by **The Returner** » Thu Aug 19, 2004 2:48 pm

Twe was around in the 10xxx days, when there was no such bs as account systems.

He started a war with me, with his "guild" which was all of one man (silent bob) I killed both with fists.

Later, They were burning down the tavern, so I killed them again.

Then they teamed me with spells, and I didn't see them for a day, which is when they teamed me again, in front of half of the ranger guild (Korwin,Lord Chaos (AkA Astral) Roke, and some others) Who destroyed them, after I begged.

At peace talks, Twe and his compadre assasinated me,twice,once failing.

Finally, he was either banned, or gave up, either way, he was exiled, until, um, now.

He was basicly around when your chars were in nappies.

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Thu Aug 19, 2004 8:40 pm

TGP =
Torch Gasoline PooooOOOOOM !
or
Tales of Gun Powder
or
Times Gone Poo
or
This Game's Player
or
That's Great Popmusic
or...
Twe's Game-Poop ! *fg*

Misjbar · Post by **Misjbar** » Fri Aug 20, 2004 6:16 am

Damien wrote:TGP =
[....]
Times Gone Poo
[....]

Konstantin K · Post by **Konstantin K** » Fri Aug 20, 2004 6:19 am

WOW! Twe was fun!