And So It Begins...

The Returner · Post by **The Returner** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 8:52 pm

"Now damien....the last time I tried alcohol...what happened?" San grins

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 8:54 pm

"Of course. Then, i suggest that you double your meditation times. On the other hand, what you describe does not sound like a problem to me... where is the fish in this river ?"

The Returner · Post by **The Returner** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 8:57 pm

"Fish in the.....well, I see a rather large problem here, she currently wants to kill me...which reminds me, on your way here, did you happen to see any slightly injured pretty half-elfs?"

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 9:05 pm

Damien raises an eyebrow.
"Oh indeed, what a coincidence. She had an axe wound, which had not quite penetrated the lung, but with four broken ribs and without a proper bandage it would have been only a question of time. She seemed to have been either quite tough or extremely lucky though, since IF the orcish axe would have been as half as sharp as her own blade, you would now have two pretty quarter-elves... Oh, as well as some minor blessures, and a very strange looking bite on the shoulder. It lacked orcish toothprints."

The Returner · Post by **The Returner** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 9:07 pm

"The bite...would be mine....thats her alright...I hope she wasent too much trouble for you"

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 9:11 pm

"Trouble ? Of course not. Could you explain WHY she should be after your head - you were not trying out orcish mating rituals, did you ? You know - stone-on-head-and-pull-into-cave-tactics ?"

The Returner · Post by **The Returner** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 9:12 pm

"more like she-wouldent-cook-so-I-bit-her tactics"

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 9:15 pm

"Aaaaa-HA. If it's only a bite... well... now that you have prooved your primal courage to her, how about... flowers ? And.. are you sure that you should not change your hut into a cave ?"

The Returner · Post by **The Returner** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 9:17 pm

San nearly hits the floor again

"Flowers...!?"

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 9:20 pm

"Well, an excuse COULD do the same trick... both could save your head now."
Damien winks.
"And manners could have done that before."

The Returner · Post by **The Returner** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 9:22 pm

"You mean, I should be nice to her!?"

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 9:23 pm

"There are two necessary skills to deal with a dragon : Politeness, and respect."

The Returner · Post by **The Returner** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 9:24 pm

"....We are talking about women, not large scaley reptiles my friend"

San winks

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 9:25 pm

"I am talking of manners and how to avoid a bad fate..."

The Returner · Post by **The Returner** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 9:27 pm

"t'is true, both will shoot you with rather large flames if you do not be nice...mmhh.."

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 9:29 pm

"Yes. You should consider to excuse - this will also restore your inner balance."

The Returner · Post by **The Returner** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 9:31 pm

"What about her balance?"

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 9:38 pm

"Of course, you will have to restore it, the same action CAN help. Otherwise, you could also write your will, just for the case... Women can be so hot-tempered sometimes..."

The Returner · Post by **The Returner** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 9:40 pm

"..wonderfull......now I'm definately going to get killed by her"

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 9:52 pm

Damien raises an eyebrow.
"Things you have caused, you can solve. There is no harmony without insight."

The Returner · Post by **The Returner** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 9:53 pm

"That may be true...but there is no Sean if female doesent like his "insight" "

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 9:55 pm

"Don't worry. She will not kill you because of this bite of yours - that would be not satisfying enough. She'll just want to see you crouch.."

The Returner · Post by **The Returner** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 9:59 pm

San winces

"I never said I NEVER wanted to have childrens again..."

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 10:02 pm

"Well... she'll do that slowly, especially whith much elven blood in her. Then, she will... Of course, you also have the choice to ecxuse..."

The Returner · Post by **The Returner** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 10:03 pm

"ahhh! when she comes back, I am taking all of her weapons away..." He mutters

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 10:06 pm

Damien raises an eyebrow and crosses his arms.
"I never said she would use weapons. Obviously, you don't know elven women when angry..."

The Returner · Post by **The Returner** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 10:11 pm

San rubs his cheek in memory of something

"..I know that gala can slap hard..."

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 10:17 pm

Damien nods.
"Of course, you have still a little time to think, when she got you crawling on the floor and begging..."

The Returner · Post by **The Returner** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 10:26 pm

"you have to be kidding..."

Damien · Post by **Damien** » Tue Jul 20, 2004 10:34 pm

Damien does not look as if he would be kidding, and looks back at sean, his arms crossed and one eyebrow a little raised.